TotusTuusMaria Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1781200' date='Feb 15 2009, 01:19 AM']How could a Franciscan accecpt expensive ice cream while serving the poor. Goodness, I'm not even in the order and your trying to sabatoge me [/quote] .... they do get free stuff all the time. your icedreamz aren't that expensive are they? [quote]Well that's very self aware of you [/quote] Not what I meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 15, 2009 Author Share Posted February 15, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1781213' date='Feb 15 2009, 01:25 AM'] .... they do get free stuff all the time. your icedreamz aren't that expensive are they?[/quote] in monetary terms? prolly not, in terms of the amazing Joy I would have experienced at tasting it's creamy goodness, in handing that Valentine To: Will From: Faten at he cashier as she nodded in approval and the whole store took a moment to pause and stare in wonder in what kind of person would be so lucky as to have a fried why would just give them such creamy deleight with no strings attatched, in sitting down with my icedream as the whole store watched in climatic anticipation as I raised the first bight to me mouth, waiting, hoping that my hopes of it's heavenly deleights would be everything I had imagained and more, as their hopes intertwined with my own and for one brief moment we all experienced a common humanity, a true brotherhood of man? That, my friend, you cannot put a price on [quote] Not what I meant.[/quote] well if you were better at communicating what you DO mean our marriage woudn't have collapsed like my hopes and dreams when I became aware that I had lost this most magnificant of gifts so, be more clear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1781224' date='Feb 15 2009, 01:33 AM']in monetary terms? prolly not, in terms of the amazing Joy I would have experienced at tasting it's creamy goodness, in handing that Valentine To: Will From: Faten at he cashier as she nodded in approval and the whole store took a moment to pause and stare in wonder in what kind of person would be so lucky as to have a fried why would just give them such creamy deleight with no strings attatched, in sitting down with my icedream as the whole store watched in climatic anticipation as I raised the first bight to me mouth, waiting, hoping that my hopes of it's heavenly deleights would be everything I had imagained and more, as their hopes intertwined with my own and for one brief moment we all experienced a common humanity, a true brotherhood of man? That, my friend, you cannot put a price on [/quote] [quote]well if you were better at communicating what you DO mean our marriage woudn't have collapsed like my hopes and dreams when I became aware that I had lost this most magnificant of gifts so, be more clear [/quote] Be Catholic. Jesus loves you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1781224' date='Feb 15 2009, 01:33 AM']in monetary terms? prolly not, in terms of the amazing Joy I would have experienced at tasting it's creamy goodness, in handing that Valentine To: Will From: Faten at he cashier as she nodded in approval and the whole store took a moment to pause and stare in wonder in what kind of person would be so lucky as to have a fried why would just give them such creamy deleight with no strings attatched, in sitting down with my icedream as the whole store watched in climatic anticipation as I raised the first bight to me mouth, waiting, hoping that my hopes of it's heavenly deleights would be everything I had imagained and more, as their hopes intertwined with my own and for one brief moment we all experienced a common humanity, a true brotherhood of man? That, my friend, you cannot put a price on [/quote] I'm lactose intolerant. Maybe that's God's way of telling me to become a friar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 15, 2009 Author Share Posted February 15, 2009 [quote name='USAirwaysIHS' post='1781250' date='Feb 15 2009, 01:46 AM']I'm lactose intolerant. Maybe that's God's way of telling me to become a friar.[/quote] prolly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slappo Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1781158' date='Feb 14 2009, 08:49 PM']I so think you should start to believe in God again, give up your muslim ways, and be a friar. [/quote] On top of that.... then to succesfully fly all you need is a direct order from your superior to fly and BAM you have flying graces because you are under Holy Obedience! see... Catholic... Just Do It! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 [quote name='Slappo' post='1781261' date='Feb 15 2009, 02:56 AM']On top of that.... then to succesfully fly all you need is a direct order from your superior to fly and BAM you have flying graces because you are under Holy Obedience! see... Catholic... Just Do It![/quote] Amen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 15, 2009 Author Share Posted February 15, 2009 [quote name='Slappo' post='1781261' date='Feb 15 2009, 01:56 AM']On top of that.... then to succesfully fly all you need is a direct order from your superior to fly and BAM you have flying graces because you are under Holy Obedience! see... Catholic... Just Do It![/quote] If I use my travels to annoy people on the plane in an act of stealth Jihad I can get 72 virging. It's nothing sensual, I just really want a larger entouage. Plus think of the epic snow ball fights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1781268' date='Feb 15 2009, 02:01 AM']If I use my travels to annoy people on the plane in an act of stealth Jihad I can get 72 virging. It's nothing sensual, I just really want a larger entouage. Plus think of the epic snow ball fights [/quote] floozies? Get rid of such a life and join the friarhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 15, 2009 Author Share Posted February 15, 2009 [quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1781269' date='Feb 15 2009, 02:03 AM']floozies? Get rid of such a life and join the friarhood.[/quote] I don't want to grow a beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1781594' date='Feb 15 2009, 04:47 PM']I don't want to grow a beard [/quote] They are so itchy to others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 15, 2009 Author Share Posted February 15, 2009 [quote name='rachael' post='1781599' date='Feb 15 2009, 04:53 PM']They are so itchy to others. [/quote] Then perhapse I will grow one. I will call it itchy jihad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 [quote name='Hassan' post='1781624' date='Feb 15 2009, 05:14 PM']Then perhapse I will grow one. I will call it itchy jihad [/quote] I wonder how TTM will feel about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 15, 2009 Author Share Posted February 15, 2009 [quote name='rachael' post='1781626' date='Feb 15 2009, 05:16 PM']I wonder how TTM will feel about this. [/quote] No one can stop itchy jihad, not even myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizz_loves_jesus Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 (edited) You could always just use a paddleboat. Edited February 15, 2009 by rizz_loves_jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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