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TotusTuusMaria

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[quote name='Hassan' post='1780891' date='Feb 14 2009, 08:41 PM']:lol_roll: :lol_roll: :lol_roll:


How sad for you



:lol_roll: :lol_roll: :lol_roll:


You tested Pio to see if you float, you left the kids on a bus, you ARE a secret muslim :P[/quote]

I think I am going to throw up.

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Hassan

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[quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1780885' date='Feb 14 2009, 07:37 PM']I don't know what you speak of. :unsure:[/quote]


well many people experience memory loss after heavy drinking so I'm not suprised :ohno:

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TotusTuusMaria

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[quote name='Hassan' post='1780895' date='Feb 14 2009, 08:44 PM']well many people experience memory loss after heavy drinking so I'm not suprised :ohno:[/quote]

You have already admitted on one of the threads that I don't drink. :rolleyes: Considering your posts in Open Mic and your insane claims that you have already denied yourself I am starting to wonder if maybe you have an alcohol problem.

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Hassan

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[quote name='kafka' post='1780893' date='Feb 14 2009, 07:43 PM']hey no one ever said the truth is easy.[/quote]

no, but sometimes it is joyous :saint:

[quote]But it will eventually set you free (not free of Hassan)[/quote]

HA HA HA!

[quote]but almighty sixteen and so freeeeeeeeeeeeeee[/quote]


hm? :topsy:

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Hassan

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[quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1780899' date='Feb 14 2009, 07:46 PM']You have already admitted on one of the threads that I don't drink. :rolleyes:[/quote]

Sometimes I'll tell a white lie to spare individuals from public humiliation :unsure:

[quote]Considering your posts in Open Mic and your insane claims that you have already denied yourself I am starting to wonder if maybe you have an alcohol problem.[/quote]


:rolleyes:

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TotusTuusMaria

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[quote name='Hassan' post='1780904' date='Feb 14 2009, 08:48 PM']Sometimes I'll tell a white lie to spare individuals from public humiliation :unsure:

:rolleyes:[/quote]

Spare me from public humiliation? :lol_above: [sarcasm]yeah, you have sure done that. [/saracasm]

You have called me a dead-beat wife, a liar, a lazy person, a bad mother... the list goes on. But yet you are going to tell a "white lie" to spare me public humiliation?

No! Not a secret gentleman who stands for justice... one who must protect immortal souls even if that means making sure that TotusTuus never gets her pretty Vatican flag!?! No! Never!

Whatever, "dear"

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Hassan

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[quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1780909' date='Feb 14 2009, 07:54 PM']Spare me from public humiliation? :lol_above: [sarcasm]yeah, you have sure done that. [/saracasm][/quote]


your welcome :D

[quote]You have called me a dead-beat wife, a liar, a lazy person, a bad mother... the list goes on. But yet you are going to tell a "white lie" to spare me public humiliation?[/quote]


It was one of only three mistakes I ever made in my life. I should have stuck with the truth.

I am very sorry for lying to protect your feelings :ohno:

[quote]No! Not a secret gentleman who stands for justice... one who must protect immortal souls even if that means making sure that TotusTuus never gets her pretty Vatican flag!?! No! Never![/quote]

I hate what the Vodka does to you :ohno:

[quote]Whatever, "dear"[/quote]


what's for dinner?

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TotusTuusMaria

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[quote name='Hassan' post='1780914' date='Feb 14 2009, 09:03 PM']your welcome :D

It was one of only three mistakes I ever made in my life. I should have stuck with the truth.

I am very sorry for lying to protect your feelings :ohno:[/quote]

:rolleyes:


[quote]I hate what the Vodka does to you :ohno:[/quote]

I don't even know what vodka is you silly little man.


[quote]what's for dinner?[/quote]

I don't know. I am wondering that too. I am thinking either pop tarts or papa johns....

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[quote]I don't even know what vodka is you silly little man.[/quote]

[img]http://www.jokesy.com/images/extra-uses-for-vodka1.jpg[/img]

sure :rolleyes:




[quote]I don't know. I am wondering that too. I am thinking either pop tarts or papa johns....[/quote]

If I hadn't lost Faten's cupoun I could have had an Icedream :sadder:

Anyway, you were passed out on the couch so I just whiped up a lovely meal of good, healthy Borscht with a side of salad, whole wheat bread, and an apple for the kids and I.

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/Borscht_with_cream.jpg[/img]

[img]http://gallery.apartmenttherapy.com/photos/FennelSalad/images/2008_04_04-FennelSalad2_small.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ritualistic.org/images/Misc/whole%20wheat%20bread.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.wuan.org/photos/red-apples-img0913.jpg[/img]

Unfortunatly it was all eaten. I didn't even get to have any. It's like it was the first real, homecooked meal the kids had had in ages :unsure:

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[quote name='Hassan' post='1780921' date='Feb 14 2009, 08:15 PM'][img]http://www.jokesy.com/images/extra-uses-for-vodka1.jpg[/img]

sure :rolleyes:[/quote]

Nope. Never seen it in my life. :D

[quote]If I hadn't lost Faten's cupoun I could have had an Icedream :sadder:[/quote]

Yeah... icedream.. uh huh.

[quote]Anyway, you were passed out on the couch so I just whiped up a lovely meal of good, healthy Borscht with a side of salad, whole wheat bread, and an apple for the kids and I.

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/Borscht_with_cream.jpg[/img]

[img]http://gallery.apartmenttherapy.com/photos/FennelSalad/images/2008_04_04-FennelSalad2_small.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ritualistic.org/images/Misc/whole%20wheat%20bread.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.wuan.org/photos/red-apples-img0913.jpg[/img]

Unfortunatly it was all eaten. I didn't even get to have any. It's like it was the first real, homecooked meal the kids had had in ages :unsure:[/quote]

Well we have been living in dire poverty (thanks to you buying prada for your floozies). I am sure they are very thankful that you took some money (which you usually give to the floozies) and bought them real food. We have been living off pop tarts and 5 dollar pizza deals for weeks. I am glad the children were finally full, as any good self-sacrificing mother.. i will just have a pop tart.

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Hassan

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[quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1780920' date='Feb 14 2009, 08:12 PM'][url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTaenkVDvRo"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTaenkVDvRo[/url][/quote]


How did he prop up the flower and open the door with no arms?

Moreover a cucumber doesn't heave even almost the central nervous system to to process language, anticipate future events, or experience qualia

I hope you arn't indoctrinating our children with this pro cucumber propaganda. :ohno:

I did enjoy the Barbra Manatee one though :unsure:

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