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Yo momma is so Catholic, she can meditate on all twenty Rosary mysteries at the same time.

Yo momma is such an awesome Catholic apologist, her legs are nicknamed Scripture and Tradition.

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Yo momma is so Catholic she can keep track of which bead of the rosary she's on using only a spoon.

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[quote name='dust (the ultra-handsome' post='1520853' date='May 6 2008, 05:46 PM']Yo momma is so Catholic she can keep track of which bead of the rosary she's on using only a spoon.[/quote]
yo momma's so philosophical, she knows there is no spoon.

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Yo momma is so Catholic she miraculously broke the second law of thermodynamics, and made a car run on Holy Water!

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Yo mama is so smart that she discovered the big bang theory when you came home past your curfew.

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Yo Mama so nice she actually laughs at my jokes.

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[quote name='Justin86' post='1521274' date='May 7 2008, 09:48 AM']Yo momma is so Catholic she miraculously broke the second law of thermodynamics, and made a car run on Holy Water![/quote]


Yo momma's so funny, she makes up for your jokes.

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