Funny Quotes By Politicians

[StColette]

Please post only funny quotes and not mean spirited quotes. This is to give some light heartedness to the Election Section. Anyway... start posting.



"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech."
--George W. Bush, to Pope Benedict, Washington, D.C., April 15, 2008

[geauxsaints26]

“As far as exaggerations, I was in the moment,”
New Orleans Mayor, Ray Nagin

[dominicansoul]

“I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.”
President Richard Nixon

[samfran08x3]

[quote name='StColette' post='1547275' date='May 28 2008, 09:27 PM']Please post only funny quotes and not mean spirited quotes. This is to give some light heartedness to the Election Section. Anyway... start posting.
"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech."
--George W. Bush, to Pope Benedict, Washington, D.C., April 15, 2008[/quote]


WHAT THE....He really said that?? well there you go america...thats your president. lol Your holiness...George is one funny guy!

[aalpha1989]

[quote name='dominicansoul' post='1547492' date='May 28 2008, 10:39 PM']“I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.”
President Richard Nixon[/quote]

haha gotta love im.

[StColette]

"When we were in college we used to take a popcorn popper -- because that was the only thing they would let us have in the dorms -- and fry squirrels in the popcorn popper." --Mike Huckabee


ROFLLLLLLLLLL

[StColette]

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Dan Quayle


"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Dan Quayle

[Archaeology cat]

[quote name='StColette' post='1547275' date='May 29 2008, 02:27 AM']Please post only funny quotes and not mean spirited quotes. This is to give some light heartedness to the Election Section. Anyway... start posting.
"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech."
--George W. Bush, to Pope Benedict, Washington, D.C., April 15, 2008[/quote]
I didn't believe it at first, but then I found [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXwqQFS8t6o"]a clip of it[/url].

[quote name='StColette' post='1548209' date='May 29 2008, 05:01 PM']"When we were in college we used to take a popcorn popper -- because that was the only thing they would let us have in the dorms -- and fry squirrels in the popcorn popper." --Mike Huckabee
ROFLLLLLLLLLL[/quote]

[ardillacid]

"I have a wife who genuinely loves to fish. I mean, she will take the lead and ask me to go out fishing, and joyfully comes here, she loves football, she'll go to hockey games. Now, if I could only get her to have sex with me.'"

Pawlenty

Edited May 29, 2008 by notardillacid

[StColette]

[quote name='Archaeology cat' post='1548399' date='May 29 2008, 03:00 PM']I didn't believe it at first, but then I found [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXwqQFS8t6o"]a clip of it[/url].
[/quote]

lol I was watching the speech that day on EWTN and heard him say it lol I about fell out of my chair

[Thy Geekdom Come]

"Alaska has more oil than the entire United States of America."

-Bill Clinton (paraphrase)

[StColette]

"Thanks for the question, you little jerk." --after being asked by a high school student if he was too old to be president. For good measure, McCain then threatened to draft him.

[StColette]

"I'm from Hope, Arkansas, you may have heard of it. All I'm asking is, give us one more chance." - Mike Huckabee

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

[MIKolbe]

"no new taxes"

[dominicansoul]

"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming."
Jimmy Carter.