Cure of Ars Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 [quote name='Lil Red' post='1521718' date='May 7 2008, 07:23 PM']+J.M.J.+ this thread is lame.[/quote] You do know that this thread is about yo mama, and yo mama is not lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icelandic_iceskater Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 [quote name='dust (the ultra-handsome' post='1520669' date='May 6 2008, 04:07 PM']Yo momma is so smart, she can win a game of connect four in only three moves.[/quote]that is totally a chuck norris joke. tsk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pontifex Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Your mama is so fast she prayed the stations of the cross in two seconds. Your mama is so philosphical she lives in plato's cave. Your mama's teeth are so white she was poached for ivory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure of Ars Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Yo mama so holy that standing in her shadow cures athlete's foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted May 8, 2008 Author Share Posted May 8, 2008 [quote name='Cure of Ars' post='1522028' date='May 8 2008, 12:43 AM']Yo mama so holy that standing in her shadow cures athlete's foot.[/quote] Yo momma is so holy that standing in her shadow turns your foot into an athlete's actual foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure of Ars Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Yo mama so holy that pope b16 add "St. yo mama" to the litany of the saints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted May 8, 2008 Author Share Posted May 8, 2008 Yo momma is so nice and holy when she steps on an ant she adds that ant to her prayer intentions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icelandic_iceskater Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Yo momma's so cool she invented sliced bread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Yo momma's so cool, Mary is her bff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure of Ars Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 (edited) Yo mama so holy that you are a relic. Only problem is that Phatmass Church Scholars are not in agreement on if you are a first or a third class relic, schism could ensue. Edited May 9, 2008 by Cure of Ars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrestia Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Yo Momma's so filled with love, Legion gave up on tempting her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 yo momma's so fine, sharpie now makes pens in "regular, fine, ultra fine and yo momma" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Might Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Yo momma is so cool, she has more Phatmass posts than you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odysseus Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Yo mama's so strong that she doesn't do push-ups--she pushes the world away from her. (Something tells me I've heard a version of that one before). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 yo momma's so saintly, Mother Teresa changed her title to aunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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