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[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1736930' date='Dec 28 2008, 05:01 PM']That Joe Stalin, he's an alright guy![/quote]

He is!

[quote name='Paddington' post='1736938' date='Dec 28 2008, 05:10 PM']I think it's fine when that lunatic stops by to say he was just in the area and needs somewhere to take a dump.![/quote]

I resemble that comment.

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[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1736948' date='Dec 28 2008, 05:19 PM']I really love traffic jams like this, I find it so relaxing. Its a great way to unwind!![/quote]

You do to?

[quote name='Noel's angel' post='1736958' date='Dec 28 2008, 05:23 PM']This is like 'Mock The Week'[/quote]

Yes this is!

[quote name='icelandic_iceskater' post='1736961' date='Dec 28 2008, 05:25 PM']"Now that the driveway's shoveled, let's go shovel our not yet plowed street!"[/quote]

But it's fun!

[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1736963' date='Dec 28 2008, 05:26 PM']I don't care what people say, I think Ivan really isn't so terrible.[/quote]

I personally knew him in a past life. He's misunderstood!

[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1736973' date='Dec 28 2008, 05:29 PM']Before we go on the roller coaster, let's go eat chinese food.[/quote]

Did that before, messy, really messy.

[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1736977' date='Dec 28 2008, 05:33 PM']Mind if I pick your nose?[/quote]

Like this.

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[quote name='CatherineM' post='1736979' date='Dec 28 2008, 05:34 PM']Wow, you sure wasted your money on that face lift.[/quote]

Like this woman.

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[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1736982' date='Dec 28 2008, 05:36 PM']You got evicted from apartment because you spent all your rent money on crack? Sure you can come and sleep at my place![/quote]

Crack Addicts need home too!

Where would he go if he couldn't live with you.

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Mr_Private_Person

[quote name='CatherineM' post='1737017' date='Dec 28 2008, 06:01 PM']WOW, that's an ugly baby.[/quote]

But what if it was the horror child -

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[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1737020' date='Dec 28 2008, 06:08 PM']Sister, I thought you were a dude.[/quote]

Don't say that to this gal, she'd take your head off.

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[quote name='Selah' post='1737129' date='Dec 28 2008, 08:51 PM']"Gee, i sure do like having a sore throat!"[/quote]

I love them. I get to take time off of work with an excuse that they can't fire me for!

It's way better than saying, I'm high on marijuana so I can't come in. I've tried that before and got fired!

[quote name='MIkolbe' post='1737131' date='Dec 28 2008, 08:52 PM']"Wow Selah, you are SOOOO cool!!!!"[/quote]

:ohno:

Don't even joke!

She might take it seriously and actually feel good about herself!

[quote name='Selah' post='1737274' date='Dec 28 2008, 11:06 PM']Sure, I'll come into work with the flu![/quote]

That would be better than saying I'm coming in high on Marijuana. I got fired for that!

[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1737293' date='Dec 28 2008, 11:20 PM']No, I don't mind taking my lunch three hours late.[/quote]

How about saying, sure, I'll only eat an ice cube for lunch and be right back for another 5 hours of shift!

[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1737296' date='Dec 28 2008, 11:25 PM']even though I have PMS I don't want any chocolate.[/quote]

That would be every man's dream! I encourage that line of thought.

[quote name='icelandic_iceskater' post='1737300' date='Dec 28 2008, 11:26 PM']I wish I had PMS[/quote]

Definitely not every man's dream! You'd just be like a alcoholic, creating excuses to beat his spouse and children. Bad girl, bad bad girl!

[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1737305' date='Dec 28 2008, 11:28 PM']I wish I had cramps.[/quote]

Stop abusing men!

[quote name='icelandic_iceskater' post='1737308' date='Dec 28 2008, 11:29 PM']I love driving on icy roads[/quote]

I find it relaxing and fun, especially when I smoked Marijuana and you start going around in circles.

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[quote name='dominicansoul' post='1737309' date='Dec 28 2008, 11:29 PM']"hold this while i mushy mud pie in my pants"[/quote]

Charming.

[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1737313' date='Dec 28 2008, 11:31 PM']I don't mind if you let one go in the car.[/quote]

You'd love me. Gas Everywhere.

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[quote name='icelandic_iceskater' post='1737595' date='Dec 29 2008, 10:31 AM']excuse me sweaty young man, could you please remove your shoes?[/quote]


[quote name='CatherineM' post='1737709' date='Dec 29 2008, 02:36 PM']Sure, I can still give you the discount eventhough the coupon has expired.[/quote]

But that's stealing.

[quote name='mcts' post='1737776' date='Dec 29 2008, 03:35 PM']yeah, razr phones really are good phones.[/quote]

As a previous motorola employee, I am still required to say they are terrific phones and everybody should own them!

[quote name='CatherineM' post='1737833' date='Dec 29 2008, 04:31 PM']No, you don't look fat in that spandex.[/quote]

He does.

[url="http://blogs.lvcitylife.com/wp-content/media/2008/06/fat-guy-spandex.jpg"]http://blogs.lvcitylife.com/wp-content/med...guy-spandex.jpg[/url]

[quote name='MIkolbe' post='1737853' date='Dec 29 2008, 04:48 PM']Oh, no no honey...

Let me see 12 more pairs of shoes to see if they go with that outfit better. If they don't go PERFECTLY, let's go and buy some that do.

I L-O-V-E shoe shopping with you.[/quote]

[url="http://www.maikklaus.de/images/bundy2.jpg"]http://www.maikklaus.de/images/bundy2.jpg[/url]

Just like him

[quote name='mcts' post='1737854' date='Dec 29 2008, 04:49 PM']i quite enjoy sunburn, actually.[/quote]

But sun burns are healthy for you.

[quote name='CatherineM' post='1737859' date='Dec 29 2008, 04:51 PM']I love paying for my car insurance.[/quote]

Bring in the jaws of life

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[quote name='T-Bone _' post='1738132' date='Dec 29 2008, 08:53 PM']Another Thorazine pill, please![/quote]

They help, but not as much as Marijuana!

[quote name='CatherineM' post='1738146' date='Dec 29 2008, 09:01 PM']I love the smell of sweaty guys.[/quote]

Wow, thanks for the advice.

[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1738158' date='Dec 29 2008, 09:05 PM']Of course I don't mind if you smoke.[/quote]

What about this kid.

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[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1738268' date='Dec 29 2008, 10:05 PM']You wanna borrow my Porsche?[/quote]

Come on share!

[quote name='icelandic_iceskater' post='1738269' date='Dec 29 2008, 10:06 PM']I love being on a diet[/quote]

As long as you're not on a Bolemic Diet, you're fine!

[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1738271' date='Dec 29 2008, 10:06 PM']I'm so glad I just gained 30 lbs.[/quote]

What about an Annerexic girl who has finally become healthy? That statement is cruel, and drives them away from here!

[quote name='Sparky' post='1738276' date='Dec 29 2008, 10:08 PM']Shoot me[/quote]

My Pleasure.

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Mr_Private_Person

[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1745809' date='Jan 8 2009, 12:54 AM']Wow let's make this whole thread about you. Wait, it already is.[/quote]

LOL!

Take it easy :smokey: ! Life is full of expected surprises, like who would guess I would just come back for a night just to have some fun.

Don't worry, this weekend, I'll be too busy doing more important things than spreading chaos into this message board. I have four low-res characters and a street to create.

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