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doesn't anyone like shamrock shakes? :)


Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.

But come you back when summer's in the meadow
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow
'tis I'll be there in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

And if you come, when all the flowers are dying
And I am dead, as dead I well may be
You'll come and find the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me.

And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me
And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be
If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me
I simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

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[quote name='God Conquers' date='Mar 12 2004, 03:49 PM'] hahahaha.... WOW, it wouldn't be St. Patty's day without a dancing banana... [/quote]
Hahahah!

:banana:

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[b][font="Times"][color=green]Well it's lonesome away from your kindred and all
By the camp fire at night,
Where the wild dingos call.
But there's nothin' so lonesome,
Morbid or drear
Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer.

Now the publican's anxious for the quota to come
And there's a far away look on the face of the bum.
The maids got all cranky,
And the cooks acting quear.
What a terrible place, is a pub with no beer.

Then the stockman rides up with his dry dusty throat.
He presses up to the bar and pulls a wad from his coat.
But the smile on his face quickly turns to a sneer
As the barman says sadly,
"The pubs got no beer."

Then the swaggy comes in smothered in dust and flies.
He throws down his roll and rubs the sweat from his eyes.
But when he is told he says, "What's this I hear?
I've trudged fifty flamin' miles
To a pub with no beer!"

Now there's a dog on the veranda for his master he waits,
But the boss is inside drinkin' wine with his mates.
He hurries for cover and he cringes with fear.
It's no place for a dog,
Round a pub with no beer.

And old Billie the Blacksmith, the first time in his life,
Why, he's gone home cold sober to his darling wife.
He walks in the kitchen she says, "You're early, Bill dear."
But then he breaks down
And he tells her
That the pub's got no beer.

Well its hard to believe that there's customers still,
But the money's still tinkling in the old ancient til.
The wine dots are happy
And I know they're sincere
When they say they don't care if the pubs got no beer.[/color][/font][/b]

Edited by MrsFrozen
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littleflower+JMJ

i wish i was irish -_-


however i DID do a powerpoint presentation in My computer class over the country IRELAND where i spent 50 slides on both st. patrick, his story and the Cathedral :punk:

i got a good grade too.........my teacher loved it......cuz she's also catholic :rolling: :sweat:

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IcePrincessKRS

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Mar 12 2004, 05:17 PM'] I'm pretty sure that this topic is not being discussed on the Baptist Board...

:beer: [/quote]
haha Thats so true! My sister's husband is from Ireland. One summer she went over there and stayed with his family and worked in a pub. Talking with his family is so fun. His dad pronounces my name (Katie) Cat-tea. When the little kids try to correct him on how to pronounce it he emphasizes the accent between the two syllables. He's a funny man.

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homeschoolmom

[quote name='littleflower' date='JMJ+Mar 12 2004, 10:25 PM'] say i've never tried a shamrock shake!

are they good? :unsure: [/quote]
They taste like Scope shakes.

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lilac_angel

They're good green shakes witha hinta mint!! Think mint chocolate chip without the chips...and extra thick vanilla ice cream makes it extra yummm...

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My grandfather told this great joke when he was voted Irishman of the Year a few years ago.

Once at an all-boys school, one of the priests, Fr. Murphy, was preaching at Mass.

Fr. Murphy said, "Stand up all you young men who want to go to Heaven."

And, of course, everyone stood up.

Then Fr. Murphy said, "Stand up all you young men who want to go to Hell."

Well, of course, nobody stood up. That is, except O'Reilly. Fr. Murphy frowned at him and shouted at him,

"O'Reilly! Do you want to go to Hell?!!"

And O'Reilly said, "No, Father. I don't want to go to Hell. But I just didn't like seeing you there, standing by yourself."

:lol:

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