Selah Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 You've been hit by you've been struck by A smooth ladybug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 [quote name='Selah' post='1946347' date='Aug 11 2009, 04:28 PM']What the croutons???? What are you guys doing in my thread? [/quote] Well I am trying to rescue Ms. Ladybug from trumped up charges and life in a forced labor camp and end the savage persecution of Latvian Orthodox Christians in Nihil's lands. What are YOU doing here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 Trying to bring back MY ladybug myself. What are YOU doing here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1946344' date='Aug 11 2009, 04:27 PM']We, the Sovereign High Duke Joseph, Lord of the West, Administrative Archduke of Acre, Grand Marshall of the Western Assembly, in all Our prudent wisdom, have come to the conclusion that it would be more than acceptable for the Disputed Ladybug to be granted asylum in the Pretender caliphate of Hassanistan. This is provided that certain conditions are met. Among these conditions, the Disputed Ladybug may never again enter the Western Realm or the lands in the East held by Princessgianna. Furthermore, the Pretender caliph is to immediately cease all acts of High Espionage against Our Sovereign Realm. These activities need not be acknowledged, as long as they are immediately discontinued, for if We happen upon further acts of High Espionage, the perpetrators will be executed. We are grieved and dismayed at the Pretender caliph's accusations of persecution of the Latvian Orthodox Church in the Western Realm. We also regret to inform him that the Latvian Orthodox Patriarch was recently on an ecumenical pilgrimage to our Capital City, and had no items of distress that he wished to address on said visit. Indeed the Latvian Orthodox, and most Orthodox Churches have always enjoyed a cordial relationship with the Western Realm and have indeed never been faced with persecution by the Western Assembly. We object to these vile accusations and invented situations. On this day of 11, August; the two-thousand and ninth year of Our Lord. We make it so.[/quote] To agree with your conditions would force Ms. Ladybug to implicitly make some confession of guilt without the slightest shred of evidence presented against her. Despite your evasive attempts to cover up you state's systematic oppression of the Latvian Orthodox. The Patriarch has spoken to this and this thread is all the evidence one needs. Once again your state are arbitrarily arrested a Latvian Orthodox Christian on trumped up charges with no public trial or presentation of evidence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 (edited) *grabs head* Stop!!!! First off, it's [i]Miss [/i]ladybug Second of all, she's Buddhist. Not Catholic, Orthodox, Muslim...and third, she moved out a while ago... Edited August 11, 2009 by Selah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 [quote name='Selah' post='1946354' date='Aug 11 2009, 04:32 PM']Trying to bring back MY ladybug myself. What are YOU doing here?[/quote] Have you Selah? Have you? Because the best I can tell you have allowed Ms. Ladybug to languish in one of Nihil's prison (which, by the way, are infamous for their cruelty and awful conditions) for over a month without taking the slightest effort to secure her freedom. For shame Selah, for shame What have her children been doing knowing their mother has been wasting away in one of Nihil's secret prisons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 [quote name='Selah' post='1946362' date='Aug 11 2009, 04:37 PM']*grabs head* Stop!!!! First off, it's [i]Miss [/i]ladybug [/quote] I don't know the difference. [quote]Second of all, she's Buddhist. Not Catholic, Orthodox, Muslim...[/quote] uhhh Latvian Orthodox Christians ARE Buddhists. DUH! [quote]and third, she moved out a while ago... [/quote] She didn't move out of her own volition. She was kidnapped by Nihil's thugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 [quote]uhhh Latvian Orthodox Christians ARE Buddhists. DUH![/quote] Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1946360' date='Aug 11 2009, 03:36 PM']To agree with your conditions would force Ms. Ladybug to implicitly make some confession of guilt without the slightest shred of evidence presented against her. Despite your evasive attempts to cover up you state's systematic oppression of the Latvian Orthodox. The Patriarch has spoken to this and this thread is all the evidence one needs. Once again your state are arbitrarily arrested a Latvian Orthodox Christian on trumped up charges with no public trial or presentation of evidence[/quote] We, the Sovereign High Duke Joseph, Lord of the West, Administrative Archduke of Acre, Grand Marshall of the Western Assembly, in all Our prudent wisdom, harshly condemn such false accusations. The Disputed Ladybuy was arrested without any thought to Her professed religion. Furthermore, a public trial has not yet been held because, if the Pretender caliph shall endeavour to secure Her release, a trial would prove to have been an unnecessary cost to the State. This money could be better spent in upgrading all pillows in Our prisons from imitation down to real down, and giving the prisoners one extra blanket per year in addition to the one that is currently allotted to them. On this day of 11, August; the two-thousand and ninth year of Our Lord. We make it so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 BORRRRIIIINGGGGG I mean...poor ladybug... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 [quote name='Selah' post='1946370' date='Aug 11 2009, 04:41 PM']Eh? [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1946377' date='Aug 11 2009, 04:46 PM']We, the Sovereign High Duke Joseph, Lord of the West, Administrative Archduke of Acre, Grand Marshall of the Western Assembly, in all Our prudent wisdom, harshly condemn such false accusations. The Disputed Ladybuy was arrested without any thought to Her professed religion. Furthermore, a public trial has not yet been held because, if the Pretender caliph shall endeavour to secure Her release, a trial would prove to have been an unnecessary cost to the State. This money could be better spent in upgrading all pillows in Our prisons from imitation down to real down, and giving the prisoners one extra blanket per year in addition to the one that is currently allotted to them. On this day of 11, August; the two-thousand and ninth year of Our Lord. We make it so.[/quote] I already had he busted out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Our version of events paints that in a rather different light. As long as that espionage stops immediately. Next time you may not count on Our vast mercy and forbearance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted August 12, 2009 Author Share Posted August 12, 2009 Blah blah blah blah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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