Aloysius Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 lol... are you sure you got it? hehe i thought it was clever! of course, i'm biased, but still... do you need me to explain it again? :rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 [quote name='Aloysius' date='Mar 6 2004, 11:57 PM']lol... are you sure you got it? hehe i thought it was clever! of course, i'm biased, but still... do you need me to explain it again? :rotfl: [/quote] Yeah, now what was it again...? It hits the bull in the eye (because it never MISSES the bull's eye, right?). But it doesn't destroy the fort because it's an indestructible fort... so bull's eye gone... fort okay... is this right, Al??? PS to Bro. Adam... I really am trying to come up with the right answer... I LOVE logic, but I am just in a giddy mood... hope we aren't irritating you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frozencell Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 [quote name='Brother Adam' date='Mar 6 2004, 05:34 PM'] 2. A remote town has two hair salons. The first one has a dirty mirror, a floor covered with hair, and the hairdresser has a horrible hair cut. The second one has a clean mirror, there is no hair on the floor and the hairdresser has a perfect haircut. Which one do you go to? [/quote] The dirty one. That's obviously where the one with the perfect haircut got her hair cut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colleen Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 bump tell us the answer to number 3! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Adam Posted March 7, 2004 Author Share Posted March 7, 2004 I gave you the answer on page 2 5. You find shelter in a mountain lodge on a windy night. When you go in, you find only a match, a candle, a sheet of newspaper, and a torch. You need to light the fireplace. What would you light first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 The match, of course! Otherwise, how could you light everything else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stargirl3:16 Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 6. A man walks into a bar and orders some water. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man said "thank you" and left. Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Adam Posted March 7, 2004 Author Share Posted March 7, 2004 The man had hickups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stargirl3:16 Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 Right! here's another one. 7. a woman is drinking coffee in a diner when she spots a fly in the cup. she has the waiter bring her a new cup, but when she tastes the coffee, she says, "Hey waiter! this is the same cup of coffee!" How did she know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebirth flame Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 she swallowed the fly, maybe??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Adam Posted March 7, 2004 Author Share Posted March 7, 2004 lipstick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 [quote]1. What is there in the middle of a cigar?[/quote] Why, a "g" of course! [quote]2. A remote town has two hair salons. The first one has a dirty mirror, a floor covered with hair, and the hairdresser has a horrible hair cut. The second one has a clean mirror, there is no hair on the floor and the hairdresser has a perfect haircut. Which one do you go to?[/quote] The first one, they get more business. [quote] 3. A super-accurate bomb, one that always hits the bull's-eye and destroys it, hits an indestructible fort. What will happen?[/quote] It's the end of the world as we know it, yes, it's the end of the world as we know it... [quote] 4. A dog is tied to a 15 foot leash, how can it reach a bone that is 20 feet away?[/quote] It goes as far as it can and then turns around so that its back end is farther out than the leash can reach. [quote]5. You find shelter in a mountain lodge on a windy night. When you go in, you find only a match, a candle, a sheet of newspaper, and a torch. You need to light the fireplace. What would you light first?[/quote] The match, duh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willguy Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 [quote name='stargirl3:16' date='Mar 7 2004, 02:31 PM'] Right! here's another one. 7. a woman is drinking coffee in a diner when she spots a fly in the cup. she has the waiter bring her a new cup, but when she tastes the coffee, she says, "Hey waiter! this is the same cup of coffee!" How did she know? [/quote] She had put sugar, cream, and/or milk in it. Probably sugar because it doesn't change the color, otherwise the waiter would have noticed and brought her a fresh cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iacobus Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 I man goes to the gas station every day before work and puts $.25 of gas in his car. After a few weeks of this the gas station cleck says "For not too costly a reapir that can be fixed." What was wrong with the man's car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 [quote]I man goes to the gas station every day before work and puts $.25 of gas in his car. After a few weeks of this the gas station cleck says "For not too costly a reapir that can be fixed." What was wrong with the man's car?[/quote] He ran out of gas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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