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Josephine runs outside the church and yells, "Someone call an ambulance! Father Jim Passed Out." It so happened that the city of Lawrence in Wisconsin, has only one ambulance and it was out on another call. So Jospehine...

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who was a nice old lady who drove a Cadillac, asks someone to help her get Father Jim in her car. Then she drives at 90 miles an hour (pretty good for a little old lady) to Milwaukee. But on the way to the hospital...

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She get's hit by another car. Father Jim who was laying in the back without his seatbelt, flung up and went through the windshield. An ambulance came and said that Father Jim had a heart attack. Josephine was arrested for murder, since she was hauling a dead body. After she was taken to the police station for questioning she...

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After the assumption was made Fr. Jim was dead, he was taken to the mortuary. When they were putting the embombing fluid in Fr. Jim, he awoke and asked, "What are you doing?" The undertaker said...

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Just to let you all know, I'm copying and pasting everything into Word and when were finished, I will post the whole story in one whole thing.

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