I Have A Confession

[TotusTuusMaria]

[quote name='Hassan' post='1779479' date='Feb 12 2009, 02:27 AM']Well clearly you need to be a better judge of character and men in general [/quote]

As for character... I am the best.

However, in regards to men... Considering I have unfortunately married you, you can say that again.


[quote]How do you know [/quote]

I am a female. We have a maternal charism. Duh.


[quote]It was in Pittsburg, nothing bad happens in Pittsburg.

So [/quote]

It was not in Pittsburg. It was here. If it were in Pittsburg she would have no doubt died, if not from being run over by the crazy drivers and ill-efficient police men that are in Pittsburg then from her inability to inhale and exhale normally.

[quote]Well I do have to function as mother as well, so I guess you are correct[/quote]

@ the lies.

[Hassan]

[quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1779485' date='Feb 12 2009, 02:39 AM']As for character... I am the best.[/quote]

Lol, then how do you explain this situation

[quote]However, in regards to men... Considering I have unfortunately married you, you can say that again.[/quote]

Obviously




[quote]I am a female. We have a maternal charism. Duh.[/quote]

I don't know what that is




[quote]It was not in Pittsburg. It was here.[/quote]

Wherever there is good, there is Pittsburg

[quote]If it were in Pittsburg she would have no doubt died, if not from being run over by the crazy drivers and ill-efficient police men that are in Pittsburg then from her inability to inhale and exhale normally.[/quote]

I could take her to a Pirates game



[quote] @ the lies.[/quote]

It's the sad truth

[TotusTuusMaria]

[quote name='Hassan' post='1779488' date='Feb 12 2009, 02:42 AM']Lol, then how do you explain this situation [/quote]

I was deceived. I didn't know about the 23 other personalities.


[quote]Obviously[/quote]

Yes, obviously.


[quote]I don't know what that is [/quote]

Of course you don't... please read the Feminist thread.


[quote]Wherever there is good, there is Pittsburg[/quote]

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[quote]I could take her to a Pirates game [/quote]

She wouldn't like it. She is not into sports, but you wouldn't know that... you are never around her nor do you care what she is "in to"

[quote]It's the sad truth [/quote]

If it were, you would know (as any good mother would and as I, being the good mother I am, do) that Maria hates sports.

[Hassan]

[quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1779497' date='Feb 12 2009, 02:59 AM']I was deceived. I didn't know about the 23 other personalities.[/quote]

lol, which one did you marry?




[quote]Yes, obviously.[/quote]







[quote]Of course you don't... please read the Feminist thread. [/quote]

I'm not indulging modern femminist propaganda




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oh darling, you can be so petty at times. To make up this web page just to besmirch the name of Pittsburg most wonderful



[quote]She wouldn't like it. She is not into sports, but you wouldn't know that... you are never around her nor do you care what she is "in to"[/quote]

I dislike baseball as well, obviously you have never been to a Pirates game



[quote]If it were, you would know (as any good mother would and as I, being the good mother I am, do) that Maria hates sports. [/quote]


me neither, but if you were a more involved mother you would know Maria loves heckling drunk pirate fans with daddy and his friends

They won't hit a guy holding a kid!

[TotusTuusMaria]

[quote name='Hassan' post='1779499' date='Feb 12 2009, 03:04 AM']lol, which one did you marry?[/quote]

The one that possessed some common sense, reason, and maturity... I haven't seen for a long time.

[quote]I'm not indulging modern femminist propaganda [/quote]

But you will read Cosmo?

[quote]oh darling, you can be so petty at times. To make up this web page just to besmirch the name of Pittsburg most wonderful [/quote]

Face the facts. Pittsburg is killing people.

[quote]me neither, but if you were a more involved mother you would know Maria loves heckling drunk pirate fans with daddy and his friends

They won't hit a guy holding a kid! [/quote]

Maria has never been to a Pirate's game (being the involved mother I am, I would know that). Must have been one of your little floozies' kids that you took to throw beers with... you know, one of the ones you posted pictures of calling your own.

[Hassan]

[quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1779504' date='Feb 12 2009, 03:11 AM']The one that possessed some common sense, reason, and maturity... I haven't seen for a long time.[/quote]

I think he was reading a book about the ontological argument earlier today

[quote]But you will read Cosmo?[/quote]

I like "The New Yorker", it's basically the same thing



[quote]Face the facts. Pittsburg is killing people.[/quote]

ZIONIST LIES!



[quote]Maria has never been to a Pirate's game (being the involved mother I am, I would know that). Must have been one of your little floozies' kids that you took to throw beers with... you know, one of the ones you posted pictures of calling your own. [/quote]



Or perhapse when she mentioned it you were busy talking about Nashville to one of your radical femmanist friends

[TotusTuusMaria]

No, it was another floozie kid, I am for sure.

[Hassan]

[quote name='TotusTuusMaria' post='1779506' date='Feb 12 2009, 03:19 AM']No, it was another floozie kid, I am for sure.

[/quote]

Then which kid did I test for Buoyancy?

[TotusTuusMaria]

[quote name='Hassan' post='1779507' date='Feb 12 2009, 04:21 AM']Then which kid did I test for Buoyancy?
[/quote]

You mean threw in water to see if he floated? That was Pio.

[MIKolbe]

so when's the wedding?