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Yo momma's so phat, her first Catholic hip hop album went platinum in less than one hour of its release.

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Yo momma is so Catholic, her kids can form their own basketball team... [b]in the same age bracket.[/b]

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Yo momma is so tough, she doesn't have a chin under her beard, just another fist... wait, that's Chuck Norris... but yo momma is still pretty tough.

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[quote name='Justin86' post='1517916' date='May 3 2008, 11:02 PM']Who's Oedipus?[/quote]
:hehe:

[quote name='Cure of Ars' post='1518596' date='May 4 2008, 05:35 PM']Yo mama is so wise that when she talked with Dr Laura Schlessinger, that Laura admitted that she was wrong, they had a good cry, and now she calls yo mama every week for advice.[/quote]
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[quote name='dust (the ultra-handsome' post='1519948' date='May 5 2008, 08:18 PM']Yo momma is so holy, she can strain spaghetti.[/quote]
:lol_roll:

Yo momma is so cool, I need a sweater to say hi.

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[quote name='MIkolbe' post='1520412' date='May 6 2008, 01:21 PM']yo momma's so Catholic.. eight AIN'T enough!!!![/quote]
:)) :lol:

Yo momma is so fit, Nike is coming out with a new shoe called "Air Yo Mommas".

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[quote name='Seven77' post='1520476' date='May 6 2008, 02:20 PM']Yo momma is so dope she can take all the phatmass emcees in a 8 hour freestyle battle.[/quote]
Not hard.

Yo momma is so fresh she doesn't smell like Teen Spirit, she smells like Holy Spirit.

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