saintbernie Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='06 October 2009 - 10:55 AM' timestamp='1254786911' post='1978596'] I have decided that we shall be friends. I hope you stay. [/quote] Awesome! I look forward to getting to know you... all of you, in fact. Apart from that Stormtrooper, or whatever, character that lurks about here sometimes... Hahaha, I used to date a guy like him once. It was a rather high-spirited relationship, to put it euphemistically. Take care! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picchick Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 [quote name='notardillacid' date='05 October 2009 - 08:01 PM' timestamp='1254787289' post='1978602'] Well, I hadn't showered for weeks, had super greasy hair, went to the mall, was attacked by a pig and consequently a hoard of beautiful women came out of nowhere and washed my hair on the spot. True life. [/quote] Nice. I hope to see you in the upcoming commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 [quote name='saintbernie' date='05 October 2009 - 06:21 PM' timestamp='1254784875' post='1978561'] Thirdly, I didn't take offense at any so-called 'advances' made towards me. I'm sure they were made with a light heart and a giggle or two. They're nothing compared to what we girls have to endure at universities. [/quote] If you knew how many couples on Phatmass end up married to each other, you wouldn't take their advances as lightly. That's why they keep old women like me around, for chaperons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbernie Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 [quote name='CatherineM' date='06 October 2009 - 11:16 AM' timestamp='1254788205' post='1978621'] If you knew how many couples on Phatmass end up married to each other, you wouldn't take their advances as lightly. That's why they keep old women like me around, for chaperons. [/quote] WHOA, SERIOUSLY?! Boy, oh boy. A lady from my Church met her future husband on a Catholic Facebook group, and she went all the way to Boston to get married to him... but I thought things like that only had a one-in-a-million chance of occurring. I'm counting on you to help me out, CatherineM! LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 PM has 100 million members. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 [quote name='saintbernie' date='05 October 2009 - 07:25 PM' timestamp='1254788732' post='1978628'] WHOA, SERIOUSLY?! Boy, oh boy. A lady from my Church met her future husband on a Catholic Facebook group, and she went all the way to Boston to get married to him... but I thought things like that only had a one-in-a-million chance of occurring. I'm counting on you to help me out, CatherineM! LOL. [/quote] Take some advice from me: none of the rest of those guys are worth your time. Except maybe USAirways. I, however, am almost unimaginably more awesome. You have my permission to be impressed, nay! Astounded! Nay! Flabbergasted. If you ever see a picture of me, make sure you're wearing sunglasses. I'll give you a hint; it's not the guy in my avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrexi Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 [quote name='saintbernie' date='05 October 2009 - 07:25 PM' timestamp='1254788732' post='1978628'] WHOA, SERIOUSLY?! [/quote] I dated a girl from Phatmass... It ended up not working out, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='05 October 2009 - 08:29 PM' timestamp='1254788948' post='1978633'] If you ever see a picture of me, make sure you're wearing sunglasses. I'll give you a hint; it's not the guy in my avatar. [/quote] Also, gouge out your eyes, just to make sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Yeah, like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I wish we had a screaming smiley with gouged eye sockets. I'm sure it has other applications... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I can think of a myriad uses for a handheld iguana-maker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StColette Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 [quote name='saintbernie' date='05 October 2009 - 08:25 PM' timestamp='1254788732' post='1978628'] WHOA, SERIOUSLY?! Boy, oh boy. A lady from my Church met her future husband on a Catholic Facebook group, and she went all the way to Boston to get married to him... but I thought things like that only had a one-in-a-million chance of occurring. I'm counting on you to help me out, CatherineM! LOL. [/quote] lol These couples tend to be very successful on here. My husband and I met here and then ended up at the same University together. We've been married almost two years and we have an 11 month old and are about to welcome baby #2 in less than two months. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkwright Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 was there a super troopers reference in this thread?! farve!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbernie Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 [quote name='rkwright' date='06 October 2009 - 11:58 AM' timestamp='1254790701' post='1978658'] was there a super troopers reference in this thread?! farve!!!! [/quote] Something along the lines of "Stormtrooper"? haha, you know - THAT GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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