missionseeker Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Dear all men who are not my boyfriend, Please learn and do (or do not do) the following: I am not up for grabs. Literally. Do not touch me. My body belongs to me, believe it or not, and I only give very few people permission to even hug me, so back off. Yes, I am a woman. Yes, women's chests are shaped differently. THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION FOR YOU TOUCH IT OR ANYWHERE NEAR IT. There are parts of you that are shaped differently, too. I don't touch yours, you don't touch mine. Or any where near mine. While we're at it, only my boyfriend gets to call me pet names. And he is most definitely the only person who can add "my" before my name. I am [i][b]his[/b][/i] girlfriend, not yours. To you, I am not baby, honey, sweetie. I am most certainly not YOUR baby, honey, or sweetie. Do not tickle me. I don't like to be tickled. Especially not the upper part of my ribs. When my arm is above my head. That is just not cool. Do not call me sexy. I do not want sex. Especially not with you. Don't whistle at me. I am not a dog. I will not answer. Do not discuss my body. I don't care how much you like. If you can't be courteous enough to not tell your friend while I am standing there, you are nothing more than some animal that wants meat. Quit drooling over it. It ain't yours. And never will be. Do not tell me that because he's not here, you can mess with me and I don't have to be loyal. WTF??? I bet you wouldn't say that to you're girlfriend. Of course, I bet you don't have a girlfriend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoosieranna Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 womanly bits, hmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 I remember when guys used to do that to me. It was a few pounds, gray hair, wrinkles and scars ago. Someday you will look back on this, and wonder where that woman disappeared to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted March 7, 2009 Author Share Posted March 7, 2009 (edited) *snort* Thanks for laugh, Nad. Yeah... stupid men. I swear if it wasn't for Jeff, I'd hate every one of them. btw, that should be YOUR girlfriend, not you're... Edited March 7, 2009 by missionseeker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rose wrought of iron Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 ...What happened? And I hate guys who are like that - makes me want to.... ...do very bad things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 buy a tazer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted March 7, 2009 Author Share Posted March 7, 2009 I do have mace... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 (edited) buy the mace that was used for the Witch King in Lorg of the Rings that'll scare guys away Edited March 7, 2009 by Not A Mallard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmotherofpirl Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 [quote name='missionseeker' post='1799347' date='Mar 6 2009, 10:23 PM']Dear all men who are not my boyfriend, Please learn and do (or do not do) the following: I am not up for grabs. Literally. Do not touch me. My body belongs to me, believe it or not, and I only give very few people permission to even hug me, so back off. Yes, I am a woman. Yes, women's chests are shaped differently. THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION FOR YOU TOUCH IT OR ANYWHERE NEAR IT. There are parts of you that are shaped differently, too. I don't touch yours, you don't touch mine. Or any where near mine. While we're at it, only my boyfriend gets to call me pet names. And he is most definitely the only person who can add "my" before my name. I am [i][b]his[/b][/i] girlfriend, not yours. To you, I am not baby, honey, sweetie. I am most certainly not YOUR baby, honey, or sweetie. Do not tickle me. I don't like to be tickled. Especially not the upper part of my ribs. When my arm is above my head. That is just not cool. Do not call me sexy. I do not want sex. Especially not with you. Don't whistle at me. I am not a dog. I will not answer. Do not discuss my body. I don't care how much you like. If you can't be courteous enough to not tell your friend while I am standing there, you are nothing more than some animal that wants meat. Quit drooling over it. It ain't yours. And never will be. Do not tell me that because he's not here, you can mess with me and I don't have to be loyal. WTF??? I bet you wouldn't say that to you're girlfriend. Of course, I bet you don't have a girlfriend... [/quote] I find jumping up and screaming "what are you trying to do to me" usually gets the point across. Or a swift knee to the family jewels on the second attempt. I once decked a too friendly boss who tried to hug me from behind one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted March 7, 2009 Author Share Posted March 7, 2009 I did jump up and scream. heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoosieranna Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Aww, kiddo! :grouphugs: Some guys don't have thoughts that originate above the groin. As the owner of a significant pair of tatas, I speak from experience. Be glad that Jeff is the gent he is. You know you're lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted March 7, 2009 Author Share Posted March 7, 2009 [quote name='Nadezhda' post='1799363' date='Mar 6 2009, 09:32 PM']Aww, kiddo! :grouphugs: Some guys don't have thoughts that originate above the groin. As the owner of a significant pair of tatas, I speak from experience. Be glad that Jeff is the gent he is. You know you're lucky.[/quote] agree to both. I want big, safe hug sooo badly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rose wrought of iron Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 [quote name='missionseeker' post='1799367' date='Mar 6 2009, 09:36 PM']I want big, safe hug sooo badly. [/quote] Understandably. There are few things so frustrating as the guys around you being disrespectful and ungentlemanly. It is depressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mari Therese Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 (edited) Hear, hear! People are such dolts nowadays, they don't know enough to keep their hands to themselves, or to atleast acknowledge my personal space/comfort level. I know that this is slightly off topic, but I frequently have problems with both men and women touching me e.g., putting their arm around me, poking me, or trying to hug me. It drives me insane! I'm honestly and truly not a super touchy feely gal (except with family), but I always have these people that I barely know trying to hug me. I recently went to a 2 day evangelization workshop, and then at the end I tried to evade all these flippin' weirdos that were hugging eachother. I'll shake your hand, but just because you know my first name doesn't give you liscence to give me a bear hug goodbye. I even hurt a woman's feelings once because I blatantly told her that I wasn't comfortable hugging people I barely know. *does icky gross dance* Edited March 7, 2009 by Mari Therese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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