MIKolbe Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 yo momma's so dope, dust (the ultra-handsome) returns her emails!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissyP89 Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Yo momma's so Catholic she got a room full of holy babies!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawk Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Yo momma's so phat, her first Catholic hip hop album went platinum in less than one hour of its release. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kujo Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Yo mamma's so sweet, she gave me a tooth ache when I saw her at daily mass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawk Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Yo momma's such a pious Catholic, she prays centuries on her rosary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted May 6, 2008 Author Share Posted May 6, 2008 Yo momma is so beautiful, Beyonce is her "before" picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted May 6, 2008 Author Share Posted May 6, 2008 Yo momma is so Catholic, her kids can form their own basketball team... [b]in the same age bracket.[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted May 6, 2008 Author Share Posted May 6, 2008 Yo momma prays so much she has knee pad implants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted May 6, 2008 Author Share Posted May 6, 2008 Yo momma is so tough, she doesn't have a chin under her beard, just another fist... wait, that's Chuck Norris... but yo momma is still pretty tough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prose Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 [quote name='Justin86' post='1517916' date='May 3 2008, 11:02 PM']Who's Oedipus?[/quote] [quote name='Cure of Ars' post='1518596' date='May 4 2008, 05:35 PM']Yo mama is so wise that when she talked with Dr Laura Schlessinger, that Laura admitted that she was wrong, they had a good cry, and now she calls yo mama every week for advice.[/quote] [quote name='dust (the ultra-handsome' post='1519948' date='May 5 2008, 08:18 PM']Yo momma is so holy, she can strain spaghetti.[/quote] Yo momma is so cool, I need a sweater to say hi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 yo momma's so Catholic.. eight AIN'T enough!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted May 6, 2008 Author Share Posted May 6, 2008 [quote name='MIkolbe' post='1520412' date='May 6 2008, 01:21 PM']yo momma's so Catholic.. eight AIN'T enough!!!![/quote] Yo momma is so fit, Nike is coming out with a new shoe called "Air Yo Mommas". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seven77 Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Yo momma is so dope she can take all the phatmass emcees in a 8 hour freestyle battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted May 6, 2008 Author Share Posted May 6, 2008 [quote name='Seven77' post='1520476' date='May 6 2008, 02:20 PM']Yo momma is so dope she can take all the phatmass emcees in a 8 hour freestyle battle.[/quote] Not hard. Yo momma is so fresh she doesn't smell like Teen Spirit, she smells like Holy Spirit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawk Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Yo momma has so much faith, she could move the Rocky Mountains with the blink of an eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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