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one day rexi went for a walk. suddenly someone jumped out of the bushes. rexi, not knowing him said, "who are you?" the man shouted "hey everybody! i finally found him!". he turned to rexi and said: "im hassan from phatmass. you post too much and are SOOOOO annoying that we've decided to get rid of you". rexi, shaking, asked, "we?". suddenly, dUST, MIkolde, hilde, QM, piano freak, jesus_lol, nihil, and half of the phatmass users came out of nowhere and there was a lot of emotional turmoil about Piano Freak, his old GF, betraying him; but he got over it. suddenly pat22 walked in front of him with am m4, and said "king of jerusalem, i, commander of your armed forces am here to save you!", "but im not a real king, it was just a joke!" said rexi. pat, frustrated, said "then i don't have a gazillion knights under my command?". "of course not you idiot! how stupid are you?!" rexi yelled, shocked. and pat22 emptied his entire magazine into rexi's gut.





the end :))

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Marie-Therese

Wait a minute...you write a story about machine gunning a fellow Phatmasser in the guts, and when I call you on it, you make sad faces??

Does that not sound odd to you?

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one day rexi went for a walk. suddenly someone jumped out of the bushes. rexi, not knowing him said, "who are you?" the man shouted "hey everybody! i finally found him!". he turned to rexi and said: "im hassan from phatmass. you post too much and are SOOOOO annoying that we've decided to get rid of you". rexi, shaking, asked, "we?". suddenly, dUST, MIkolde, hilde, QM, piano freak, jesus_lol, nihil, and half of the phatmass users came out of nowhere and there was a lot of emotional turmoil about Piano Freak, his old GF, betraying him; but he got over it. suddenly pat22 walked in front of him with am m4, and said "king of jerusalem, i, commander of your armed forces am here to save you!", "but im not a real king, it was just a joke!" said rexi. pat, frustrated, said "then i don't have a gazillion knights under my command?". "of course not you idiot! how stupid are you?!" rexi yelled, shocked. and pat22 emptied his entire magazine into rexi's gut.





the end :))

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  • 10 months later...

this isn't the one i thought it was. it is similar, but different... there was a story thread about a van and tacos, so very tasty and good for you, or something. iono, maybe i am getting old....

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[quote name='MIkolbe' date='31 May 2010 - 11:24 AM' timestamp='1275330286' post='2121296']
this isn't the one i thought it was. it is similar, but different... there was a story thread about a van and tacos, so very tasty and good for you,, so very tasty and good for you, or something.[b] iono, maybe i am getting old....[/b]
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*makes weird little sounds while trying to hold in laughter*

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