Nihil Obstat Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 [quote name='Sacred Music Man' post='1820288' date='Mar 30 2009, 12:28 AM']Is there a diagram for girl brains?[/quote] One moment. I shall check Grey's Anatomy. Why yes! There is. [img]http://www.pagetutor.com/jokebreak/images/female_brain.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone _ Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Of course you know that men only want three things: 1. A woman 2. A sandwich 3. For the former to bring him the latter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizz_loves_jesus Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 [quote name='MissyP89' post='1820209' date='Mar 30 2009, 12:38 AM']Girl brains smell of elderberries sometimes. We think way too hard about the tiniest little things, even when we know somewhere deep down they don't matter. A lot of times I think I'd rather have a boy brain just for the emotional clarity and straight-talking once in a while. It would make things a lot less complicated.[/quote] ---------------- Now playing: [url="http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/unknown/track/mr.+brightside+(accoustic)"]Unknown - Mr. Brightside (Accoustic)[/url] via [url="http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/"]FoxyTunes[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissyP89 Posted March 30, 2009 Author Share Posted March 30, 2009 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1820287' date='Mar 30 2009, 01:28 AM']Have fun. That's one hour of your life you'll never get back. "Every second that passes takes you one second closer to the grave. Tick... tock... tick... tock..." That's my very own quote. [/quote] You = not helping me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galloglasses' Alt Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1820290' date='Mar 30 2009, 12:31 AM']One moment. I shall check Grey's Anatomy. Why yes! There is. [img]http://www.pagetutor.com/jokebreak/images/female_brain.gif[/img][/quote] No wonder sweet talking always works for the other guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpy Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 [quote name='MissyP89' post='1820209' date='Mar 29 2009, 08:38 PM']emotional clarity and straight-talking[/quote] I think you doth simplify things too much. Anyway, I can't really say I'd want to trade, sorry...unless it was only temporary, because the insights gained by learning first-hand how girls think would be of inestimable value to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffpugh Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 [quote name='Galloglasses' Alt' post='1820399' date='Mar 30 2009, 11:53 AM']No wonder sweet talking always works for the other guys...[/quote] Lawl. I get it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 [quote name='MissyP89' post='1820209' date='Mar 30 2009, 12:38 AM']Girl brains smell of elderberries sometimes. We think way too hard about the tiniest little things, even when we know somewhere deep down they don't matter. A lot of times I think I'd rather have a boy brain just for the emotional clarity and straight-talking once in a while. It would make things a lot less complicated. Anyone want to trade?[/quote] Girls think. That's cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nvzbl Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 (edited) [quote name='MissyP89' post='1820209' date='Mar 30 2009, 12:38 AM']Girl brains smell of elderberries sometimes. We think way too hard about the tiniest little things, even when we know somewhere deep down they don't matter. A lot of times I think I'd rather have a boy brain just for the emotional clarity and straight-talking once in a while. It would make things a lot less complicated. Anyone want to trade?[/quote] i never heard a girl admit that before. my mom always said, youll never figure girls out. and i always said, girls will never figure girls out either. its bcuz if something is bothering them they try to ignore it because they dont think it is important. then it effects them emotionally and psychologically because thier actions are effected by thier insecurities. they would rather move on and not get the attention because they were created to give attention and feel like they dont deserve it. and they wont ever admit that they feel inadequate. but the truth is, girls need to babied and pampered too. girls are princesses and need to be told they are important. then they wait until it is too late to say something and they cant explain, they dont understand, why they are so emotional. sometimes they know they are special but they like to be told that constantly and treated better not necessarily the big things but the small things especially. but its okay. you are important and you have a perfect place in this world. thats why God created you... Edited March 30, 2009 by nvzbl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissyP89 Posted March 30, 2009 Author Share Posted March 30, 2009 I definitely don't need to be babied, nor do I need pampering. I also *do* think we need attention--sure, we were created to support men, but to say we don't think we deserve support is totally wrong. And it's not that we think our feelings are trivial--they're often anything but. It's rather that a lot of us feel foolish to talk about the little things that we worry so much about. Why be a burden? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 [quote name='Winchester' post='1820435' date='Mar 30 2009, 11:23 AM']Girls think. That's cute.[/quote] iawtc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dauntingknight Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 (edited) [quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1820212' date='Mar 30 2009, 12:40 AM'][img]http://www.happyhub.com/network/malebrain/images/malebrain.gif[/img] It's not just a brain. It's an artform. A lifestyle, even.[/quote] It's so true [quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1820290' date='Mar 30 2009, 01:31 AM']One moment. I shall check Grey's Anatomy. Why yes! There is. [img]http://www.pagetutor.com/jokebreak/images/female_brain.gif[/img][/quote] Even this one Edited March 30, 2009 by dauntingknight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 [quote name='nvzbl' post='1820442' date='Mar 30 2009, 12:32 PM']i never heard a girl admit that before. my mom always said, youll never figure girls out. and i always said, girls will never figure girls out either. its bcuz if something is bothering them they try to ignore it because they dont think it is important. then it effects them emotionally and psychologically because thier actions are effected by thier insecurities. they would rather move on and not get the attention because they were created to give attention and feel like they dont deserve it. and they wont ever admit that they feel inadequate. but the truth is, girls need to babied and pampered too. girls are princesses and need to be told they are important. then they wait until it is too late to say something and they cant explain, they dont understand, why they are so emotional. sometimes they know they are special but they like to be told that constantly and treated better not necessarily the big things but the small things especially. but its okay. you are important and you have a perfect place in this world. thats why God created you...[/quote] If something bothers a guy, first reaction is to beat the [spoiler]you-know-what[/spoiler] out of it. If that doesn't work, next reaction is to put an army together to beat the [spoiler]you-know-what[/spoiler] out of it. If that still doesn't work, then the problem will solve itself within a week, a month at most. It's not just a personality; it's an art form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessgianna Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1820290' date='Mar 30 2009, 12:31 AM']One moment. I shall check Grey's Anatomy. Why yes! There is. [img]http://www.pagetutor.com/jokebreak/images/female_brain.gif[/img][/quote] So true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 toilet aiming ability... THAT'S funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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