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Yo momma jokes, only the NICE version.

I'l start.

Yo momma is so polite, she once held the door for a week!

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Yo momma is so nice, she uses the driveway for an ironing board... for all the neighbors!

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[quote name='Justin86' post='1517851' date='May 3 2008, 11:14 PM']But what if we just can't bring ourselves to do the nice version?[/quote]
Yo momma is such a good parent, she taught her kids "you can do anything you put your mind to!"

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[quote name='Justin86' post='1517916' date='May 4 2008, 12:02 AM']Who's Oedipus?[/quote]


:lol_roll:


Your mama's so theological she directed a new hit movie called, "I Know What you Did Last Summa."

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[quote name='MIkolbe' post='1517891' date='May 3 2008, 11:39 PM']Oedipus would like it.
:mellow:[/quote]
LOL

[quote name='Justin86' post='1517916' date='May 4 2008, 12:02 AM']Who's Oedipus?[/quote]

He was the guy who was in love with his mom...Freud built his Oedipus complex off of it.

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KnightofChrist

Your mama is so nice I told her it was chili outside she got me a cup.

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Yo momma so nice when I told her Obama supporters were just drink'n the KoolAid, she asked me if I wanted some of hers!

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