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[quote name='dominicansoul' post='1731692' date='Dec 18 2008, 09:47 PM']i set my hair on fire once, while making a profound inclination during Vespers while holding a candle....[/quote]

Ooh, that's not good! NOte to self: Hold candle away from hair!

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[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1731714' date='Dec 18 2008, 10:55 PM']That one is my FAVORITE!! And Kramer stole a Latvian Orthodox nun or soemthing..[/quote]


She fell for him, he had the Kavorkah.

The Priest cured him though.

Interestingly enough, the thought that was a made up Church, untill the Latvian Orthodox Patriarch wrote them a letter thanking them for bringing attention to their faith :P

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[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1731719' date='Dec 18 2008, 10:56 PM']Ooh, that's not good! NOte to self: Hold candle away from hair![/quote]


At my grandmother's funeral I spilled wax in my hair while the Bishop was reading the Gospel. :unsure:

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dominicansoul

[quote name='Hassan' post='1731712' date='Dec 18 2008, 09:54 PM']ummm....

erghm....

You didn;t do that, it was a secret, secret Muslim attack :detective:

sorry :weep:[/quote]


[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1731719' date='Dec 18 2008, 09:56 PM']Ooh, that's not good! NOte to self: Hold candle away from hair![/quote]

it really stunk...i didn't know burning human hair could smell so bad....

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dominicansoul

[quote name='Hassan' post='1731725' date='Dec 18 2008, 09:59 PM']At my grandmother's funeral I spilled wax in my hair while the Bishop was reading the Gospel. :unsure:[/quote]
did you get it out with peanut butter?

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[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1731728' date='Dec 18 2008, 11:01 PM']I've never been to a Catholic funeral.[/quote]

Episcopalian funeral. My grandfather is an Episcpalian priest

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[quote name='dominicansoul' post='1731729' date='Dec 18 2008, 11:01 PM']did you get it out with peanut butter?[/quote]


nope, just pulled it out. and washed it out.

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dominicansoul

[quote name='Hassan' post='1731732' date='Dec 18 2008, 10:03 PM']nope, just pulled it out. and washed it out.[/quote]
fire would have gotten it out faster, i bet...

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[quote name='CatherineM' post='1731582' date='Dec 18 2008, 08:21 PM']My sacred scripture professor next semester if from France. I'm pretty sure the French aren't mad at him though.[/quote]

Speak for yourself.

:P

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[quote name='Didacus' post='1731880' date='Dec 19 2008, 06:16 AM']Speak for yourself.

:P[/quote]

Well, he is married to a British woman. Maybe the women of France would take that as an insult.

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[quote name='CatherineM' post='1731927' date='Dec 19 2008, 11:52 AM']Well, he is married to a British woman. Maybe the women of France would take that as an insult.[/quote]

Yay British! :detective:

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