Matthew Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 ...every thing's been blank since... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 (edited) :D Edited February 21, 2004 by rachael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewReformation Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 I drank the entire gallon of whatever it was they gave me...maybe it was spiked...(Father Jim passes out) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 "oh, no!" What's happened to Father Jim? He's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewReformation Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 passed out from loss of blood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_rev Posted February 21, 2004 Author Share Posted February 21, 2004 Josephine runs outside the church and yells, "Someone call an ambulance! Father Jim Passed Out." It so happened that the city of Lawrence in Wisconsin, has only one ambulance and it was out on another call. So Jospehine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colleen Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 who was a nice old lady who drove a Cadillac, asks someone to help her get Father Jim in her car. Then she drives at 90 miles an hour (pretty good for a little old lady) to Milwaukee. But on the way to the hospital... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_rev Posted February 21, 2004 Author Share Posted February 21, 2004 She get's hit by another car. Father Jim who was laying in the back without his seatbelt, flung up and went through the windshield. An ambulance came and said that Father Jim had a heart attack. Josephine was arrested for murder, since she was hauling a dead body. After she was taken to the police station for questioning she... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lounge Daddy Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 …Was thought to have murdered the priest, who was assumed to be deceased … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_rev Posted February 21, 2004 Author Share Posted February 21, 2004 After the assumption was made Fr. Jim was dead, he was taken to the mortuary. When they were putting the embombing fluid in Fr. Jim, he awoke and asked, "What are you doing?" The undertaker said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_rev Posted February 21, 2004 Author Share Posted February 21, 2004 Just to let you all know, I'm copying and pasting everything into Word and when were finished, I will post the whole story in one whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 "Hooooly mother of pearl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_rev Posted February 21, 2004 Author Share Posted February 21, 2004 Fr. Jim jumped up and said, "I like sleeping with a rosary wrapped around my hand." The undertaker replied... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewReformation Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Hmmm...this is the first time I've seen a zombie with a rosary. And then he proceeded to take out his bone saw... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 and Father Jim opened his eyes! What... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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