littleflower+JMJ Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 ++++++++++++++++++ and TOP TEN PICKUPLINES! 10. May I offer you a light for that votive candle? 9. Hi there. My buddy and I were wondering if you would settle a dispute we're having. Do you think the word should be pronounced HOMEschooling, or homeSCHOOLing? 8. Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper. 7. What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this? 6. You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common! 5. Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown. 4. I bet I can guess your confirmation name. 3. You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes. 2. Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time? 1. Confess here often? courtesy of Patrick Madrid of Envoy Magazine http://www.envoymagazine.com/topten/pickup.htm +++++++++++++++++++++ and heres more..... "Twine? Beautiful hands like yours should only be making rosaries out of silk!" "Your the one I fasted on all those first Wednsedays for!" "Your confirmation saint was Clare? Wow! Mine was Francis..." "I think your eyes are a luminous mystery" "What's a nice girl like you doing on a retreat like this?" "Your parish or mine?" "Wanna come up to my place to see my relics?" "I used think I had a monastic vocation, but you're the only habit I want to get into " (*note:not sure about that one! LOL) ""You're so sweet, I might have to give you up for Lent" "I can't speak in tongues, but I can kiss that way." (*note:probably get slapped for that one!! LOL ) "Thou shalt not steal my heart away" "Paul instructs us in 1 Cor. 16:20 to "Greet one another with a holy kiss." Do you think this teaching is valid today?" "Hi, may I join you? After all- the more the Mary-er!" "I think I'll call you 'Medjugorje'...you certainly are a vision..." *there are more a couple of posts down by lit' red Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyperdulia again Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 "I can't speak in tongues, but I can kiss that way." that's a good way to get slapped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted February 9, 2004 Author Share Posted February 9, 2004 "I can't speak in tongues, but I can kiss that way." that's a good way to get slapped. LOL very true!! :fishslap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjtina Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 :slap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyperdulia again Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 :slap: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted February 9, 2004 Author Share Posted February 9, 2004 i htink this is the cutest one! LOL :wub: ""You're so sweet, I might have to give you up for Lent" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confessionator741 Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 o, we dont have to light the candles at mass tonight baby, youve already lit my fire.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confessionator741 Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 maybe im biasly inclined to enjoy this one, lol......confessionator...... "confess here often?...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lounge Daddy Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 "Wanna come up to my place to see my relics?" :punch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyperdulia again Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 "Wow! There's six kids in your family, I always knew I'd fall in love with a girl from a small family." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willguy Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 Wow! Those are bad, but very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cimlog Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 I found some more: 1. I lost my copy of Theology of the Body...can I read yours? 2. Can you please say a novena for me? I need God to put someone like you in my life. 3. Who's your favorite saint? Mine is St. Valentine, patron of lovers. 4. How 'bout you and I write "Theology of the Booty?" 5. If I had a rosary bead for every time I thought of you, I'd have a glorious mystery. 6. You know, it's kind of noisy in here...the adoration chapel down the street is a pretty quiet place. 7. It's never too early to start praying for our children. 8. I've got two tickets to see Matt Maher. 9. I lost my rosary; can I use your fingers? 10. (Guy to girl) Excuse me--I think you have one of my ribs. 11. I bet I can guess your confirmation name. 12. You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes. 13. Hail Mary full of grace…I see an angel face to face! 14. Confess here often? 15. Thank you Lord! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cimlog Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 How 'bout you and I write "Theology of the Booty?" CLASSIC. MUST USE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foundsheep Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 "Hi, may I join you? After all- the more the Mary-er!" Thats just cheesy weezie. :rolling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now