Autumn Dusk Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 So, in the idea that we need to be rescued from ourselves, so we don't all become isolated psyco-killers like at Virginia tech. We had many seminars that were required, which I mangaged to get out of. However, this last one I couldn't weasle my way out of. I had to write an thanksgiving holiday memory essay. I don't have good holiday memories so I wrote just that. Well, with my known vulgarity and sarcism and knack for writing. I hoped to garner minor negitave attention, maybe be forced to go to councelling...and then have them fear trying to get me to do silly things again. It backfired. I'm now the hero of many of the students of my dorm. I'm the model of all those who have lived through hardship and I'm the admiration of many of those who have not as someone who lets the truth be known...holidays are not halmark. I was REALLY pizzed by this instant stardom. I got to work so irratated with life I could hardly move. My boss assigned me to doing a task which normally takes 3-4 people and I insisted on doing it alone. Lo and behold a photographer shows up and begins taking my picture. He explains its a slow news day and needs action shots, he's been all around campus and gotten nothing. I've saved the day becuase I'm a great student, the most hard working he could find at the moment. Why, is it that no matter how bad I want to be I only end up being good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggyie Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Actually it sounds like you were enjoying the attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 okie dokie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintOlaf Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 [quote name='Autumn Dusk' post='1411379' date='Oct 30 2007, 12:39 AM']Why, is it that no matter how bad I want to be I only end up being good?[/quote] Irony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin86 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 [quote name='Autumn Dusk' post='1411379' date='Oct 30 2007, 02:39 PM']So, in the idea that we need to be rescued from ourselves, so we don't all become isolated psyco-killers like at Virginia tech. We had many seminars that were required, which I mangaged to get out of. However, this last one I couldn't weasle my way out of. I had to write an thanksgiving holiday memory essay. I don't have good holiday memories so I wrote just that. Well, with my known vulgarity and sarcism and knack for writing. I hoped to garner minor negitave attention, maybe be forced to go to councelling...and then have them fear trying to get me to do silly things again. It backfired. I'm now the hero of many of the students of my dorm. I'm the model of all those who have lived through hardship and I'm the admiration of many of those who have not as someone who lets the truth be known...holidays are not halmark. I was REALLY pizzed by this instant stardom. I got to work so irratated with life I could hardly move. My boss assigned me to doing a task which normally takes 3-4 people and I insisted on doing it alone. Lo and behold a photographer shows up and begins taking my picture. He explains its a slow news day and needs action shots, he's been all around campus and gotten nothing. I've saved the day becuase I'm a great student, the most hard working he could find at the moment. Why, is it that no matter how bad I want to be I only end up being good?[/quote] I think God might be telling you to just be yourself instead pretending to be a bad girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 You're known for having a knack for writing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffpugh Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Wow. Crazy. Don't play the bad girl. Just do your thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Try killing a dog. When a bad guy kills a dog, you know he's a bad guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 God's glory made perfect by man's imperfection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 [quote name='Autumn Dusk' post='1411379' date='Oct 29 2007, 10:39 PM']Why, is it that no matter how bad I want to be I only end up being good?[/quote] yeah.. i know what you mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iggyjoan Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 [quote name='Winchester' post='1411522' date='Oct 30 2007, 11:21 AM']Try killing a dog. When a bad guy kills a dog, you know he's a bad guy.[/quote] Yeah like who can kill a dog and not feel bad? Dogs are great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismas Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 [quote name='Winchester' post='1411522' date='Oct 30 2007, 12:21 PM']Try killing a dog. When a bad guy kills a dog, you know he's a bad guy.[/quote] Killing dogs is pretty bad, but might be overlooked, or later found to have been suffering pain, and then she would get a Humane Society award unexpectedly. It's time to go nuclear, stuff a bunch of the cutest puppies, kitties, and bunnies together in a sack with a rock in it and dump them in a river, and then post the video on YouTube. Sure, you'll do time, and have a permanent record, but you will be irreversibly loathed by the public. P.S. This is a sick joke, please don't try this at home folks! P.P.S. Sometimes God picks out the rotten ones to do His work, like me. And yes, He is really big on irony. P.P.P.S. Good job putting one to the P.C. establishment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Autumn Dusk Posted October 30, 2007 Author Share Posted October 30, 2007 [quote name='Maggie' post='1411383' date='Oct 30 2007, 01:56 AM']Actually it sounds like you were enjoying the attention [/quote] But the idea was to scare people off [quote name='Justin86' post='1411425' date='Oct 30 2007, 07:16 AM']I think God might be telling you to just be yourself instead pretending to be a bad girl. [/quote] Well, if He just came out and told me who I was I wouldn't have to figure this out. I'm quite tired of always having to do the right thing. [quote name='hot stuff' post='1411448' date='Oct 30 2007, 09:48 AM']You're known for having a knack for writing?[/quote] Yes, and its the reason I have a C in English. My professor was bound and determined I was plagerizing. I'm severly dyslexic as well as ADHD-I so my in class writing was a bear to read. Give me a bit of time and a word processesor and its wonderful. She spent $35 of her own money to run my paper through a plagerizing checker site, when it came back as non plagerized she gave me a C anyway. [quote name='Sacred Music Man' post='1411511' date='Oct 30 2007, 12:51 PM']Wow. Crazy. Don't play the bad girl. Just do your thing.[/quote] I'm making it my thing. [quote name='Winchester' post='1411522' date='Oct 30 2007, 01:21 PM']Try killing a dog. When a bad guy kills a dog, you know he's a bad guy.[/quote] meh, there's plenty of things dead on my fault, many squirrels, numerous voles & moles, three cats, one dog and a couple of children. [quote name='Old_Joe' post='1411622' date='Oct 30 2007, 06:24 PM']God's glory made perfect by man's imperfection.[/quote] Yah, the giant cosmic joke that is my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 [quote name='Autumn Dusk' post='1411674' date='Oct 30 2007, 07:12 PM']Yah, the giant cosmic joke that is my life[/quote] I'd say more like irony than humor, but either way you can look back on it and laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Autumn Dusk Posted November 1, 2007 Author Share Posted November 1, 2007 [quote name='Old_Joe' post='1411742' date='Oct 30 2007, 10:47 PM']I'd say more like irony than humor, but either way you can look back on it and laugh.[/quote] the point is God thinks I'm a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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