Hassan Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 (edited) Hello there Handsom/Beautiful! You're obviously an inteligent individual of good taste! (btw, have you lost weither/put on muscle? I can srsly tell!) Are you sick of dealing with those other despotic kinddom's? The one run by my drunken ex wife and Princessgine (whom I have no problem with, but has allowed an evil snake to gain her confidence)? The Come to HASSAN'S AWESOME KINDGOM! led by myself [img]http://www.nndb.com/people/916/000092640/suleiman-i-2-sized.jpg[/img] With my beloved children Pio and Maria [img]http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/BNS/BNS202/young-boy-girl_~BHL062.jpg[/img] Our modest palace [img]http://www.fahad.com/pics/emirates_palace.jpg[/img] and library [img]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bibliotheque_alencon_670px.jpg[/img] Why settle for less when you can have the best? Come to [size=7] HASSAN'S SUPER AWESOME KINGDOM![/size] Edited March 11, 2009 by Hassan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 there is no rabbit hole which could possibly utter the depth of your delusions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted March 11, 2009 Author Share Posted March 11, 2009 [quote name='kafka' post='1803508' date='Mar 11 2009, 01:46 AM']there is no rabbit hole which could possibly utter the depth of your delusions.[/quote] KAFKA! You may be the librarian and Minister of Culture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 (edited) [quote name='kafka' post='1803508' date='Mar 11 2009, 02:46 AM']there is no rabbit hole which could possibly utter the depth of your delusions.[/quote] Kafka... ever intelligent Kafka... I knew you wouldn't be pulled in by the lunatic rebellion cries of this silly peasant. Good for you! At any time at all, you may come to my Kingdom of Lamness and I would joyfully appoint you Sir Kafka of the Royal Guard Edited March 11, 2009 by TotusTuusMaria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted March 11, 2009 Author Share Posted March 11, 2009 By the way my official title now is: Sultan Hassan the Awesome. Obviously those with whoe I am in good standing my still refer to me as Hassan though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted March 11, 2009 Author Share Posted March 11, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1803514' date='Mar 11 2009, 02:57 AM']Kafka... ever intelligent Kafka... I knew you wouldn't be pulled in by the lunatic rebellion cries of this silly peasant. [/quote] You dare call Sultan Hassan the Awesome a peasant!? [quote]Good for you! At any time at all, you may come to my Kingdom of Lamness and I would joyfully appoint appoint you Sir Kafka of the Royal Guard [/quote] Kafka, she doesn't even have royal guards yet. I'll match that title, plus the two I've already bestowed, and give you a greek wife. [img]http://www.datingthatclicks.com/img/GreekWoman.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1803516' date='Mar 11 2009, 02:59 AM']You dare call Sultan Hassan the Awesome a peasant!? Kafka, she doesn't even have royal guards yet. I'll match that title, plus the two I've already bestowed, and give you a greek wife. [img]http://www.datingthatclicks.com/img/GreekWoman.jpg[/img] [/quote] Giving women away? What immorality! Kafka is a man of honor. He doesn't "take" and "give" women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted March 11, 2009 Author Share Posted March 11, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1803519' date='Mar 11 2009, 02:03 AM']Giving women away? What immorality! Kafka is a man of honor. He doesn't "take" and "give" women.[/quote] Sophia is my niece, my brother asked me to find her a good husband and I can think of no one better than Kafka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1803522' date='Mar 11 2009, 03:06 AM']Sophia is my niece, my brother asked me to find her a good husband and I can think of no one better than Kafka.[/quote] "find her a husband" I wish HCF would read this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1803510' date='Mar 11 2009, 02:49 AM']KAFKA! You may be the librarian and Minister of Culture. [/quote] [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1803514' date='Mar 11 2009, 02:57 AM']Kafka... ever intelligent Kafka... I knew you wouldn't be pulled in by the lunatic rebellion cries of this silly peasant. Good for you! At any time at all, you may come to my Kingdom of Lamness and I would joyfully appoint you Sir Kafka of the Royal Guard [/quote] hmm, at this point I think you are both unfit to rule your kingdoms, and so I will start a revolution, and take both your kingdoms in one brilliant stroke of martial genius. Expect a coup in a thread near you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted March 11, 2009 Author Share Posted March 11, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1803524' date='Mar 11 2009, 02:07 AM']"find her a husband" I wish HCF would read this.[/quote] There's nothing wrong with a good arranged marriage now and then, the Church never opposed it so long as it was sacramental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 (edited) [quote name='Hassan' post='1803527' date='Mar 11 2009, 03:10 AM']There's nothing wrong with a good arranged marriage now and then, the Church never opposed it so long as it was sacramental.[/quote] Just keep digging yourself a grave....I can't wait until she wakes up. Edited March 11, 2009 by TotusTuusMaria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted March 11, 2009 Author Share Posted March 11, 2009 [quote name='kafka' post='1803526' date='Mar 11 2009, 03:09 AM']hmm, at this point I think you are both unfit to rule your kingdoms, and so I will start a revolution, and take both your kingdoms in one brilliant stroke of martial genius. Expect a coup in a thread near you. [/quote] No Kafka! JOIN ME! Marry the hot Greek girl and help me crush that dog MIKolbe and the deceitful Maria! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1803527' date='Mar 11 2009, 03:10 AM']There's nothing wrong with a good arranged marriage now and then, the Church never opposed it so long as it was sacramental.[/quote] not a bad argument. Human love is over-rated and over-exalted in this post-modern glup of society. We could learn to love eachother with time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted March 11, 2009 Author Share Posted March 11, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1803529' date='Mar 11 2009, 03:11 AM']Just keep digging yourself a grave....I can't wait until she wakes up.[/quote] And what if she wakes up? This is text! A woman who reads my goodness, what will they think of next Back to the arranged marriage! What of it Kafka. Look at her eyes, let them draw you in, do the right thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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