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[quote name='missionseeker' post='1778865' date='Feb 11 2009, 11:30 AM']CHRISTIE! Flirt to convert! Flirt to convert![/quote]
Catchphrase...STOLEN!

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[quote name='Jesus_lol' post='1778637' date='Feb 11 2009, 02:21 AM']from an earlier MSN convo with christie on canada...


Nick umm not foggier than england
Christie oooo k
Christie hehehe
Christie but warmer
Christie with alot more moose
Nick wooooot!
Christie what?
Nick yeah we should go on a moose ride
Nick some people keep them as pets
Christie and how do you suppose we do that?
Nick well, we drive around honking the moose mating call
Nick then at a crossroads in the twilight we will come across one, which we will subdue with maple syrup and holy water

Christie LOL
Christie hehehe
Christie poor moose
Nick ohh they like it
Christie how would you get it to take the syrup?
Nick if you scratch them behind the ears they just snuggle right up to you
Christie oooooh,
Nick at this point you HAVE to stop honking the mating call!
Christie have you done that before ?
Nick caught a moose?
Christie moose?
Christie when they snuggle you stop honking?
Nick of course, in BC you dont become a man until you can catch a moose, ride it and hunt down and fight a grizzly bear

Nick yup, gotta stop the honking, dont want them getting the wrong idea...
Christie o.O
Christie :mellow:
Christie LOL
Christie sounds like it would be alot of work
Nick would i lie to you :innocent: ?
Nick :P
Nick yeah but it is worth it
Nick really, dont do ANYTHING of the above if you see a real moose
Christie hahaha ok
Christie i'll make sure to just speak whale or something.
Nick waaaOOOOOOOOOeeeeeEEEEEE
Christie and then the whales would come up from the frozen ground and eat the moose!!!
Nick no silly killer whales cant dig through the ground!
Nick they fly over it
Christie :mellow:
Christie then everything i learned is wrong?
Nick yup sorry
Christie awwww
Christie stupid education
Nick hehehhe
Christie is true
Christie they said canada has nothing but snow
Nick hehehehe
Nick well i have been told that america has nothing but dumb people
Nick just as wrong!
Christie o.O no, i think you might be right on
Nick o.O
Nick O.O[/quote]


I just cannot believe i missed that

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[quote name='BG45' post='1814782' date='Mar 23 2009, 11:55 AM']Fox News hates Canada too.

I hate New Jersey.[/quote]

:console:

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[quote name='MIkolbe' post='1814872' date='Mar 23 2009, 12:29 PM']that's a plus?[/quote]

You could have them fight--that'd be entertaining...

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You know I haven't met many Canadians. At the YMCA festival there was this thing where you should hug a certain amount of people from different nations. One of my friends told me the Canadians were bad huggers and he had to teach them to hug. Was that just them, or are most Canadians good huggers?

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