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I found some more:

1. I lost my copy of Theology of the Body...can I read yours?

I heard this one with "Can I look at yours?"

Which is probably a good way to get the book upside your head!

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found some on another site:

2. Can you please say a novena for me? I need God to put someone like you in my life.

3. Who's your favorite saint? Mine is St. Valentine, patron of lovers.

4. How 'bout you and I write "Theology of the Booty?"

5. If I had a rosary bead for every time I thought of you, I'd have a glorious mystery.

6. You know, it's kind of noisy in here...the adoration chapel down the street is a pretty quiet place.

7. It's never too early to start praying for our children.

8. I've got two tickets to see Matt Maher.

9. I lost my rosary; can I use your fingers?

10. (Guy to girl) Excuse me--I think you have one of my ribs.

11. I bet I can guess your confirmation name.

12. You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.

13. Hail Mary full of grace…I see an angel face to face!

14. Confess here often?

15. Thank you Lord!

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Confessionator741

well, if the situation ever arises, you know where to find them.

i would suggest a small handy dandy pocket notebook with all of them jotted down.

*suggestion. have pick up line choosen before approaching. DO NOT, I WARN YOU, DO NOT FUMBLE THROUGH BOOK WHILE SPEAKING TO PERSON, DO NOT.*

that is all. i bid you good luck.

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I feel bad for her......  I'd crack up if anyone said one to me!!!

Thanks a bunch!! Thanks for the confidence booster! J/K

I will give all y'all an update when I do it.

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