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[quote name='TotusTuusMaria' date='17 September 2009 - 03:13 PM' timestamp='1253214784' post='1968152']
Hookah? I am taking care of little Pio and Maria and providing for their every little need and trying to be mom and dad (which, btw, you are still months behind on child support) and you are going to hookah circles!?!? :ohno: [/QUOTE]

You ran off to Chile with the Chilean pool boy, who you claim is "just a friend" and left Pio and Maria with me, they are still crashing in my dorm, I don't know whose children you napped but you'd be wise to return them ASAP! And the Hookah was free, it's totally unconnected to the child support I do not pay because YOU DO NOT HAVE THE CHILDREN.



[QUOTE]typical floozie move: buy hassan ice-cream. :ohno: I hope this one lasts longer then the last ice-dream girl did. [/QUOTE]

She was never a "floozie" she's engaged :(



[QUOTE]Well considering that you are seriously weighing a relationship with her against future Ramadan Iftar meals and tea doesn't exactly give me the idea that this will go far...[/QUOTE]

I really like the food :unsure:

[QUOTE]then again, you do have a thing for muslim floozies...[/QUOTE]

only in your jealousy ravaged imagination

[QUOTE... then again... those never last long either[/QUOTE]

Because they don't exist.



[QUOTE]I don't have much to say about this one. I hope you two get together and that little flirtatious side gets the best of her and you get left with two kids (which really... i guess i don't hope for seeing as they would have very tragic lives being left in your hands), no child support, and hearing the insane antics of her deciding whether or not she wants to go with boy 1, boy 2, boy 3, or boy 4.
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Why two kids? :unsure:

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[quote name='TotusTuusMaria' date='17 September 2009 - 02:13 PM' timestamp='1253214784' post='1968152']
typical floozie move: buy hassan ice-cream. :ohno: I hope this one lasts longer then the last ice-dream girl did.
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That would have been you? :saint:

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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='17 September 2009 - 04:06 PM' timestamp='1253217965' post='1968179']
That would have been you? :saint:
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They don't sell icecream where we met [size="1"](a bar)[/size] :ninja:

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[quote name='Hassan' date='17 September 2009 - 05:03 PM' timestamp='1253217832' post='1968177']
You ran off to Chile with the Chilean pool boy, who you claim is "just a friend" and left Pio and Maria with me, they are still crashing in my dorm, I don't know whose children you napped but you'd be wise to return them ASAP! And the Hookah was free, it's totally unconnected to the child support I do not pay because YOU DO NOT HAVE THE CHILDREN.[/quote]

First you in some type of "sultanic" power kick "banned" me to Chile and now I went to Chile because I was having an affair with "[b]the[/b]" Chilean pool boy who worked at the non existent pool we have/had? :rolleyes: If you are going to make-up some untrue reason for my going to Chile you could at least stick with one story if not for consistency's sake then for your own. To say the least, it does not make you or what you have to say on what really went down in our marr- no, horrific tragedy - believable... not that any of it ever is...

The children stayed with my parents during my brief [i]missionary[/i] experience in Chile. What kind of mother would I be to leave my children with their under-age drinking, alki father and his hippie hookah smoking buddies in a dorm room, living off left over Ramadan food from the Muslims next door and entertaining themselves with goodness knows what as daddy laughs it up with the muslim, hookah smokey floozie over spongebob? Not a good one, and since the court appointed me sole custody we know that I am. So, like any good mother, I left them with Nan and Pap and talked with them on skype ten times a day. They had a great time. Baked cookies. Went to the park. Went to an airplane show. You know, wholesome things four and six year olds do with mature adult guardians... not "crashing at a dorm."

Since I have been back, the children have been with me. Pio has started school (if he was in your care, apparently instead of school he would be running around your campus unsupervised "crashing" as you flirt and "so intelligently" explain to girl number whatever how God doesn't exist or he'd - more like it - be on the back of a milk carton) and Maria is having so much fun with me every day... we fingerpainted yesterday!

And, I wasn't insinuating that you paid to take part in the hookah party. Actually, it hadn't even crossed my mind, but if that is where all my child support is going then not only are you even lamer and even more irresponsible then i thought you to be but you are even more of an appalling father... as if that were possible, which up until now I didn't think could be.


[quote]She was never a "floozie" she's engaged :([/quote]

Being engaged doesn't stop her from being a floozie. It just makes her an engaged floozie. :mellow:

[quote]I really like the food :unsure: [/quote]

Yeah, apparently.


[quote]only in your jealousy ravaged imagination[/quote]

:rolleyes:

:crazy:


[quote]Because they don't exist.[/quote]

yeah, exactly... they don't exist [i]for long[/i].


honestly, i pity all of these dear things. :ohno: if they are smart, they'll stop smoking the hookah with you and get to church. :cool:

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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' date='17 September 2009 - 05:06 PM' timestamp='1253217965' post='1968179']
That would have been you? :saint:
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no, that would be the otherwise known as "engaged floozie." read back through his floozie threads. she's the one that gave him an icedream on valentines or something and they hit it off.

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[quote name='zunshynn' date='18 September 2009 - 08:53 PM' timestamp='1253321594' post='1968917']
[color="#A0522D"]Hey what happened to the cute New Zealander in your Chinese seminar class?[/color]
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lol, that was mostly a joke. I thought OPM was back and thought it could start a good thread that he could participate in.

I mean she is kind of cute (she's from New ealand, but actually Chinese) but I'm not actually really interested in her.

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