ardillacid Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Mr. Aloysius (disgraced ex-mod (who was cast down from his proud throne by Team Anarchy)), Whereas tomorrow I will be leaving until an undetermined date in August Whereas (barring any unforeseeable circumstances) in ten days, I will not be a part of civilization for approximately 80 days. (not traveling around the world ) Whereas our wager terminates on July 1st at 12:00 am Whereas I will not be in a position to verify the closing results of the stock market on that day or any day after my departure Whereas I will not be in a position to make payment in the case of the Dow closing below 6000 Whereas I will be unable to receive payment in the case of the Dow failing to close below 6000 at any point before July 1st at 12:00 am Whereas my journey is not without any element of peril I hereby propose the following changes to the mutual agreement: That all payment be temporarily suspended until September 1st That we both agree on a proxy to speak on my behalf, and that said proxy be able to verify to my person the status of the bet until the termination of my voyage That in case of the accidental (or otherwise ) death of my person, the bet be permanently terminated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Best... post.... EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apotheoun Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 It is a rather exciting post. Who will be chosen as the proxy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 [quote name='Apotheoun' post='1868153' date='May 15 2009, 04:56 PM']It is a rather exciting post. Who will be chosen as the proxy?[/quote] Yes, I wonder which beloved and trustworthy phatmass Sultan will be chosen as a proxy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apotheoun Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Historically speaking . . . sultans have rarely been trustworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 [quote name='Apotheoun' post='1868159' date='May 15 2009, 05:01 PM']Historically speaking . . . sultans have rarely been trustworthy. [/quote] How dare you sir, how dare you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted May 16, 2009 Author Share Posted May 16, 2009 To be sure, I would trust either Hassan or my long forgotten twin to be a suitable proxy. I think that my terms are not unreasonable, and I hope Aloysius accepts them honorably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apotheoun Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Your twin keeps getting in trouble with the mods, so he might not be the best choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted May 16, 2009 Author Share Posted May 16, 2009 [quote name='Apotheoun' post='1868231' date='May 15 2009, 08:11 PM']Your twin keeps getting in trouble with the mods, so he might not be the best choice.[/quote] More proof that he is actually my twin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 [quote name='notardillacid' post='1868237' date='May 15 2009, 08:20 PM']More proof that he is actually my twin! [/quote] who is your twin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted May 18, 2009 Author Share Posted May 18, 2009 for Al Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffpugh Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I'm intrigued. I remember this wager. Is it that time already? Mind linking some old threads to help the noobs catch up? Have a great departure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christie_M Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 [quote name='notardillacid' post='1868237' date='May 15 2009, 06:20 PM']More proof that he is actually my twin! [/quote] I thought I was your twin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apotheoun Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 [quote name='Christie_M' post='1870521' date='May 18 2009, 06:11 PM']I thought I was your twin [/quote] I didn't know that you were always in trouble with the mods too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christie_M Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 [quote name='Apotheoun' post='1870634' date='May 18 2009, 09:14 PM']I didn't know that you were always in trouble with the mods too![/quote] I've been to rehab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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