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[quote name='Hassan' post='1894107' date='Jun 17 2009, 02:10 AM']What slander? We said she's a very friendly girl who everybody knows. Great catch. :yes:[/quote]

Oh what, really? Is that what we meant? Communication, regional differences. Stuff gets lost in translation, ya know?

[quote name='Resurrexi' post='1894114' date='Jun 17 2009, 01:30 AM']My fiancee is a pure and noble virgin and everyone knows it!

:yes:[/quote]

:yes: Everyone knows she never went passed third base, even when Hassan begged.

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TotusTuusMaria

[quote name='Hassan' post='1894074' date='Jun 17 2009, 01:43 AM']Yes I am :unsure:[/quote]

lies.

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TotusTuusMaria

[quote name='Christie_M' post='1894121' date='Jun 17 2009, 02:40 AM']thank you for sharing that... now everybody knows.[/quote]

:lol_roll:

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[quote name='OraProMe' post='1894136' date='Jun 17 2009, 03:12 AM']:yes: Everyone knows she never went passed third base, even when Hassan begged.[/quote]

:shock:

Are you implying that my fiancee committed sodimical acts?!

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[quote name='Resurrexi' post='1894159' date='Jun 17 2009, 03:54 AM']:shock:

Are you implying that my fiancee committed sodimical acts?![/quote]

lol. :|
No, that's not what.....you know what? Never mind. You're a kiddie & American, I forget sometimes.

HOW IS IT MY FAULT!!???!!111oneone!!11!! D;

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Um....

You accused my virginal fiancee of going to 3rd base with the sultan.

In my understanding, thrid base involves impure things with one's mouth.

Such things are considered sodomy by moral theologians, whether done with a man or a woman.

Ergo, you accused my fiancee of sodomy.

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[quote name='Resurrexi' post='1894173' date='Jun 17 2009, 06:18 AM']Um....

You accused my virginal fiancee of going to 3rd base with the sultan.

In my understanding, thrid base involves impure things with one's mouth.

Such things are considered sodomy by moral theologians, whether done with a man or a woman.

Ergo, you accused my fiancee of sodomy.[/quote]

Hey man, just saying it how it is.

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:annoyed:

Perhaps we will have a public burning at the stake tomorrow?

:think:

:P Edited by Resurrexi
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:rolleyes:

If you stopped being so silly, I might appoint you Count of Caeserea or something. Edited by Resurrexi
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I apologize. I was just looking out for your Royal Highness, I didn't want your good reputation to be tainted by an unfaithful wife.

But luckily for you I have found a true virginal maiden for Your Highness

Lady Borris of the Marshlands

[img]http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu38/shikari_123/resur.jpg[/img]

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