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[quote name='Noel's angel' post='1928333' date='Jul 22 2009, 02:21 PM']I before E....[/quote]
"I before e... always."
"What are you, an idiot, Brian?"
"Well apparently."
So she explains it.
"No, Brian. It's i before e except after c and when sounding like a as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!"
That's a hard rule. That's a- that's a rough rule.
Plurals were hard, too.
“Brian, how do you make a word a plural?”
“You put a ‘s’…put a ‘s’ at the end of it.”
“When?”
“On weekends and holidays...”
“No, Brian. Let me show you.” So she asked this kid who knew everything. Irwin. “Irwin, what’s the plural for ox?”
“Oxen. The farmer used his oxen.”
“Brian?”
(chuckling)“What?”
“Brian, what’s the plural for box?”
“Boxen. I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts.”
"No, Brian, no. Let's try another one. Irwin, what's the plural for goose?"
"Geese. I saw a flock of geese."
"Brian."
(half-crying) "Wha-at?"
"Brian, what's the plural for moose?"
"Moosen! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much moosen. Out in the woods- in the woodes- in the woodsen. The meese want the food. The food is to eatenesen. The meese want the food in the woodingesen! In the, food in the woodenesen!"
"Brian! Brian. You're an imbecile."
"Imbecile-n."
"What are you speaking? German, Brian?"
"German. Jermain. Jermaine Jackson. Jackson Five. Tito!"
"Brian, what the hell are you talking about!?"
"I don't know, I don't know really."

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heavenseeker

[quote name='pat22' post='1928340' date='Jul 22 2009, 02:25 PM']not you, QM[/quote]
oh thats good to know

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piano_freak184

[quote name='pat22' post='1928351' date='Jul 22 2009, 02:29 PM']"I before e... always."
"What are you, an idiot, Brian?"
"Well apparently."
So she explains it.
"No, Brian. It's i before e except after c and when sounding like a as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!"
That's a hard rule. That's a- that's a rough rule.
Plurals were hard, too.
“Brian, how do you make a word a plural?”
“You put a ‘s’…put a ‘s’ at the end of it.”
“When?”
“On weekends and holidays...”
“No, Brian. Let me show you.” So she asked this kid who knew everything. Irwin. “Irwin, what’s the plural for ox?”
“Oxen. The farmer used his oxen.”
“Brian?”
(chuckling)“What?”
“Brian, what’s the plural for box?”
“Boxen. I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts.”
"No, Brian, no. Let's try another one. Irwin, what's the plural for goose?"
"Geese. I saw a flock of geese."
"Brian."
(half-crying) "Wha-at?"
"Brian, what's the plural for moose?"
"Moosen! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much moosen. Out in the woods- in the woodes- in the woodsen. The meese want the food. The food is to eatenesen. The meese want the food in the woodingesen! In the, food in the woodenesen!"
"Brian! Brian. You're an imbecile."
"Imbecile-n."
"What are you speaking? German, Brian?"
"German. Jermain. Jermaine Jackson. Jackson Five. Tito!"
"Brian, what the hell are you talking about!?"
"I don't know, I don't know really."[/quote]

Family Guy?

:lol_roll:

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IcePrincessKRS

[quote name='QuoteMan' post='1928318' date='Jul 22 2009, 03:14 PM']Whenever I try to upload a picture, it says I can't have dynamic pages in the [img] tags...[/quote]

do your links look like this?

[url="http://newcatholics.com/library/protestent/faith/mother.jpg"]http://newcatholics.com/library/protestent/faith/mother.jpg[/url]

[url="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3289/2781382843_97f575d8e4.jpg"]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3289/278138..._97f575d8e4.jpg[/url]

if they do it should work. Try posting one of the links I provided and see if it still gives you problems.

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IcePrincessKRS

[quote name='QuoteMan' post='1928709' date='Jul 22 2009, 09:38 PM']Yaaay! It worked... But when I try to post, I use the same code... But it still doesn't work...[/quote]

There must be something missing from your links. they have to be .gif or .jpg. Make sure there aren't any spaces between the link and the code.

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