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How would you play chess if all the peices were one color or all the peices were different colors?

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NewReformation

What happened to common sense?

Like my grandaddy used to say, Common just ain't common no more.

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I think the black man is racist for comparing the black chess pieces to black people, because black people are actually brown, not black. And I'm also offended that he'd compare the white pieces to white people, because white people are actually light orange.

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I don't know why anyone would draw the line between chess and race. I always thought of the colors as a way to tell the two sides apart. Plus if you connect the two sides to races than like dUST said be the racist one for focusing on the the race issues?

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Thy Geekdom Come

From www.tonguetied.us, a site that lists absolutely goofy political correctness stuff...

[quote]A devoted chess player named Bill Ware believe chess as it is currently played is racist and wants to change the rules to eliminate it,  [url="http://www.southerndigest.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2004/03/02/4044c44d1aa8a"]according to the Southern Digest[/url], the student newspaper at Southern University in Baton Rouge, La.

Ware says the fact that white moves first and black is forced to play defense "states that white is better than black" and represents a form of racism.

His solution is Algebra Chess, in which the white and black pieces are replaced by pieces of different colors and the determining factor on who moves first depends on what square the queen sits on.[/quote]

To see the actual article, click on "according to the Southern Digest".

[quote] I think the black man is racist for comparing the black chess pieces to black people, because black people are actually brown, not black.[/quote]

No...not quite, I have a friend from the Sudan...he's definitely black...

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IcePrincessKRS

I think both sides are racist for neglecting those of us who are "in between colors." :haha:

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[quote name='IcePrincessKRS' date='Mar 5 2004, 01:59 PM'] I think both sides are racist for neglecting those of us who are "in between colors." :haha: [/quote]
holla.

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Jake Huether

Shoot. I think we should sue paper companies.

Why don't they make black paper.

Or MS Word - Why is the default set to white background and black letters??


Huh? Huh? I want answers or I'm suing!

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