T-Bone _ Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 There's nothing better than a "red-eye" flight in the middle of a snowstorm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 Try Meth; it won't hurt you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Private_Person Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 (edited) [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1736930' date='Dec 28 2008, 05:01 PM']That Joe Stalin, he's an alright guy![/quote] He is! [quote name='Paddington' post='1736938' date='Dec 28 2008, 05:10 PM']I think it's fine when that lunatic stops by to say he was just in the area and needs somewhere to take a dump.![/quote] I resemble that comment. [img]http://mnfu.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/the-joker.jpg[/img] [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1736948' date='Dec 28 2008, 05:19 PM']I really love traffic jams like this, I find it so relaxing. Its a great way to unwind!![/quote] You do to? [quote name='Noel's angel' post='1736958' date='Dec 28 2008, 05:23 PM']This is like 'Mock The Week'[/quote] Yes this is! [quote name='icelandic_iceskater' post='1736961' date='Dec 28 2008, 05:25 PM']"Now that the driveway's shoveled, let's go shovel our not yet plowed street!"[/quote] But it's fun! [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1736963' date='Dec 28 2008, 05:26 PM']I don't care what people say, I think Ivan really isn't so terrible.[/quote] I personally knew him in a past life. He's misunderstood! [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1736973' date='Dec 28 2008, 05:29 PM']Before we go on the roller coaster, let's go eat chinese food.[/quote] Did that before, messy, really messy. [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1736977' date='Dec 28 2008, 05:33 PM']Mind if I pick your nose?[/quote] Like this. [url="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3104/2309740316_42e273c41a.jpg"]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3104/230974..._42e273c41a.jpg[/url] [quote name='CatherineM' post='1736979' date='Dec 28 2008, 05:34 PM']Wow, you sure wasted your money on that face lift.[/quote] Like this woman. [url="http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6240/facelift8dl.jpg"]http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6240/facelift8dl.jpg[/url] [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1736982' date='Dec 28 2008, 05:36 PM']You got evicted from apartment because you spent all your rent money on crack? Sure you can come and sleep at my place![/quote] Crack Addicts need home too! Where would he go if he couldn't live with you. [url="http://www.peteranthonyholder.com/images/facelift.jpg"]http://www.peteranthonyholder.com/images/facelift.jpg[/url] Edited January 8, 2009 by Era Might Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I love that you have returned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Private_Person Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 (edited) [quote name='CatherineM' post='1737017' date='Dec 28 2008, 06:01 PM']WOW, that's an ugly baby.[/quote] But what if it was the horror child - [url="http://www.thehorrordome.com/HDSHOPPINGPROPS/BumpintheDark/ItsAlivesm.jpg"]http://www.thehorrordome.com/HDSHOPPINGPRO.../ItsAlivesm.jpg[/url] [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1737020' date='Dec 28 2008, 06:08 PM']Sister, I thought you were a dude.[/quote] Don't say that to this gal, she'd take your head off. [url="http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j277/Fabzefab/ugly_woman.gif"]http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j277/Fab.../ugly_woman.gif[/url] [quote name='Selah' post='1737129' date='Dec 28 2008, 08:51 PM']"Gee, i sure do like having a sore throat!"[/quote] I love them. I get to take time off of work with an excuse that they can't fire me for! It's way better than saying, I'm high on marijuana so I can't come in. I've tried that before and got fired! [quote name='MIkolbe' post='1737131' date='Dec 28 2008, 08:52 PM']"Wow Selah, you are SOOOO cool!!!!"[/quote] Don't even joke! She might take it seriously and actually feel good about herself! [quote name='Selah' post='1737274' date='Dec 28 2008, 11:06 PM']Sure, I'll come into work with the flu![/quote] That would be better than saying I'm coming in high on Marijuana. I got fired for that! [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1737293' date='Dec 28 2008, 11:20 PM']No, I don't mind taking my lunch three hours late.[/quote] How about saying, sure, I'll only eat an ice cube for lunch and be right back for another 5 hours of shift! [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1737296' date='Dec 28 2008, 11:25 PM']even though I have PMS I don't want any chocolate.[/quote] That would be every man's dream! I encourage that line of thought. [quote name='icelandic_iceskater' post='1737300' date='Dec 28 2008, 11:26 PM']I wish I had PMS[/quote] Definitely not every man's dream! You'd just be like a alcoholic, creating excuses to beat his spouse and children. Bad girl, bad bad girl! [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1737305' date='Dec 28 2008, 11:28 PM']I wish I had cramps.[/quote] Stop abusing men! [quote name='icelandic_iceskater' post='1737308' date='Dec 28 2008, 11:29 PM']I love driving on icy roads[/quote] I find it relaxing and fun, especially when I smoked Marijuana and you start going around in circles. Edited January 9, 2009 by Era Might Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 The lottery is a good investment for your child support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Private_Person Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 (edited) [quote name='dominicansoul' post='1737309' date='Dec 28 2008, 11:29 PM']"hold this while i mushy mud pie in my pants"[/quote] Charming. [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1737313' date='Dec 28 2008, 11:31 PM']I don't mind if you let one go in the car.[/quote] You'd love me. Gas Everywhere. [url="http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Monty_Python_Fart_in_your_General_Direction-T-link.jpg"]http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Mon...tion-T-link.jpg[/url] [quote name='icelandic_iceskater' post='1737595' date='Dec 29 2008, 10:31 AM']excuse me sweaty young man, could you please remove your shoes?[/quote] [quote name='CatherineM' post='1737709' date='Dec 29 2008, 02:36 PM']Sure, I can still give you the discount eventhough the coupon has expired.[/quote] But that's stealing. [quote name='mcts' post='1737776' date='Dec 29 2008, 03:35 PM']yeah, razr phones really are good phones.[/quote] As a previous motorola employee, I am still required to say they are terrific phones and everybody should own them! [quote name='CatherineM' post='1737833' date='Dec 29 2008, 04:31 PM']No, you don't look fat in that spandex.[/quote] He does. [url="http://blogs.lvcitylife.com/wp-content/media/2008/06/fat-guy-spandex.jpg"]http://blogs.lvcitylife.com/wp-content/med...guy-spandex.jpg[/url] [quote name='MIkolbe' post='1737853' date='Dec 29 2008, 04:48 PM']Oh, no no honey... Let me see 12 more pairs of shoes to see if they go with that outfit better. If they don't go PERFECTLY, let's go and buy some that do. I L-O-V-E shoe shopping with you.[/quote] [url="http://www.maikklaus.de/images/bundy2.jpg"]http://www.maikklaus.de/images/bundy2.jpg[/url] Just like him [quote name='mcts' post='1737854' date='Dec 29 2008, 04:49 PM']i quite enjoy sunburn, actually.[/quote] But sun burns are healthy for you. [quote name='CatherineM' post='1737859' date='Dec 29 2008, 04:51 PM']I love paying for my car insurance.[/quote] Bring in the jaws of life [url="http://www.portorangeimages.com/DSC07783blot.jpg"]http://www.portorangeimages.com/DSC07783blot.jpg[/url] Edited January 9, 2009 by Era Might Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Private_Person Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 [quote name='T-Bone _' post='1738132' date='Dec 29 2008, 08:53 PM']Another Thorazine pill, please![/quote] They help, but not as much as Marijuana! [quote name='CatherineM' post='1738146' date='Dec 29 2008, 09:01 PM']I love the smell of sweaty guys.[/quote] Wow, thanks for the advice. [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1738158' date='Dec 29 2008, 09:05 PM']Of course I don't mind if you smoke.[/quote] What about this kid. [url="http://skeptisys.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/04.jpg"]http://skeptisys.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/04.jpg[/url] [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1738268' date='Dec 29 2008, 10:05 PM']You wanna borrow my Porsche?[/quote] Come on share! [quote name='icelandic_iceskater' post='1738269' date='Dec 29 2008, 10:06 PM']I love being on a diet[/quote] As long as you're not on a Bolemic Diet, you're fine! [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1738271' date='Dec 29 2008, 10:06 PM']I'm so glad I just gained 30 lbs.[/quote] What about an Annerexic girl who has finally become healthy? That statement is cruel, and drives them away from here! [quote name='Sparky' post='1738276' date='Dec 29 2008, 10:08 PM']Shoot me[/quote] My Pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I enjoy the antics of sub-cretin forum trolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Private_Person Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Sarcasm hurts me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 Wow let's make this whole thread about you. Wait, it already is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Private_Person Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1745809' date='Jan 8 2009, 12:54 AM']Wow let's make this whole thread about you. Wait, it already is.[/quote] LOL! Take it easy ! Life is full of expected surprises, like who would guess I would just come back for a night just to have some fun. Don't worry, this weekend, I'll be too busy doing more important things than spreading chaos into this message board. I have four low-res characters and a street to create. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nvzbl Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 i have a life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I feel very safe living next door to drug dealers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nvzbl Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 i love drug dealers they are the goofiest bunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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