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[quote name='kafka' post='1811313' date='Mar 19 2009, 01:49 AM']No the army is not loyal to their Sultan. The army is loyal to wealth and power and might. While you were gone I secretly overtook three other kingdoms, and so it was inevitable that they should swear allegiance to me before I crushed their phalanx and sent them to the salt mines as slaves.

(btw that painting is pretty poor. The sultan has a sword but he has a gun at him point blank.)

:mellow:[/quote]
Enough non sense!

The Sultan's army is utterly loyal andhe fears not your guns
[i]Half a league half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred:
'Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns' he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

'Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd ?
Not tho' the soldier knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do & die,
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd & thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.

Flash'd all their sabres bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro' the line they broke;
Cossack & Russian
Reel'd from the sabre-stroke,
Shatter'd & sunder'd.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
While horse & hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death,
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.

When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wonder'd.
Honour the charge they made!
Honour the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred![/i]


:yes:

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yes! Finally he must be asleep. Yet I wouldnt put it past him to set his alarm in the middle of the night to prove me wrong.

:topsy:

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[quote name='kafka' post='1812087' date='Mar 20 2009, 12:11 AM']yes! Finally he must be asleep. Yet I wouldnt put it past him to set his alarm in the middle of the night to prove me wrong.

:topsy:[/quote]

lol, actually I was until about fourty minutes after you wrote this. :topsy:

Now the Sultan is awake and his enemies shall tremble at his wrath :annoyed:

We need to have the conversation now. The Sultan shall suspend your execution until it is finished.

Thus decrees the Sultan :mellow:

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Oh Rachael, friend of the wicked MIKolbe and seducer of unsuspecting drunks men.

I have a much more chilling fate for you


:bigbird: :ernie: :elmo:




Not a pretty picture is it?

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[quote name='Hassan' post='1812678' date='Mar 20 2009, 11:04 PM']We need to have the conversation now. The Sultan shall suspend your execution until it is finished.

Thus decrees the Sultan :mellow:[/quote]
:yes:

We could call it "Dialogues of Hassan and Kafka" and decide upon our points of departure as sub-sections, and when all is said and done we could have it published.

:topsy:

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[quote name='kafka' post='1812787' date='Mar 20 2009, 11:10 PM']:yes:

We could call it "Dialogues of Hassan of Kafka" and decide upon our points of departure as sub-sections, and when all is said and done we could have it published.

:topsy:[/quote]


yo :smokey:

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[quote name='Hassan' post='1811305' date='Mar 19 2009, 12:43 AM']The Army is loyal to their Sultan, and your guards' guns will be no safey for you when the Sultan comes for his vengence :annoyed:[/quote]



[i]I'm reading "The Foundations of the Christian Religion" by Karl Rahner and "Rethinking the Ontological Argument: A Nonclassical Theistic Response" by Daniel Dombrowski.

Once again Sultan Hassan not only meets but exceeds all expectations [/i]

I'll let the reader judge :rollseyes:

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[quote name='Hassan' post='1813092' date='Mar 21 2009, 03:30 AM'][i]I'm reading "The Foundations of the Christian Religion" by Karl Rahner and "Rethinking the Ontological Argument: A Nonclassical Theistic Response" by Daniel Dombrowski.

Once again Sultan Hassan not only meets but exceeds all expectations [/i]

I'll let the reader judge :rollseyes:[/quote]

What are those, like easy readers? :detective:

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Rahner is notoriously difficult.

Yet based on what Hassan has having mentioned reading in the past I'm sure he could handle it.

The Dombrowski looks interesting, I'd be interested to see if he comes up with anything good and original.

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