dUSt Posted May 6, 2008 Author Share Posted May 6, 2008 You momma is so cool she can slam a revolving door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted May 6, 2008 Author Share Posted May 6, 2008 Yo momma is so smart, she can win a game of connect four in only three moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawk Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Yo momma is so smart, people ask her before checking Google. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Yo momma's so smart.. she knows Karate AND Ca-Ray-Zay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawk Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Yo momma is so Catholic, she can meditate on all twenty Rosary mysteries at the same time. Yo momma is such an awesome Catholic apologist, her legs are nicknamed Scripture and Tradition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted May 6, 2008 Author Share Posted May 6, 2008 Yo momma is so Catholic she can keep track of which bead of the rosary she's on using only a spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawk Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Yo momma knows papal teachings so well, people call her "Da Encyclipedia." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
let_go_let_God Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Yo mama so fly, she's faster than her Guardian Angel. God bless- LGLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 [quote name='dust (the ultra-handsome' post='1520853' date='May 6 2008, 05:46 PM']Yo momma is so Catholic she can keep track of which bead of the rosary she's on using only a spoon.[/quote] yo momma's so philosophical, she knows there is no spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin86 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Yo momma is so hydrated she has invisible pee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin86 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Yo momma is so Catholic she miraculously broke the second law of thermodynamics, and made a car run on Holy Water! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure of Ars Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 (edited) Yo mama is so smart that she discovered the big bang theory when you came home past your curfew. Edited May 7, 2008 by Cure of Ars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure of Ars Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 (edited) Yo Mama so nice she actually laughs at my jokes. Edited May 7, 2008 by Cure of Ars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 [quote name='Justin86' post='1521274' date='May 7 2008, 09:48 AM']Yo momma is so Catholic she miraculously broke the second law of thermodynamics, and made a car run on Holy Water![/quote] Yo momma's so funny, she makes up for your jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 +J.M.J.+ this thread is lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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