VeraMaria Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 (edited) Once upon a time, in Ancient Rome, there was a very powerful Emperor , whose favorite hobby besides picking his nose and burping Rome's Pledge of Allegiance was finding Christians and watching as they were killed in his Colloseum. His name was..... Edited August 7, 2003 by VeraMaria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantstopdancin9 Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 Supercalifregalisticexpialidocious, but they called him Al for short. Everyone worshiped the ground he walked on (if they thought otherwise...I mean, hey...they were kinda eaten by lions and stuff). One day Al was looking out his window when.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted August 8, 2003 Author Share Posted August 8, 2003 He saw that the temple of the goddess Venus was on fire. He decided to amuse himself by roasting someone alive, ("Since it's such a big fire and all.....") Al was trying to decide who the lucky person was going to be, when his eyes fell on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted August 8, 2003 Author Share Posted August 8, 2003 ...(let me continue) Al's eyes fell on ....(help here, I'm not the most creative person on the planet.... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanHooty Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 A rather heavyset and bumbling merchant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted August 8, 2003 Author Share Posted August 8, 2003 ...who was selling green cows and horses made of candy.... (is this too weird??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Huether Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 So Al has his henchman # 1, named glutius maximus, go to arrest the overweight merchant. But by the time he gets there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Huether Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 ... The merchant is gone! So glutius maximus has no idea what to do! He knows that if he returns empty handed he himself will be burnt toast. So glutius maximus devises a way to trick the Emperor. H finds some old clothes and a mask, and he makes a fake merchant. While the Emperor is on the 5th floor of the castle, well out of range for a clear view of the "merchant", glutius maximus calls up to him and tells him that he'll personally toast the merchant in the blazing fire. So the Emperor gives his permission - but insists that he would like to see the heavy-set merchant sizzle. So glutius maximus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantstopdancin9 Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 ....says "Oh your highness, haven't you heard? There's a new law that says you can't watch mercants burn in fires...must be them democrats." The emperor rolls his eyes, says "Well can we roast some chicken for dinner? That's not illegal is it?" and continues strolling along the fifth floor after telling Glutius to put the mercant in the dungeons. It was then that Glutius... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted August 9, 2003 Author Share Posted August 9, 2003 passed out. When he opened his eyes, he noticed that he was in another century and country. Suddenly he was in.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanHooty Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 18th century England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantstopdancin9 Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 (edited) ::: oh come on! you can do better than that! I can't work with this! ::: :P Edited August 10, 2003 by cantstopdancin9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted August 11, 2003 Author Share Posted August 11, 2003 Poor Glutius had no idea what was going on. He was in the middle of a town square. He started looking around, and found a stand selling fruit. He was looking at all these strange fruits he'd never seen before, when a bored-sounding said "Can I help you, sir?". He looked up, and saw a very familiar face. Who could it be but.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TempleofVesarius Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 <mine was better > But a "re-incarnation" of the emporer, (its actually his great great great great great great great great grand nephew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantstopdancin9 Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 *bump* :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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