Resurrexi Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 (edited) Having been notified of the trecherous deciets of the Sultan Hassan, We have decided that there must be a force to oppose these snares. Therefore, We, Ixerruser, set Ourself up as Latin King of Jersualem without prejudice to the rights of Her Royal Highness, Princess Gianna. Given at the Lame Board 28 May 2009 The first year of our reign Ixerruser, Latin King of Jerusalem Edited May 28, 2009 by Resurrexi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 [quote name='Resurrexi' post='1877097' date='May 28 2009, 02:57 AM']Having been notified of the trecherous deciets of the ungodly Sultan Hassan, We have decided that there must be a force to oppose these snares. Therefore, We, Ixerruser, set Ourself up as Latin King of Jersualem without prejudice to the rights of Her Royal Highness, Princess Giana.[/quote] How Delightful! For my men, who love battle and death as you love wine* Not so much for you [img]http://www.historyofjihad.org/mongols15.jpg[/img] *This has been annoying me. The line is not mine, it is a paraphrase of a line in a letter from Caliph Umar to the King of Persia. But no one has noticed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 After their disgraceful conduct towards the citizens of Jerusalem the Sultan decided to quickly dislodge Resurexi's "army" [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Siege_of_Vienna_1529_by_Pieter_Snayers.jpeg[/img] Naturally they fell quickly and their "king" was found crying under his bed by the Sultan's forces. Being the Magnanimous Sultan he is the Glorious Sultan Hassan spared the Kings life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrexi Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 Do you have walls like these protecting you? [img]http://www.neobyzantine.org/pics/constantinople/constantinople_walls_2.jpg[/img] I didn't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 [quote name='Resurrexi' post='1877101' date='May 28 2009, 02:10 AM']Do you have walls like these protecting you? [img]http://www.neobyzantine.org/pics/constantinople/constantinople_walls_2.jpg[/img] I didn't think so.[/quote] The Sultan has no need of walls to ensure his security Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrexi Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 (edited) [quote name='Hassan' post='1877100' date='May 28 2009, 03:09 AM']After their disgraceful conduct towards the citizens of Jerusalem the Sultan decided to quickly dislodge Resurexi's "army" [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Siege_of_Vienna_1529_by_Pieter_Snayers.jpeg[/img] Naturally they fell quickly and their "king" was found crying under his bed by the Sultan's forces. Being the Magnanimous Sultan he is the Glorious Sultan Hassan spared the Kings life.[/quote] There is no King Resurrexi. Resurrexi sounds too Latinate. We all know the [i]Latin[/i] Kingdom of Jerusalem was Germanic, therefore I must have a Germanic sounding name. For this reason, I am called King Ixerruser. I guess it don't sound any more Germanic, but it definitely doesn't sound like Latin. The Latin King of Jerusalem can't have his name sounding like Latin. Edited May 28, 2009 by Resurrexi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 That's a shame. The Sultan sent orders that "King Resurexi" be spared, no such orders were given for any other king. Hopefully, for the Germanic Latin King, the Sultan will be made aware of this confusion before it is too late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrexi Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 (edited) The Sultan need not spare King Ixerruser, for he is behind his tall walls shooting arrows down upon the Sultan. Edited May 28, 2009 by Resurrexi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 [quote name='Resurrexi' post='1877122' date='May 28 2009, 02:24 AM']The Sultan need not spare King Ixerruser, for he is behind his tall walls shooting arrows down upon the Sultan.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrexi Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 Our army has vanquished that of the diabolical Gnoctics through the use of superior technology. We have crossbows! You don't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 quote name='Resurrexi' date='May 28 2009, 02:33 AM' post='1877131'] Our army has vanquished that of the diabolical Gnoctics through the use of superior technology. We have crossbows! You don't! [/quote] No, we have no crossbows! We do have kalashnikovs [img]http://www.mtholyoke.edu/~ellio20j/classweb/world_politics/armedman-chechnya%20.jpg[/img] and a vastly superior Air and Naval Force [img]http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/026b75l4T4bzh/610x.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.naval-technology.com/projects/nimitz/images/nimitz9.jpg[/img] I wonder how my forces will overcome those crossbows!!!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archaeology cat Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 [quote name='Resurrexi' post='1877131' date='May 28 2009, 08:33 AM']Our army has vanquished that of the diabolical Gnoctics through the use of superior technology. We have crossbows! You don't![/quote] Gnoctics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 [quote name='Resurrexi' post='1877097' date='May 28 2009, 01:57 AM']Having been notified of the trecherous deciets of the Sultan Hassan, We have decided that there must be a force to oppose these snares. Therefore, We, Ixerruser, set Ourself up as Latin King of Jersualem without prejudice to the rights of Her Royal Highness, Princess Gianna. Given at the Lame Board 28 May 2009 The first year of our reign Ixerruser, Latin King of Jerusalem[/quote] I believe you mean Rex Latinitas Ierosolimitanus, and the last legitimate one was Henry II. I'm descended from Fulk V, but he fell in 1143, that's 27 generations, so I have no legitimate claim unless about 700,000 people die ahead of me including Louis Alphonse who would have my support. Therefore carry on. By the way, the Latin King of Jerusalem never claimed to rule over the native Muslim or Jewish populations, so you can't rule over secret Muslims either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrexi Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 [quote name='Archaeology cat' post='1877157' date='May 28 2009, 07:25 AM']Gnoctics?[/quote] The Sultan Hassan calls his sect the "Secret Muslims". Gnostics are all about secrecy. Therefore, Hassan's cult is Gnostic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrexi Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 [quote name='CatherineM' post='1877235' date='May 28 2009, 12:57 PM']I believe you mean Rex Latinitas Ierosolimitanus, and the last legitimate one was Henry II. I'm descended from Fulk V, but he fell in 1143, that's 27 generations, so I have no legitimate claim unless about 700,000 people die ahead of me including Louis Alphonse who would have my support. Therefore carry on. By the way, the Latin King of Jerusalem never claimed to rule over the native Muslim or Jewish populations, so you can't rule over secret Muslims either.[/quote] I have already solved this problem by pointing out that the Secret Muslims are not Muslims at all, but Gnostics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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