Selah And Bg45 Get To Have A Boarders But Not I

[Hassan]

Why?




I feel excluded and rejected by the book selling establishment.




I mean yes. At my Barns and Noble I tend to only buy cheep hot tea ($1.35 with membership ).



And to read many books while only reading them and not buying them.



And to leave the books where I was suddenly and not putting them back.


And I tend to give the tellers a lot of trouble by making them track down obscure authors with difficult to spell names.



And I have made fun of the store in the past, specifically the cheesy music they play



And I often make fun of the cashiers who work in the Cafe who have to explain to disgruntled customers that they are not a *real* Starbucks but simply sell Starbucks coffee and try to imitate a Starbucks



I also have a healthy curiosity and consequently make them explain to me what all the expensive stuff is (right before I get my tea)

"What is a Quiche?"

"So do they Back the Custard?"

"What is Che?"


"Well why do they call it Che if it's not Russian?"


"Because Russian make tea by adding hot water to concentrate"

(btw do NOT drink black tea concentrate pure )





But other then that I really am a model customer





Why doesn't Boarders want me?

Edited August 15, 2009 by Hassan

[QuoteMan]

Ummmm.... maybe you smell?

Edited August 15, 2009 by QuoteMan

[Hassan]

[quote name='QuoteMan' post='1949768' date='Aug 15 2009, 04:53 PM']Ummmm.... maybe you smell? [/quote]






In fact usually I take at least two showers a day, three if I go to the gym.



I am very clear and fresh

[QuoteMan]

And wastefull of water.

Edited August 15, 2009 by QuoteMan

[Resurrexi]

I buy most of my books at an eccentric locally-owned bookstore that specializes in theology and patristics.

[Hassan]

[quote name='QuoteMan' post='1949776' date='Aug 15 2009, 04:58 PM']And wastefull of water.[/quote]



Could that be why they blackballed me?

[Hassan]

I have been to a Boarders before. I bought Kierkegaard's "Practices in Christianity" for my grandfather.

[QuoteMan]

I doubt they look into the personal life of customers. We have a Logo's store right by our house, and they have a great selection of religious books. Nihil likes the religious section at Chapters.

[Hassan]

[quote name='QuoteMan' post='1949784' date='Aug 15 2009, 04:02 PM']I doubt they look into the personal life of customers. We have a Logo's store right by our house, and they have a great selection of religious books. Nihil likes the religious section at Chapters.[/quote]


I also waste a lot of water at Barns and Noble.


I tend to wash my hands a lot

[QuoteMan]

I don't really waste much water.

[Hassan]

[quote name='QuoteMan' post='1949790' date='Aug 15 2009, 04:05 PM']I don't really waste much water.[/quote]


We should find out of Selah and BG45 waste water. If not then perhaps that is it

[QuoteMan]

You go ahead. I'm to busy.

[Resurrexi]

Can one really waste water?

I say no.

[QuoteMan]

Yes they can.
Does someone really need to take an eleven-minute shower? No.

[Hassan]

[quote name='Resurrexi' post='1949797' date='Aug 15 2009, 05:10 PM']Can one really waste water?

I say no.[/quote]



Tell that to Boarders



Or perhaps that's not it



Perhaps they're just shy