Norseman82 Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 No, this is NOT a joke! Chuck Norris has made an endorsement for President - click to find out who: [url="http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/10/22/424613.aspx?GT1=10450"]http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/200....aspx?GT1=10450[/url] Go ahead, click - it's NOT a joke!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneYankee Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer...to bad he's never cried. ...What? I had to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 "That's not a hurricane pattern on the weathermap, that's the shockwave of Chuck Norris doing a roundhouse kick." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 no comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carolyn Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 [quote name='Raphael' post='1407476' date='Oct 22 2007, 06:47 PM']"That's not a hurricane pattern on the weathermap, that's the shockwave of Chuck Norris doing a roundhouse kick."[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 My dad met Chuck Norris. He said he's really short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel9 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 [quote name='LoneYankee' post='1407464' date='Oct 22 2007, 05:28 PM']Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer...to bad he's never cried. ...What? I had to do it.[/quote] Oh my gosh! That just struck my funny bone. Thanks for the laugh! And thank you, Chuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionarybelle Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, Chuck Norris doens't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. it's kinda neat that he's a republican and such. most famous people seem to like liberals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamweaver Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 There is no such thing as endangered animals. Only animals that Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Wednesday Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Well, now that Chuck's mentioned him, I can now say I've heard of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffpugh Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 [quote name='MIkolbe' post='1407579' date='Oct 22 2007, 10:02 PM']no comment [/quote] Best CN Joke ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
premed_jakey Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Im so tickled about this...The former governor of MY state has the endrosement of Chuck!! Too bad not that many people here are so minded.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydigit Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 i thought Huckabee was a fictional name for a second.. what's not fictional is that Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 Huckabee??? sheesh. at least David had a slingshot you want a David against the Goliath? Vote Ron Paul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photosynthesis Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 [quote name='Aloysius' post='1408975' date='Oct 25 2007, 01:56 AM']You want a David against the Goliath? Vote Ron Paul.[/quote] I used to like Ron Paul. Now... I fear getting a roundhouse kick to the face if I vote for anyone other then Huckabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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