dUSt Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Yo momma jokes, only the NICE version. I'l start. Yo momma is so polite, she once held the door for a week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted May 4, 2008 Author Share Posted May 4, 2008 Yo momma is so smart, she knows how to surf the [b]out[/b]ernet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted May 4, 2008 Author Share Posted May 4, 2008 Yo momma is so nice, she uses the driveway for an ironing board... for all the neighbors! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted May 4, 2008 Author Share Posted May 4, 2008 Yo momma looks so young, her birth certificate still has the wrapper on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bus Station Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Yo momma is so giving, she gave me waffle fries... fo' free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin86 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 But what if we just can't bring ourselves to do the nice version? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted May 4, 2008 Author Share Posted May 4, 2008 [quote name='Justin86' post='1517851' date='May 3 2008, 11:14 PM']But what if we just can't bring ourselves to do the nice version?[/quote] Yo momma is such a good parent, she taught her kids "you can do anything you put your mind to!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Yo momma's so cool, she gives penguins the chills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin86 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Your momma's so hot she don't need a stove to cook. How was that one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Oedipus would like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin86 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Who's Oedipus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pontifex Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 [quote name='Justin86' post='1517916' date='May 4 2008, 12:02 AM']Who's Oedipus?[/quote] Your mama's so theological she directed a new hit movie called, "I Know What you Did Last Summa." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picchick Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 [quote name='MIkolbe' post='1517891' date='May 3 2008, 11:39 PM']Oedipus would like it. [/quote] LOL [quote name='Justin86' post='1517916' date='May 4 2008, 12:02 AM']Who's Oedipus?[/quote] He was the guy who was in love with his mom...Freud built his Oedipus complex off of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightofChrist Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Your mama is so nice I told her it was chili outside she got me a cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin86 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Yo momma so nice when I told her Obama supporters were just drink'n the KoolAid, she asked me if I wanted some of hers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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