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[quote name='cmotherofpirl' post='1803404' date='Mar 11 2009, 12:10 AM']I already did :)[/quote]


No :ohno:

You see what we are interested in is the secret of how to[u][i] [b]manipulate[/b][/i][/u] you all into decding that

Feel free to talk about that here or e-mail me :yes:

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cmotherofpirl

[quote name='Hassan' post='1803408' date='Mar 11 2009, 02:15 AM']No :ohno:

You see what we are interested in is the secret of how to[u][i] [b]manipulate[/b][/i][/u] you all into decding that

Feel free to talk about that here or e-mail me :yes:[/quote]
Poor child, you just don't get it.
If you ask guy how long he's been liking a girl he might say a year, but she will say two years, because that first year he was under surveilence, been approved by her friends, all his habits checked out and evaluated etc. It can be planned with the precision of a military campaign - He probably won't know know escape was never left to chance.

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[quote name='cmotherofpirl' post='1803417' date='Mar 11 2009, 01:22 AM']Poor child, you just don't get it.[/quote]

:unsure:

[quote]If you ask guy how long he's been liking a girl he might say a year, but she will say two[/quote]

Women and math :rolleyes:


:D

[quote]years, because that first year he was under surveilence, been approved by her friends, all his habits checked out and evaluated etc. It can be planned with the precision of a military campaign - He probably won't know know escape was never left to chance.[/quote]


yeah well...we have plans too :unsure:

planlike stuff anyway.....

we talk about them while doing other things....


we have nothing :mellow:

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cmotherofpirl

[quote name='Hassan' post='1803423' date='Mar 11 2009, 02:25 AM']we have nothing :mellow:[/quote]

SO true! :saint:

Remember we have to pick a man who is going to take care of us and the next generation, so we take it male-hunting seriously, its not sport-fishing like it is for you.

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[quote name='cmotherofpirl' post='1803429' date='Mar 11 2009, 01:30 AM']SO true! :saint:

Remember we have to pick a man who is going to take care of us and the next generation, so we take it male-hunting seriously, its not sport-fishing like it is for you.[/quote]

So "Hey baby! What's you sign?" doesn't cut it?"

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[quote name='missionseeker' post='1803432' date='Mar 11 2009, 01:32 AM']well, as long you don't creep her out, yes.

as long as you don't gross her out, for that matter too.


We just wanna know that someone cares about us...[/quote]


yeah but...that's a lot of work :unsure:


I'd really prefer it if women just came to me. :yes:

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missionseeker

well... like Cmom said... we want someone to take care of us and the next generation.

Man up.


:P

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cmotherofpirl

[quote name='Hassan' post='1803436' date='Mar 11 2009, 02:33 AM']yeah but...that's a lot of work :unsure:


I'd really prefer it if women just came to me. :yes:[/quote]

:lol_roll:

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TotusTuusMaria

[quote name='Hassan' post='1803433' date='Mar 11 2009, 01:32 AM']So "Hey baby! What's you sign?" doesn't cut it?"[/quote]

:rolleyes:

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[quote name='Hassan' post='1803447' date='Mar 11 2009, 01:38 AM']ppshhh!

Worked for you :rolleyes:[/quote]

I was young and stupid.

And now our relationship has ended in divorce.

OP, please do not take this man's advice on women... or fatherhood. :rolleyes:

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[quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1803449' date='Mar 11 2009, 01:40 AM']I was young and stupid.

And now our relationship has ended in divorce.[/quote]


Your Catholic, you can't divorce. Secret Muslims can though.

And as is clear here, I have moved on
[url="http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/index.php?showtopic=91543"]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/index.php?showtopic=91543[/url]

[quote]OP, please do not take this man's advice on women... or fatherhood. :rolleyes:[/quote]


It's true, I'm obviously a terrible judge of women :ohno:

:D

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[quote name='Hassan' post='1803455' date='Mar 11 2009, 01:43 AM']Your Catholic, you can't divorce. Secret Muslims can though.[/quote]

No priest would tell a woman, like myself, to stay with an abusive husband who goes around with floozies all the time.

[quote]And as is clear here, I have moved on
[url="http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/index.php?showtopic=91543"]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/index.php?showtopic=91543[/url][/quote]

:lol:

Poor girl. :sign:

Good luck with that. ;) You'll need it.

[quote]It's true, I'm obviously a terrible judge of women :ohno:

:D[/quote]

No kidding.

Hassan: She's an orthodox democrat :rolleyes:

.... now, back to the OP...

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[quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1803463' date='Mar 11 2009, 01:57 AM']No priest would tell a woman, like myself, to stay with an abusive husband who goes around with floozies all the time.[/quote]


And your back on the sauce. After stumbling out of a chess tournament due to "work" you finialy come stumbling back when ranting about floozies :ohno:



[quote]:lol:

Poor girl. :sign:[/quote]

Yes, another poor fly caught in Hassan's charm web :ohno:

[quote]Good luck with that. ;) You'll need it.[/quote]

Thanks :D



[quote]No kidding.

Hassan: She's an orthodox democrat

.... now, back to the OP...[/quote]

yeah but she's really cute. A there is a sliding scale, the cuter the girl the less small imperfections like this matter :yes:

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TotusTuusMaria

[quote name='Hassan' post='1803466' date='Mar 11 2009, 02:02 AM']And your back on the sauce. After stumbling out of a chess tournament due to "work" you finialy come stumbling back when ranting about floozies :ohno:[/quote]

I actually stumbled back in to declare IceyIce and my kingdom and see to it that its beginnings run smoothly...as if, I would go to all the trouble to "stumble in" over you. :rolleyes: Conceited.

I just stopped here on my way over there to see what this was about and then I see you giving dating/marriage advice. I almost spewed my drink everywhere at the ridiculousness of it all... I am looking out for my neighbor (the OP), as any good woman would do...

[quote]Yes, another poor fly caught in Hassan's charm web :ohno:

Thanks :D[/quote]

:rolleyes:


[quote]yeah but she's really cute. A there is a sliding scale, the cuter the girl the less small imperfections like this matter :yes:[/quote]

... so naive.

___________

I am going to oversee my kingdom before I pull an all-nighter on "work"

Shoo fly don't bother me.

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