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[zunshynn]

[quote name='Hassan' post='1938669' date='Aug 1 2009, 11:51 PM']A woman correcting a man's spelling.


What a delightful jest!








I'm going to have to watch my back for a while now I fear [/quote]

Yes. And while we're at it, I'll correct your grammar. You used 'too' when you ought to have used 'to'.

But no jest, Hassan.

[Marie-Therese]

[quote name='Hassan' post='1938688' date='Aug 2 2009, 01:56 AM']And they deceived and Allah deceived, and Allah (is) the best (of) the deceivers [/quote]


Pfft. You can't be manipulated if you are aware that the other person is attempting manipulation.

How lightly you treat your opponent, my dear.

And see now, Zunshynn has gotten the chucks out. Things are going to get interesting.

Edited August 2, 2009 by Marie-Therese

[Hassan]

[quote name='Marie-Therese' post='1938697' date='Aug 2 2009, 02:02 AM']Pfft. You can't be manipulated if you are aware that the other person is attempting manipulation.

How lightly you treat your opponent, my dear.[/quote]

When the hypocrites come to you (O Muhammad SAW), they say: "We bear witness that you are indeed the Messenger of Allah." Allah knows that you are indeed His Messenger and Allah bears witness that the hypocrites are liars indeed

[quote]And see now, Zunshynn has gotten the chucks out. Things are going to get interesting.[/quote]

And when you are among them and keep up the prayer for them, let a party of them stand up with you, and let them take their arms; then when they have prostrated themselves let them go to your rear, and let another party who have not prayed come forward and pray with you, and let them take their precautions and their arms; (for) those who disbelieve desire that you may be careless of your arms and your luggage, so that they may then turn upon you with a sudden united attack, and there is no blame on you, if you are annoyed with rain or if you are sick, that you lay down your arms, and take your precautions; surely Allah has prepared a disgraceful chastisement for the unbelievers.

[Christie_M]

[Hassan]

[quote name='Christie_M' post='1938702' date='Aug 2 2009, 02:10 AM'][/quote]
It is not righteousness that ye turn your faces to the East and the West; but righteous is he who believeth in Allah and the Last Day and the angels and the Scripture and the prophets; and giveth wealth, for love of Him, to kinsfolk and to orphans and the needy and the wayfarer and to those who ask, and to set slaves free; and observeth proper worship and payeth the poor-due. And those who keep their treaty when they make one, and the patient in tribulation and adversity and time of stress. Such are they who are sincere. Such are the God-fearing.

[Hassan]

I think you all can see what I'm getting at here

[Christie_M]

Allah is God now?

[Marie-Therese]

1. I have no interest whatever in your luggage.


[quote name='Hassan' post='1938701' date='Aug 2 2009, 02:09 AM']surely Allah has prepared a disgraceful chastisement for the unbelievers.[/quote]


2. You're an unbeliever, you doofus.

[Hassan]

[quote name='Christie_M' post='1938708' date='Aug 2 2009, 01:14 AM']Allah is God now?[/quote]
Say (O Muslims): We believe in Allah and that which is revealed unto us and that which was revealed unto Abraham, and Ishmael, and Isaac, and Jacob, and the tribes, and that which Moses and Jesus received, and that which the Prophets received from their Lord. We make no distinction between any of them, and unto Him we have surrendered.


and


We have favored Moses and Aron

[Christie_M]

[quote name='Hassan' post='1938712' date='Aug 2 2009, 12:17 AM']Say (O Muslims): We believe in Allah and that which is revealed unto us and that which was revealed unto Abraham, and Ishmael, and Isaac, and Jacob, and the tribes, and that which Moses and Jesus received, and that which the Prophets received from their Lord.


...[/quote]

that's a really long sentence

[Hassan]

[quote name='Marie-Therese' post='1938711' date='Aug 2 2009, 01:16 AM']1. I have no interest whatever in your luggage.[/quote]


I have no luggage, I've unpacked





[quote]2. You're an unbeliever, you doofus.[/quote]


How dare you!



But whoever disputes with you in this matter after what has come to you of knowledge, then say: Come let us call our sons and your sons and our women and your women and our near people and your near people, then let us be earnest in prayer, [b]and pray for the curse of Allah on the liars.[/b]

[Hassan]

[quote name='Christie_M' post='1938716' date='Aug 2 2009, 01:19 AM']that's a really long sentence [/quote]
O you who believe! when you rise up to prayer, wash your faces and your hands as far as the elbows, and wipe your heads and your feet to the ankles; and if you are under an obligation to perform a total ablution, then wash (yourselves) and if you are sick or on a journey, or one of you come from the privy, or you have touched the women, and you cannot find water, betake yourselves to pure earth and wipe your faces and your hands therewith, [i][b]Allah does not desire to put on you any difficulty, but He wishes to purify you and that He may complete His favor on you, so that you may be grateful.[/b][/i]









































If somehow Islam is correct I'm getting myself in really, really big trouble

[Christie_M]

but it's not.

I like Jesus better. Edited August 2, 2009 by Christie_M

[Hassan]

[quote name='Christie_M' post='1938720' date='Aug 2 2009, 01:25 AM'] but it's not.

I like Jesus better.[/quote]
O followers of the Book! do not exceed the limits in your religion, and do not speak (lies) against Allah, but (speak) the truth; the Messiah, Isa son of Marium is only an apostle of Allah and His Word which He communicated to Marium and a spirit from Him; believe therefore in Allah and His apostles, and say not, Three. Desist, it is better for you; Allah is only one God; far be It from His glory that He should have a son, whatever is in the heavens and whatever is in the earth is His, and Allah is sufficient for a Protector.

[Marie-Therese]

[quote name='Hassan' post='1938717' date='Aug 2 2009, 02:20 AM'] How dare you!



But whoever disputes with you in this matter after what has come to you of knowledge, then say: Come let us call our sons and your sons and our women and your women and our near people and your near people, then let us be earnest in prayer, [b]and pray for the curse of Allah on the liars.[/b]


[/quote]


Hmmm...let me see....

[quote name='Hassan' post='1938384' date='Aug 1 2009, 09:41 PM']Secret Islam tends to be atheistic/agnostic in outlook [/quote]


Don't hate the playa.