Corpus Christi In Linz (prepare To Barf)

[OraProMe]

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Edited June 13, 2009 by OraProMe

[dominicansoul]

is there a woman dressed like a priest?

and that bread.... that's the kind that is sometimes used in a parish close to my home! Is that the right kind of bread for the Eucharist???

What the hey is going on??

[OraProMe]

The chalice and paten also violate the GIRM. Church law says that anything used to hold the body and blood of Our Lord must be made from precious metal, not wood or stone.

And what the heck is up with that "monstrance"?
And the vestements. And the women dressed in clerical garb.
And the altar. Just EVERYTHING is wrong with this diocese.

I wish Fr. Wagner had enough courage to accept his episcopal appointment ):

[dominicansoul]

I will never understand why liberal dissenting Catholics insist on "playing" Catholic?? If you dont' like it, get out!

[dUSt]

Why don't they learn how to write in American.

[puellapaschalis]

It's not all bad in Linz - the FSSP have a presence there and from what I hear are battling on

[VeniteAdoremus]

That oversized pair of BBQ tongs is a [i]monstrance[/i]?

[img]http://veniteadoremus.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/corpus_christi_5.jpg[/img]

THIS is a monstrance.

[VeniteAdoremus]

[quote name='dUSt' post='1889714' date='Jun 13 2009, 08:02 PM']Why don't they learn how to write in American.[/quote]

Be [i]glad[/i]. It's not very edifying. ("Christ, by his words and actions, was nourishing as bread to us...")

Edited June 13, 2009 by VeniteAdoremus

[Vincent Vega]

That ain't the Eucharist, that's a pita!

[Hassan]

[quote name='dUSt' post='1889714' date='Jun 13 2009, 01:02 PM']Why don't they learn how to write in American.[/quote]


As the Texan school official said while holding a King James Bible, if English (American) was good enough for Jesus then it's good enough for us

[Paladin D]

The woman dressed as a clergyman reminds of our diocese. There is a woman who follows the bishop around to guide him on what he's suppost to be doing, mainly when it comes to church dedications and such. She's dressed as though she were a deacon or priest.

[Resurrexi]

[Sojourner]

I am missing the woman dressed as clergy. Which photo(s)?

[VeniteAdoremus]

[quote name='Paladin D' post='1889758' date='Jun 13 2009, 10:42 PM']The woman dressed as a clergyman reminds of our diocese. There is a woman who follows the bishop around to guide him on what he's suppost to be doing, mainly when it comes to church dedications and such. She's dressed as though she were a deacon or priest. [/quote]

As in
a) clericals (dog collar)
b) cassock and surplice
c) tunic/dalmatic/chausuble?

Option a) is [i]really weird[/i], but I'm not sure about its canonical status. Option b) is allowed, and option c) is completely illegal.

[quote name='Terra Firma' post='1889762' date='Jun 13 2009, 11:02 PM']I am missing the woman dressed as clergy. Which photo(s)?[/quote]

Second and third, although I am only 80% sure (we have priests who should be visiting a hairdresser in our diocese, too).

[Marie-Therese]

[quote name='USAirwaysIHS' post='1889730' date='Jun 13 2009, 01:50 PM']That ain't the Eucharist, that's a pita![/quote]


I was thinking the SAME thing. It's a pita held up in a clapper! The only thing this has to do with a monstrance is that this parody of exposition could be called by a name that is [i]close[/i] to monstrance.

Good grief. Since when did the Mass become a falafel bar? Or when did someone presume to think Jesus comes in a gyro? It's the Catholic Church, people!!