Freestyle Keystyles

[kujo]

[quote name='the Apologist' post='1528374' date='May 14 2008, 01:16 PM']Oops i meant 9 -5-4 but what more can i say
i just moved down here to teach the Dolphins how to play
you get me? have you asked Mickey if he listens to 50?
Silly how these guys can't drive here but they own Bentley's
I live off of University homie so you got it right
but make a left on my street when you reach the light
i graduate next year, 0-9 here we come!
play'n back my student loans cause interest rates are dumb[/quote]

I got respect for my man who is getting edumacated
And I'm thinkin' that our meeting may in fact be fated
Because it seems like we both share a bit of a disdain
For the Dolphins in Miami whose play is mad lame
They could use more than Tuna, heck they need some hefty prayer
Because their chances for .500 play is like me whoopin' a bear
So I implore my So-Flo buddy to take care when you drive
And listen to the Bee-Gees...you gotta gotta stay alive!

Edited May 14, 2008 by kujo

[Seven77]

hey this thread is mad cool
quite unlike dog drool,
or even worse--ah nevermind
i keep it positive cause i'm intoxicated by new wine
aka the Holy Spirit, Divine Wind can you hear it?
or rather Him, convictor of my sin,
with threads like this we all win
right now im out like foreign films [i]Fin[/i].

[kujo]

[quote name='Seven77' post='1528922' date='May 14 2008, 10:17 PM']hey this thread is mad cool
quite unlike dog drool,
or even worse--ah nevermind
i keep it positive cause i'm intoxicated by new wine
aka the Holy Spirit, Divine Wind can you hear it?
or rather Him, convictor of my sin,
with threads like this we all win
right now im out like foreign films [i]Fin[/i].[/quote]

So 7 times 3 checks into the fray
Why, I listened to your jams just the other day
And now we're spittin' rhymes like big fat camel
While my boy 7-to-3rd keeps it bright and shiny like enamel!

[Era Might]

The Celtics are on
So I won't change the channel
When you're in the woods
Be sure to wear flannel
I'm trying to find another word to rhyme
I got it, how about...nope, couldn't fine another one
So back to the game
Better not to freestyle while watching TV
Because you get a rhyme that is lame

[kujo]

[quote name='Era Might' post='1528946' date='May 14 2008, 10:54 PM']The Celtics are on
So I won't change the channel
When you're in the woods
Be sure to wear flannel
I'm trying to find another word to rhyme
I got it, how about...nope, couldn't fine another one
So back to the game
Better not to freestyle while watching TV
Because you get a rhyme that is lame[/quote]

Not to kick off a fight, but I gotta set it straight
Because it's been on my chest and it's starting to irritate
The Celtics are lame cuz their a Bostonian abomination
They make me about as ill as the Red Sox Nation
But I got love for Era-to-the-Might
And I wish him a very blessed evening, but a sad-sad night


(subtext...I hope the Celtics lose)

[Era Might]

You hope the Celtics lose?
You just set off a fuse
You live near the ocean
So I'm sending you on a cruise
I'm setting you out to pasture
Like the animal who says "moooo"
Headlines: "CELTICS WIN!"
While you're singing the blues

[kujo]

[quote name='Era Might' post='1528955' date='May 14 2008, 11:05 PM']You hope the Celtics lose?
You just set off a fuse
You live near the ocean
So I'm sending you on a cruise
I'm setting you out to pasture
Like the animal who says "moooo"
Headlines: "CELTICS WIN!"
While you're singing the blues[/quote]

Our little verbal-spat makes me giggle glee
But my mood is deflated by their victory
You see the Celtics are flat and the team is a turd
The last good player ya'll had was flippin' Larry Bird!
The 3 Musketeers have ignited your team
While Big Papi and Manny have boosted your self-esteem
But New York will prevail because we gotteth the luck
And, with all due respect, all teams from Boston just stink!


(Love you dude...hope our battle is going over as a joke on your end...)

[the Apologist]

Yo faget the Celtics, ya peep that new ManChild?
He been kill'em on my beats mad wild
That new song Backbone money is bang'n son no doubt
so every body keep that D Major name in ya mouth
bringing true hip hop back with out the wack topics
cause all that gangsta rap croutons they gotta stop it

www.manchildinsider.com

[kujo]

[quote name='the Apologist' post='1529022' date='May 15 2008, 12:13 AM']Yo faget the Celtics, ya peep that new ManChild?
He been kill'em on my beats mad wild
That new song Backbone money is bang'n son no doubt
so every body keep that D Major name in ya mouth
bringing true hip hop back with out the wack topics
cause all that gangsta rap croutons they gotta stop it

www.manchildinsider.com[/quote]

Manchild is the man
He's got a master plan
Gonna take over the game
It will never be the same
With his Bible and his beads
To Christ his music leads
Bumpin' beats and slammin' licks
A crazy Catholic rockin' a crucifix!

[misereremi]

Manchild's heavy, I check for that
I know what yous sayin about that gangsta rap
All that posin with gatts.. and brats.. is just wack
They need to have a closing down sale, and bring hip hop back.
I’m not sayin it died,
but it’s been served in small rations
I check for true styles even when they out of fashion.
UK grime, unblack metal, funk, electro
Punk, rock, and Catholic Mcs that can flow
I’m s’posed to be workin so I gotta go
But I like these freestyles, just so ya know.


[quote name='the Apologist' post='1528374' date='May 14 2008, 06:16 PM']you get me?[/quote]
Yes! lol

[the Apologist]

[quote name='misereremi' post='1529234' date='May 15 2008, 04:10 AM']Manchild's heavy, I check for that
I know what yous sayin about that gangsta rap
All that posin with gatts.. and brats.. is just wack
They need to have a closing down sale, and bring hip hop back.
I’m not sayin it died,
but it’s been served in small rations
I check for true styles even when they out of fashion.
UK grime, unblack metal, funk, electro
Punk, rock, and Catholic Mcs that can flow
I’m s’posed to be workin so I gotta go
But I like these freestyles, just so ya know.
Yes! lol[/quote]

Glad you got it,
Feel the funk these brothas wit broke pockets
My head's about to sprocket from all these finals in college
I'm at work now, trying to make a bit of paper
So deep in dept you won't find yo boy D- Major
Gotta go.. before my boss has a cow
pass the mic to Kujo to flow, show these people how

[kujo]

I appreciate the chance to give ya'll my say
And you know that I would never have it any other way
But for the next couple days I'll be in the big VA
That's Virginia, I say
Because my cousin Ryan is celebrating his wedding day
So until Monday this is my signing away

Edited May 16, 2008 by kujo

[-I---Love]

typin my first freestyle
believe it, im not kiddin
tryin ta make use of today
start really livin
goin round in my head
all over these lesson plans
what can I say
to make my students say hey
to wake up to
a brand new way
of livin
its got my mind spinnin
just a lil perplexed
attemptin to do my best
catch y'all later
cause this stank like taters

[kujo]

Sitting in my hotel sippin' on a Bud Light
Ready to get my dance on at the rehearsal tonight
I've got my slacks all pressed and my shirt looks stank
I'm gonna look more money than the vault in a bank
Tomorrow is the wedding it'sgonna be a dope ceremony
They'll be joined in holy matrimony
And now I'll sign off cuz my brew is mad low
Just figured I'd stop by, bust a rhyme, and then go!

[the Apologist]

Word up, keep it real, you know the deal
With shoes shining more than the skin on the back of seal
Dark shades, pimped out with that Dolimite perm
gold grill and gold chains so hot that they burn
tie loose, shirt open at top so sweet
with chest hairs sticking out, looking like taco meat
waxed mustache, fresh with them curls on point
brass knuckles on ya hand cover every joint
who's da man? heads turn when you enter the Church
the next eligible bachelor has stepped on turf!