Era Might Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 We used to have freestyles On the phorum it was wild Ever since then it's been boring and rather mild We have a new Hip Hop phorum to show our style So consider this a phone call That you pick up when I dial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Yo, my name is Flip comin' through. I go to school, make you drool. Clutchin the mic, comin through Who you? Naw, you, fool. Peace out like a puzzle, Made ya think, get a muzzle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seven77 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 1-777 inspired by heaven, make devils go "ahhhhhh!" like they name was Kevin, pound em, ground em up into resin in Christ we be continually rising like leaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertwoman Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 (edited) Praying and looking forward to walking across that stage with my parents gawking and talking amongst themselves that they are proud of the accomplishments that I have completed but within the midst of it all I never became conceited and finished school with the glory given to the most HIGH and the thanks to my friends and comforters along the way who prayed for this native daughter to survive the slaughter of the main lands. Edited May 4, 2008 by desertwoman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kujo Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 This one day Jesus was-a walkin’ Around downtown Galilee He saw the devil he was creepin’ Puttin’ his feet up on a tree That mean old man he tried to tempt him Using every dirty trick But our Lord Jesus, He was a thinkin’ He’d give the devil time to pick He’d either have to turn and run With his big ole tail between his legs Or Jesus Christ He’d be a kickin’ Till for mercy the devil begged So He said “Hey devil you need to go Get your nasty horns out of this place. Before I open a can of whoopin’ And spray holy water on your face Because our Jesus was a ninja (WWWAAAAAAA) I said Our Lord He was a ninja (WAAAAAA) Didja know that Jesus was a ninja (YAAAAAA) It’s in Scripture, Jesus was a ninja The next day Jesus was-a walkin’ Down the streets filled with poor When he saw the Pharisees-a speaking Harassing a woman lyin’ on the floor They told Our Lord to throw some stones For this lady had surely sinned But at that moment Jesus wept beneath a ninja-style grin He looked the Pharisees in the eyes Their knees were quakin’ from His gaze Their cloaks were wet, their shoes were too And they smelled real bad for days Then Jesus dropped some crazy knowledge But those Pharisees were short of luck They resisted Him and called Him nuts So Jesus whipped out His nunchucks ...okay, maybe it wasn't freestyle this time. But I did freestyle that last spring with my boy Nick laying down a really sick guitar riff behind it at our campus talent show. It had a Tenacious D feel to it. We're gonna record it soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misereremi Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Lol if Jesus was a ninja Then yoga’s not a sin, bruv And techno is satan, and the opposite of hatin is... not love I love this phorum, I catch so many jokes Y’all are my peeps, mad crazy Catholic folks I come on here often like it’s a vice or a bad habit I’ve even got my own: 'Yo mommas nice'- like ‘nice is a rabbit’. Rhymes I have plenty, but right about now my head is empty Let’s see… Maybe I can be like the freestyle regulator in this entry… If you don’t like what I say, then go talk to the relics I do it a lot, it has my mates in hysterics, I think it’s their loss that they just don’t get it But that’s another issue, so let me get to my edits: It ain’t a proper freestyle if you wrote it down first It ain’t no proper freestlye if you go and rehearse It ain’t a proper freestyle if you’re timing your verse It’s meant to end up kind of off- key coz ur fitting in words... I’ve never been no good at freestyles, but I like to observe Ocasionally I may throw in the odd pronoun or verb You need an urban dictionary to look up what I serve In the Uk we say ’bless up’ not ‘what’s up’, ‘you get me’ not ‘you heard’ we say spittin’ not rappin’, instead of chicks we say birds And all my faffin’ about’s sure to get on most peoples’ nerves So I’m gonna hand this here mic to the next phatmass-err…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Apologist Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 i'm at work right now, so don't got much time but i always find time, to drop a few rhymes now DJ86 is sick, ain't no ifs ands or maybes And get ready for my next EP call DMajor gone Crazy! Baby.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dj 86er Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Word Search! Peace to the frogs. Ribbit- ribbit all over your dome piece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dj 86er Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Word Search! Peace to the frogs. Ribbit- ribbit all over your dome piece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kujo Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 I'm sittin' at my desk with H-to the-P With my messy roommate barking at me He wants me to help him with the Windex and the Hoover I told him I'm Phatmassin' and cleanin' is for losers He laughs because I'm a neat freak from the 9-5-4 And there's not a speck of dust (the ultra-handsome) on my nice clean floor So I guess I'll have to drop it 'cuz this man is my brother But sometimes it gets exhausting being our household mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Might Posted May 13, 2008 Author Share Posted May 13, 2008 You're from the 954? What part, maybe I knew ya I lived there for a year But I never went scuba Diving The sun down there is always thriving I gotta keep the rhyme holy So I'll throw in the word tithing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kujo Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 [quote name='Era Might' post='1527384' date='May 13 2008, 06:24 PM']You're from the 954? What part, maybe I knew ya I lived there for a year But I never went scuba Diving The sun down there is always thriving I gotta keep the rhyme holy So I'll throw in the word tithing[/quote] I lived in the suburbs in the town of Coral Springs Exciting, wild, superfun are not the typical things That one would call it when describing my humble town But you should still come and visit and we throw some prayers down My parish was St. Andrew and we did the LIFE TEEN thang I was really active in the choir that I sang But now I pass the mic to the Padre who freakin' rocks But he ain't perfect, which is why he likes the Red Sox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Apologist Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 [quote name='kujo' post='1527407' date='May 13 2008, 04:48 PM']I lived in the suburbs in the town of Coral Springs Exciting, wild, superfun are not the typical things That one would call it when describing my humble town But you should still come and visit and we throw some prayers down My parish was St. Andrew and we did the LIFE TEEN thang I was really active in the choir that I sang But now I pass the mic to the Padre who freakin' rocks But he ain't perfect, which is why he likes the Red Sox[/quote] I'm in the 9-4-5 where the people drive crazy But i rip it live when i drive down to Davie Go to class then work gotta make that cash wack em cees i gotta hurt cause they make me laugh i live in Plantation like the cotton pick'n nation my homies in the Chi visit me on vacation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kujo Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 [quote name='the Apologist' post='1527774' date='May 14 2008, 12:43 AM']I'm in the 9-4-5 where the people drive crazy But i rip it live when i drive down to Davie Go to class then work gotta make that cash wack em cees i gotta hurt cause they make me laugh i live in Plantation like the cotton pick'n nation my homies in the Chi visit me on vacation[/quote] Methinks you slipped up with them words you done speak The 9-4-5? Man that typin' is weak! And I've heard that Plantation is a really nice city I can get there by heading south on University And like the Concords I be a rhymenoceros But the cats in SoFlo just wasn't feelin' this So I had to relocate to where Mickey eats and plays That's right! It's 4-0-7 till I graduate...which will be around the end of days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Apologist Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 [quote name='kujo' post='1527984' date='May 13 2008, 11:51 PM']Methinks you slipped up with them words you done speak The 9-4-5? Man that typin' is weak! And I've heard that Plantation is a really nice city I can get there by heading south on University And like the Concords I be a rhymenoceros But the cats in SoFlo just wasn't feelin' this So I had to relocate to where Mickey eats and plays That's right! It's 4-0-7 till I graduate...which will be around the end of days![/quote] Oops i meant 9 -5-4 but what more can i say i just moved down here to teach the Dolphins how to play you get me? have you asked Mickey if he listens to 50? Silly how these guys can't drive here but they own Bentley's I live off of University homie so you got it right but make a left on my street when you reach the light i graduate next year, 0-9 here we come! play'n back my student loans cause interest rates are dumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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