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Though I still like seeing my name i[font="Arial"]n[/font] t[font="Arial"]h[/font]e quote tags lol
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homeschoolmom

[quote name='StColette' post='1822254' date='Apr 1 2009, 05:24 PM']Wh[u][/u]a[u][/u]t w[u][/u]a[u][/u]s re[u][/u]a[u][/u]lly b[u][/u]a[u][/u]d w[u][/u]a[u][/u]s th[u][/u]e[u][/u] f[u][/u]a[u][/u]ct th[u][/u]a[u][/u]t [u][/u]I[u][/u] h[u][/u]i[u][/u]t subm[u][/u]i[u][/u]t p[u][/u]o[u][/u]st [u][/u]a[u][/u]nd d[u][/u]i[u][/u]dn't kn[u][/u]o[u][/u]w [u][/u]a[u][/u]bout th[u][/u]e[u][/u] f[u][/u]i[u][/u]lter. [u][/u]I[u][/u] w[u][/u]e[u][/u]nt t[u][/u]o[u][/u] s[u][/u]e[u][/u]e [u][/u]i[u][/u]f [u][/u]I[u][/u] c[u][/u]o[u][/u]uld g[u][/u]o[u][/u] b[u][/u]a[u][/u]ck [u][/u]a[u][/u]nd s[u][/u]a[u][/u]ve th[u][/u]e[u][/u] [u][/u]o[u][/u]r[u][/u]i[u][/u]g[u][/u]i[u][/u]n[u][/u]a[u][/u]l f[u][/u]o[u][/u]rm, b[u][/u]u[u][/u]t n[u][/u]o[u][/u]pe, [u][/u]I[u][/u] l[u][/u]o[u][/u]st th[u][/u]e[u][/u] ent[u][/u]i[u][/u]re p[u][/u]o[u][/u]st. [u][/u]O[u][/u]h w[u][/u]e[u][/u]ll![/quote]

No[b][/b]w t[b][/b]hat re[b][/b]ally sti[b][/b]nks!

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[quote name='StColette' post='1822254' date='Apr 1 2009, 06:24 PM']Wh[u][/u]a[u][/u]t w[u][/u]a[u][/u]s re[u][/u]a[u][/u]lly b[u][/u]a[u][/u]d w[u][/u]a[u][/u]s th[u][/u]e[u][/u] f[u][/u]a[u][/u]ct th[u][/u]a[u][/u]t [u][/u]I[u][/u] h[u][/u]i[u][/u]t subm[u][/u]i[u][/u]t p[u][/u]o[u][/u]st [u][/u]a[u][/u]nd d[u][/u]i[u][/u]dn't kn[u][/u]o[u][/u]w [u][/u]a[u][/u]bout th[u][/u]e[u][/u] f[u][/u]i[u][/u]lter. [u][/u]I[u][/u] w[u][/u]e[u][/u]nt t[u][/u]o[u][/u] s[u][/u]e[u][/u]e [u][/u]i[u][/u]f [u][/u]I[u][/u] c[u][/u]o[u][/u]uld g[u][/u]o[u][/u] b[u][/u]a[u][/u]ck [u][/u]a[u][/u]nd s[u][/u]a[u][/u]ve th[u][/u]e[u][/u] [u][/u]o[u][/u]r[u][/u]i[u][/u]g[u][/u]i[u][/u]n[u][/u]a[u][/u]l f[u][/u]o[u][/u]rm, b[u][/u]u[u][/u]t n[u][/u]o[u][/u]pe, [u][/u]I[u][/u] l[u][/u]o[u][/u]st th[u][/u]e[u][/u] ent[u][/u]i[u][/u]re p[u][/u]o[u][/u]st. [u][/u]O[u][/u]h w[u][/u]e[u][/u]ll![/quote]
O[i][/i]h Je[i][/i]nnie! I[i][/i]m so[i][/i]rry! Th[i][/i]at's ser[i][/i]iously la[i][/i]me :ohno: Yo[i][/i]u're ta[i][/i]king i[i][/i]t wa[i][/i]y bet[i][/i]ter th[i][/i]an I wo[i][/i]uld.

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L[color="#000080"]o[/color]L, [color="#000080"]i[/color]t [color="#000080"]i[/color]s [color="#000080"]r[/color]eally [color="#000080"]f[/color]unny [color="#000080"]r[/color]eading [color="#000080"]t[/color]h[color="#000080"]e[/color] [color="#000080"]p[/color]osts [color="#000080"]t[/color]oday, as an observer anyways!

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PS, D[color="#000080"]o[/color]n't wr[color="#000080"]i[/color]te "t[color="#000080"]h[/color]e" a[color="#000080"]n[/color]d ch[color="#000080"]a[/color]nge o[color="#000080"]n[/color]ly t[color="#000080"]h[/color]e "T"...[color="#000080"]i[/color]t sp[color="#000080"]e[/color]lls a b[color="#000080"]a[/color]d w[color="#000080"]o[/color]rd.

T[color="#000080"]e[/color]st: :smokey:

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Lounge Daddy

[quote name='Lil Red' post='1822188' date='Apr 1 2009, 03:59 PM']+J.M.J.+
ugh. [color="#808080"]i[/color]'ll [color="#808080"]b[/color]e [color="#808080"]b[/color]ack [color="#808080"]t[/color]omorrow[/quote]

Me2 <_<

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eagle_eye222001

Ye Olde Apreal Fooles Day smelleth :mellow:

----------------
Now playing: [url="http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/matt+maher/track/resurrection+day"]Matt Maher - Resurrection Day[/url]
via [url="http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/"]FoxyTunes[/url]

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puellapaschalis

[quote name='StColette' post='1822254' date='Apr 1 2009, 11:24 PM']Wh[u][/u]a[u][/u]t w[u][/u]a[u][/u]s re[u][/u]a[u][/u]lly b[u][/u]a[u][/u]d w[u][/u]a[u][/u]s th[u][/u]e[u][/u] f[u][/u]a[u][/u]ct th[u][/u]a[u][/u]t [u][/u]I[u][/u] h[u][/u]i[u][/u]t subm[u][/u]i[u][/u]t p[u][/u]o[u][/u]st [u][/u]a[u][/u]nd d[u][/u]i[u][/u]dn't kn[u][/u]o[u][/u]w [u][/u]a[u][/u]bout th[u][/u]e[u][/u] f[u][/u]i[u][/u]lter. [u][/u]I[u][/u] w[u][/u]e[u][/u]nt t[u][/u]o[u][/u] s[u][/u]e[u][/u]e [u][/u]i[u][/u]f [u][/u]I[u][/u] c[u][/u]o[u][/u]uld g[u][/u]o[u][/u] b[u][/u]a[u][/u]ck [u][/u]a[u][/u]nd s[u][/u]a[u][/u]ve th[u][/u]e[u][/u] [u][/u]o[u][/u]r[u][/u]i[u][/u]g[u][/u]i[u][/u]n[u][/u]a[u][/u]l f[u][/u]o[u][/u]rm, b[u][/u]u[u][/u]t n[u][/u]o[u][/u]pe, [u][/u]I[u][/u] l[u][/u]o[u][/u]st th[u][/u]e[u][/u] ent[u][/u]i[u][/u]re p[u][/u]o[u][/u]st. [u][/u]O[u][/u]h w[u][/u]e[u][/u]ll![/quote]

I share your frustration.

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LouisvilleFan

[quote name='StColette' post='1822254' date='Apr 1 2009, 06:24 PM']Oh well![/quote]

[mod]inappropriate language --hugheyforlife[/mod] We need to tell Dust that this stupid joke quit being funny after the second time around. Some people typed out some long and serious questions yesterday and I would've been pissed off about it if that had been me.

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A photographer on vacation was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call'.

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Atlanta . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God.

'O.K., thank you,' said the American .

He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston and New York.

In every church he saw the same golden telephone
with the same '$10,000 per call' sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel up to Canada to see if Canadians had the same phone.

He arrived in Canada , and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '40 cents per call.'

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call.

Why is it so cheap here?'

The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Canada now, son ... it's a local call.'

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Nihil Obstat

[quote name='Didacus' post='1822591' date='Apr 2 2009, 07:49 AM']A photographer on vacation was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call'.

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Atlanta . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God.

'O.K., thank you,' said the American .

He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston and New York.

In every church he saw the same golden telephone
with the same '$10,000 per call' sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel up to Canada to see if Canadians had the same phone.

He arrived in Canada , and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '40 cents per call.'

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call.

Why is it so cheap here?'

The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Canada now, son ... it's a local call.'[/quote]
Exactly. ;)

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Groo the Wanderer

[quote name='Didacus' post='1822591' date='Apr 2 2009, 08:49 AM']A photographer on vacation was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call'.

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Atlanta . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God.

'O.K., thank you,' said the American .

He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston and New York.

In every church he saw the same golden telephone
with the same '$10,000 per call' sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel up to Canada to see if Canadians had the same phone.

He arrived in Canada , and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '40 cents per call.'

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call.

Why is it so cheap here?'

The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Canada now, son ... it's a local call.'[/quote]


Doggone April Phools Philter is still one. It changed Texas to Canada...

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