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[quote name='Justin86' post='1517916' date='May 4 2008, 12:02 AM']Who's Oedipus?[/quote]

ROFL

[url="http://www.cliffsnotes.com/WileyCDA/LitNote/Oedipus-Trilogy-Oedipus-the-King-About-the-Play-A-Brief-Synopsis.id-100,pageNum-8.html"]Oedipus Cliff Notes[/url]

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yo momma's so smart, she found the square root of -1 WITHOUT using [i]i[/i]

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Thy Geekdom Come

Yo mamma's got such good design sense she painted your sista's room with ponies that eat rainbows and mushy mud pie butterflies.

Guess that movie!

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Thy Geekdom Come

Yo mamma's so sweet she hasn't told you yet that the "real" Fluffy died when you were three!

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Thy Geekdom Come

Okay...gotta be nice to the moms...so, making sure to remain completely charitable to the mother...

Yo momma's so patient she hasn't kicked your lazy worthless bum out of the house yet!

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Dust's Sister

[quote name='Greyhawk' post='1518073' date='May 4 2008, 07:01 AM']Yo momma is so phat, she's an admin at phatmass.com.[/quote]

hahahahaha

[quote name='Cure of Ars' post='1518285' date='May 4 2008, 11:26 AM']Yo mama is so tuff that she scares Chuck Norris![/quote]

lmbo!....



I'll try one

Yo' Momma's such a good cooker that she had a restaurant named Momma's Kitchen, and gave out free tacos, so very tasty and good for you,, so very tasty and good for you,, so very tasty and good for you,.

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Cure of Ars

Yo mama is so wise that when she talked with Dr Laura Schlessinger, that Laura admitted that she was wrong, they had a good cry, and now she calls yo mama every week for advice.

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Yo mama is so Catholic, a bunch of Popes took her name for their papal name.

Yo mama is so smart, she got extra credit on the IQ test.

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Yo mama so holy and humble she reminds me of the Blessed Mother!

Yo mama gave birth to you AND raised you in the faith.

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