ardillacid Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 You claim the title of Undefeated, undisputed chess champion. Yet it is I, Ardillacid, who defeated all challengers, especially Aloysius the Ignorant, in a way most humiliating as well as befitting true justice given by a servant of Lady Justice, and made Phatmass's peasants subservient to mine person. The title Phatmass Champion of Chess belongs solely to me. You shall renounce the title until dUSt (who is just plain bad at chess) puts chess on Phatmass once again. This I demand of you and your honor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 I would also like to take this time to remind Aloysius the Deceiver that he never finished about twelve games under a false name in order to make my win streak seem less prestigious. A thousand curses upon you for the injustice to my person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 (edited) [quote name='notardillacid' post='1761100' date='Jan 25 2009, 05:01 AM']You claim the title of Undefeated, undisputed chess champion. Yet it is I, Ardillacid, who defeated all challengers, especially Aloysius the Ignorant, in a way most humiliating as well as befitting true justice given by a servant of Lady Justice, and made Phatmass's peasants subservient to mine person. The title Phatmass Champion of Chess belongs solely to me. You shall renounce the title until dUSt (who is just plain bad at chess) puts chess on Phatmass once again. This I demand of you and your honor [/quote] good luck with him. He just destroyed me. You are probably a worthier opponent than me. I almost feel bad that I even challenged him. . . I should stick to what I am good at. Edited January 25, 2009 by kafka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 [quote name='kafka' post='1761110' date='Jan 25 2009, 05:48 AM']good luck with him. He just destroyed me. You are probably a worthier opponent than me. I almost feel bad that I even challenged him. . . I should stick to what I am good at.[/quote] Still it was fun!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 [quote name='notardillacid' post='1761100' date='Jan 25 2009, 04:01 AM']You shall renounce the title until dUSt (who is just plain bad at chess) puts chess on Phatmass once again. This I demand of you and your honor [/quote] We had chess on Phatmass??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christie_M Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 yeah. it was dope. and i don't think you can beet Matt. he was born to play chess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle_eye222001 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 (edited) [quote name='notardillacid' post='1761100' date='Jan 25 2009, 05:01 AM']You claim the title of Undefeated, undisputed chess champion. Yet it is I, Ardillacid, who defeated all challengers, especially Aloysius the Ignorant, in a way most humiliating as well as befitting true justice given by a servant of Lady Justice, and made Phatmass's peasants subservient to mine person. The title Phatmass Champion of Chess belongs solely to me. You shall renounce the title until dUSt (who is just plain bad at chess) puts chess on Phatmass once again. This I demand of you and your honor [/quote] [size=7]I challenge you now. [/size] Do you have a Yahoo ID? ---------------- Now playing: [url="http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/coldplay/track/viva+la+vida"]Coldplay - Viva la Vida[/url] via [url="http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/"]FoxyTunes[/url] Edited January 25, 2009 by eagle_eye222001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle_eye222001 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 [quote name='Christie_M' post='1761280' date='Jan 25 2009, 02:05 PM']... and i don't think you can beet Matt. he was born to play chess [/quote] Pretty much. ---------------- Now playing: [url="http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/coldplay/track/viva+la+vida"]Coldplay - Viva la Vida[/url] via [url="http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/"]FoxyTunes[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 if you guys play I want to know the winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle_eye222001 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 [quote name='kafka' post='1761520' date='Jan 25 2009, 04:50 PM']if you guys play I want to know the winner. [/quote] Don't worry. Phatmass will be told. ---------------- Now playing: [url="http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/story+of+the+year/track/until+the+day+i+die"]Story Of The Year - Until the Day I Die[/url] via [url="http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/"]FoxyTunes[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icelandic_iceskater Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 who ended up winning that series between you and didacus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle_eye222001 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 [quote name='icelandic_iceskater' post='1761590' date='Jan 25 2009, 05:23 PM']who ended up winning that series between you and didacus?[/quote] It was a sweep. I won. I can't remember if we played 2 or 3 games but I do remember winning them all. So far I have played Christie_M, LouisvilleFan, Didacus, and kafka. The matches have generally been 2-4 games and have taken place on Yahoo and some site called Pogo. ---------------- Now playing: [url="http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/dave+matthews+band/track/american+baby"]Dave Matthews Band - American Baby[/url] via [url="http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/"]FoxyTunes[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle_eye222001 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 [quote name='Christie_M' post='1761280' date='Jan 25 2009, 02:05 PM']yeah. it was dope....[/quote] How so? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icelandic_iceskater Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 you really should learn to play euchre one of these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus_lol Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 hmmm, it has been a loooong time since i have played chess. i am probably not that good at it though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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