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Era Might

We used to have freestyles
On the phorum it was wild
Ever since then it's been boring and rather mild
We have a new Hip Hop phorum to show our style
So consider this a phone call
That you pick up when I dial

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Yo, my name is Flip comin' through.
I go to school, make you drool.
Clutchin the mic, comin through
Who you? Naw, you, fool.
Peace out like a puzzle,
Made ya think, get a muzzle.

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1-777 inspired by heaven,
make devils go "ahhhhhh!" like they name was Kevin,
pound em, ground em up into resin
in Christ we be continually rising like leaven

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desertwoman

Praying and looking forward to walking

across that stage with my parents gawking

and talking amongst themselves that they

are proud of the accomplishments that I have completed

but within the midst of it all I never became conceited and finished

school with the glory given to the most HIGH and the thanks to my

friends and comforters along the way who prayed for this native daughter

to survive the slaughter of the main lands.

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This one day Jesus was-a walkin’
Around downtown Galilee
He saw the devil he was creepin’
Puttin’ his feet up on a tree
That mean old man he tried to tempt him
Using every dirty trick
But our Lord Jesus, He was a thinkin’
He’d give the devil time to pick
He’d either have to turn and run
With his big ole tail between his legs
Or Jesus Christ He’d be a kickin’
Till for mercy the devil begged
So He said “Hey devil you need to go
Get your nasty horns out of this place.
Before I open a can of whoopin’
And spray holy water on your face

Because our Jesus was a ninja
(WWWAAAAAAA)
I said Our Lord He was a ninja
(WAAAAAA)
Didja know that Jesus was a ninja
(YAAAAAA)
It’s in Scripture, Jesus was a ninja

The next day Jesus was-a walkin’
Down the streets filled with poor
When he saw the Pharisees-a speaking
Harassing a woman lyin’ on the floor
They told Our Lord to throw some stones
For this lady had surely sinned
But at that moment Jesus wept beneath a ninja-style grin
He looked the Pharisees in the eyes
Their knees were quakin’ from His gaze
Their cloaks were wet, their shoes were too
And they smelled real bad for days
Then Jesus dropped some crazy knowledge
But those Pharisees were short of luck
They resisted Him and called Him nuts
So Jesus whipped out His nunchucks



...okay, maybe it wasn't freestyle this time. But I did freestyle that last spring with my boy Nick laying down a really sick guitar riff behind it at our campus talent show. It had a Tenacious D feel to it. We're gonna record it soon!

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misereremi

Lol if Jesus was a ninja :lol:
Then yoga’s not a sin, bruv
And techno is satan, and the opposite of hatin is... not love
I love this phorum, I catch so many jokes
Y’all are my peeps, mad crazy Catholic folks
I come on here often like it’s a vice or a bad habit
I’ve even got my own: 'Yo mommas nice'- like ‘nice is a rabbit’. :wacko:

Rhymes I have plenty,
but right about now my head is empty
Let’s see…
Maybe I can be like
the freestyle regulator in this entry…
If you don’t like what I say, then go talk to the relics
I do it a lot, it has my mates in hysterics,
I think it’s their loss that they just don’t get it :ohno:
But that’s another issue, so let me get to my edits:

It ain’t a proper freestyle if you wrote it down first :P
It ain’t no proper freestlye if you go and rehearse
It ain’t a proper freestyle if you’re timing your verse
It’s meant to end up kind of off- key coz ur fitting in words...
I’ve never been no good at freestyles, but I like to observe :detective:
Ocasionally I may throw in the odd pronoun or verb
You need an urban dictionary to look up what I serve
In the Uk we say ’bless up’ not ‘what’s up’, ‘you get me’ not ‘you heard’
we say spittin’ not rappin’, instead of chicks we say birds
And all my faffin’ about’s sure to get on most peoples’ nerves :unsure:
So I’m gonna hand this here mic to the next phatmass-err….

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the Apologist

i'm at work right now, so don't got much time
but i always find time, to drop a few rhymes
now DJ86 is sick, ain't no ifs ands or maybes
And get ready for my next EP call DMajor gone Crazy!
Baby..

lol

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I'm sittin' at my desk with H-to the-P
With my messy roommate barking at me
He wants me to help him with the Windex and the Hoover
I told him I'm Phatmassin' and cleanin' is for losers
He laughs because I'm a neat freak from the 9-5-4
And there's not a speck of dust (the ultra-handsome) on my nice clean floor
So I guess I'll have to drop it 'cuz this man is my brother
But sometimes it gets exhausting being our household mother.

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You're from the 954?
What part, maybe I knew ya
I lived there for a year
But I never went scuba
Diving
The sun down there is always thriving
I gotta keep the rhyme holy
So I'll throw in the word tithing

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[quote name='Era Might' post='1527384' date='May 13 2008, 06:24 PM']You're from the 954?
What part, maybe I knew ya
I lived there for a year
But I never went scuba
Diving
The sun down there is always thriving
I gotta keep the rhyme holy
So I'll throw in the word tithing[/quote]

I lived in the suburbs in the town of Coral Springs
Exciting, wild, superfun are not the typical things
That one would call it when describing my humble town
But you should still come and visit and we throw some prayers down
My parish was St. Andrew and we did the LIFE TEEN thang
I was really active in the choir that I sang
But now I pass the mic to the Padre who freakin' rocks
But he ain't perfect, which is why he likes the Red Sox

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the Apologist

[quote name='kujo' post='1527407' date='May 13 2008, 04:48 PM']I lived in the suburbs in the town of Coral Springs
Exciting, wild, superfun are not the typical things
That one would call it when describing my humble town
But you should still come and visit and we throw some prayers down
My parish was St. Andrew and we did the LIFE TEEN thang
I was really active in the choir that I sang
But now I pass the mic to the Padre who freakin' rocks
But he ain't perfect, which is why he likes the Red Sox[/quote]

I'm in the 9-4-5
where the people drive crazy
But i rip it live
when i drive down to Davie
Go to class then work
gotta make that cash
wack em cees i gotta hurt
cause they make me laugh
i live in Plantation
like the cotton pick'n nation
my homies in the Chi
visit me on vacation

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[quote name='the Apologist' post='1527774' date='May 14 2008, 12:43 AM']I'm in the 9-4-5
where the people drive crazy
But i rip it live
when i drive down to Davie
Go to class then work
gotta make that cash
wack em cees i gotta hurt
cause they make me laugh
i live in Plantation
like the cotton pick'n nation
my homies in the Chi
visit me on vacation[/quote]

Methinks you slipped up with them words you done speak
The 9-4-5? Man that typin' is weak!
And I've heard that Plantation is a really nice city
I can get there by heading south on University
And like the Concords I be a rhymenoceros
But the cats in SoFlo just wasn't feelin' this
So I had to relocate to where Mickey eats and plays
That's right! It's 4-0-7 till I graduate...which will be around the end of days!

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the Apologist

[quote name='kujo' post='1527984' date='May 13 2008, 11:51 PM']Methinks you slipped up with them words you done speak
The 9-4-5? Man that typin' is weak!
And I've heard that Plantation is a really nice city
I can get there by heading south on University
And like the Concords I be a rhymenoceros
But the cats in SoFlo just wasn't feelin' this
So I had to relocate to where Mickey eats and plays
That's right! It's 4-0-7 till I graduate...which will be around the end of days![/quote]

Oops i meant 9 -5-4 but what more can i say
i just moved down here to teach the Dolphins how to play
you get me? have you asked Mickey if he listens to 50?
Silly how these guys can't drive here but they own Bentley's
I live off of University homie so you got it right
but make a left on my street when you reach the light
i graduate next year, 0-9 here we come!
play'n back my student loans cause interest rates are dumb

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