Diary Of A Secret Muslim>.>

[Hassan]

So....

Apparently one of my professors next semester was a naughty boy. He fled Iran (where he was a professor/in govt) and spilled the beans

[img]http://www.worth1000.com/entries/142500/142742JpRO_w.jpg[/img]



As they say on some stuff they were doing when he was over here.

So now the Iranian govt is not happy with him


....but what the poor darling could not have anticipated was having in his very class....


[img]http://www.moremuslimthanobama.com/moremuslimthanobama/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/muslim_cat.jpg[/img]

[size=7]A SECRET MUSLIM AKA MYSELF! [/size]


this should be interesting

[CatherineM]

My sacred scripture professor next semester if from France. I'm pretty sure the French aren't mad at him though.

[Hassan]

[quote name='CatherineM' post='1731582' date='Dec 18 2008, 08:21 PM']My sacred scripture professor next semester if from France. I'm pretty sure the French aren't mad at him though.[/quote]

The fellow in question speaks French, perhapse they are one and the same

No, but I think he divulged something about Nuclear technology or human rights or something.

and perhapse the French are angry at him, is there anyone secretly French in your class?

[Saint Therese]

The French are awesome. They're really into coagulated milk, and I just have to respect that.

[Selah]

[quote]They're really into coagulated milk, and I just have to respect that.[/quote]

but it's blue!

[Hassan]

[quote name='Selah' post='1731603' date='Dec 18 2008, 09:21 PM']but it's blue! [/quote]


what's that, like blue coagulated milk?

[Hassan]

Why does "coagulated milk" become coagulated milk on this board?

[CatherineM]

[quote name='Hassan' post='1731600' date='Dec 18 2008, 07:16 PM']The fellow in question speaks French, perhapse they are one and the same

No, but I think he divulged something about Nuclear technology or human rights or something.

and perhapse the French are angry at him, is there anyone secretly French in your class?[/quote]

My classmates are seminarians and catholic school teachers and foreign priests. The only foreigners (besides myself of course) are Africans and Ukrainians. Some may speak French though since it is one of the official languages here.

[Hassan]

[quote name='CatherineM' post='1731618' date='Dec 18 2008, 09:39 PM']My classmates are seminarians and catholic school teachers and foreign priests. The only foreigners (besides myself of course) are Africans and Ukrainians. Some may speak French though since it is one of the official languages here.[/quote]

Lol.

Ukranians.

ok, in Russian for prepositions destinations are usually preceded by "в".

So, I work in the library
Я работаю [i]в[/i] библиотеке

But with certain things like open spaces, or Islands it's preceded by the preposition "на"

But for some odd reason Ukrain is treated like an open space, like an Island.

Я живу на Украине

rather than a "real country" like Russia

Я живу в России

I don't know, but for whatever reason I find that funny.

Probably because of the episode of Seinfield with the Ukranian guy on the train while Kramer and Newman were playing Risk

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzLtF_PxbYw"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzLtF_PxbYw[/url]

It's like "Zing! Take that Ukrain"

[Saint Therese]

Do Muslims wear muslin?

[Hassan]

[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1731624' date='Dec 18 2008, 09:54 PM']Do Muslims wear muslin?[/quote]


It was from the ME, so I suppose.

[Saint Therese]

Here's an even more important question: ARe they cat people or dog people?

[Hassan]

[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1731633' date='Dec 18 2008, 10:04 PM']Here's an even more important question: ARe they cat people or dog people?[/quote]


Most secret Muslims are kitties. I believe you saw my photo in the OP

[Saint Therese]

ARe there secret nuns who are kitties? And if so, how do I become one?

[Hassan]

[quote name='Saint Therese' post='1731642' date='Dec 18 2008, 10:16 PM']ARe there secret nuns who are kitties? And if so, how do I become one?[/quote]


It's a specail training program. First you have to read "Death and the Deverish" by Mesa Selimovic after your Croatian friend recomends it. Then when you join phatmass pick the name "Hassan" after the protagonists friend who is unrecogniziable after returning from Al-Anzar and taking up drinking, gambling and marries a Catholic woman as a vague allusion to your own fall from orthodoxy (in my case Catholicism) and the various existential question the book raised which you find interesting. Finially develop an odd affection for kitties, particulairly pictures of kitties with funny captions, and then be mistaken for a Muslim on phatmass.


After then you get turned into a Secret Muslim kitty:detective:

It works for everyone, Nun or not

Edited December 19, 2008 by Hassan