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Cure of Ars

[quote name='Lil Red' post='1521718' date='May 7 2008, 07:23 PM']+J.M.J.+
:rolleyes: this thread is lame.[/quote]


You do know that this thread is about yo mama, and yo mama is not lame.

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[quote name='dust (the ultra-handsome' post='1520669' date='May 6 2008, 04:07 PM']Yo momma is so smart, she can win a game of connect four in only three moves.[/quote]that is totally a chuck norris joke. tsk.

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Your mama is so fast she prayed the stations of the cross in two seconds.



Your mama is so philosphical she lives in plato's cave.



Your mama's teeth are so white she was poached for ivory.

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[quote name='Cure of Ars' post='1522028' date='May 8 2008, 12:43 AM']Yo mama so holy that standing in her shadow cures athlete's foot.[/quote]
:smokey:

Yo momma is so holy that standing in her shadow turns your foot into an athlete's actual foot.

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Yo momma is so nice and holy when she steps on an ant she adds that ant to her prayer intentions.

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Cure of Ars

Yo mama so holy that you are a relic. Only problem is that Phatmass Church Scholars are not in agreement on if you are a first or a third class relic, schism could ensue.

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yo momma's so fine, sharpie now makes pens in "regular, fine, ultra fine and yo momma"

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Yo mama's so strong that she doesn't do push-ups--she pushes the world away from her.




(Something tells me I've heard a version of that one before).

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