Hassan Posted May 23, 2009 Author Share Posted May 23, 2009 [quote name='kafka' post='1873711' date='May 22 2009, 11:26 PM']and kafka becomes so disgusted by the lack of inspiration of this broken pseudo-story, he starts singing the Fray outloud in a George Webb in a galaxy far far away, waiting for the evil Hassan to break the spell cast over him, thus returning this kafka to his former glory of the Minister of Culture and War of his Sultan's empire.[/quote] Kafka knows perfectly well that the Sultan's magnanimous offer of the Ministership of Culture has never been revoked and he (kafka) retains it if he wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessgianna Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1873713' date='May 22 2009, 11:28 PM']I'm pretty sure that whatever ya'll are smoking you need to stop.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 23, 2009 Author Share Posted May 23, 2009 [quote name='princessgianna' post='1873698' date='May 22 2009, 11:18 PM']...so the knight in shining armor rescued the princess in white with red girdle. And they lived happily ever after. *sighs happily*[/quote] My Great Uncle is a Knight. Seriously (for reallzies) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessgianna Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Did I not mention that my knight killed your knight! need to get off! ttyl! night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 (edited) [quote name='Hassan' post='1873718' date='May 23 2009, 12:30 AM']My Great Uncle is a Knight. Seriously (for reallzies)[/quote] are you a Brit? in other develepments. Kafka bribes Paddington and sends him back in time in order to bring back Alexander the Great to take the position of general for the great Sultan's war. Edited May 23, 2009 by kafka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 23, 2009 Author Share Posted May 23, 2009 [quote name='princessgianna' post='1873722' date='May 22 2009, 11:33 PM']Did I not mention that my knight killed your knight! need to get off! ttyl! night![/quote] My Great Uncle is dead!? No one believes me The Finnish Order of the White Rose, for his inteligence work in Finland in the US Army after WWII, his family was Finnish. He also speaks at their Army Acadamey regularly, is fluent in Finnish, fought in WWII, Korea, and Vietnam, including the Chosin Reservoir and was an infantry officer. He's also an artist. Basically the Schitzz nit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 23, 2009 Author Share Posted May 23, 2009 [quote name='kafka' post='1873723' date='May 22 2009, 11:33 PM']are you a Brit? in other develepments. Kafka bribes Paddington and sends him back in time in order to bring back Alexander the Great to take the position of general for the great Sultan's war.[/quote] Finland has Knights Alexander was swiftly smashed under the might of the Sultan's Armies, for the Sultan is military slaughter and wrath made manifest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1873727' date='May 23 2009, 12:39 AM']Finland has Knights Alexander was swiftly smashed under the might of the Sultan's Armies, for the Sultan is military slaughter and wrath made manifest [/quote] I recruited him as general for your army so you could stay back with all ya floozies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 23, 2009 Author Share Posted May 23, 2009 (edited) [size=7]MOMMY[/size] [img]http://www.rainbowcrystal.com/altar/B-16shiva.jpg[/img] [size=7]DADDY[/size] [img]http://www.churchofmars.com/images/mars_god_clouds220x171.jpg[/img] Edited May 23, 2009 by Hassan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 I wish I had four arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 (edited) Hassan's floozies: [img]http://www.askmrmilo.com/MilosHarem.jpg[/img] Edited May 23, 2009 by kafka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 23, 2009 Author Share Posted May 23, 2009 [quote name='kafka' post='1873731' date='May 23 2009, 12:43 AM'] I recruited him as general for your army so you could stay back with all ya floozies[/quote] Sometimes I destroy armies when I'm bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 [quote name='kafka' post='1873734' date='May 23 2009, 12:48 AM']Hassan's floozies: [img]http://www.askmrmilo.com/MilosHarem.jpg[/img][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 23, 2009 Author Share Posted May 23, 2009 [quote name='kafka' post='1873736' date='May 22 2009, 11:49 PM'][/quote] Don't show TTM. She thinks my floozies are Muslims Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 (edited) [quote name='Hassan' post='1873737' date='May 23 2009, 12:50 AM']Don't show TTM. She thinks my floozies are Muslims [/quote] I hope she is doing well. I better get going before I offend my hero with this nonsense. Plus my brain is fried from reading Lonergan, and doing other various activities like praying for you . Plus I am sitting here at GW watching two young women playing Big Buck Hunter, and it is reminding me a long time ago when Amy and I played it. Edited May 23, 2009 by kafka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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