I Am

[iggyjoan]

And if you saw or heard anything about the Notre Dame game (which I got to go to btw) you'll know why. Hopefully. Now I have some things I need to say.

To Jimmy Clausen:

I'm sorry I thought you were a Momma's Boy from Cali and that you got everything you wanted (ahem a streach hummer limo) and figured you were all talk and no game. And even though compared to Brady Quinn you smell of elderberries majorly, you did a pretty good job for the little time you did get to play. I wish you could have had some of DJ's time to play. Oh, and please help him with his throwing. (Does he know how?).


To the Man Sitting Infront of Me to the Left:

I'm sorry I screamed in your ear when GT scored. Again. And again. And I'm sorry I almost threw my Coke at you when Evan Sharpley got sacked. I was angry. I apologize.


To Tom Zbikowski:

Dude, you are my favorite player, but how come sometimes it looks like you just stand there and let the other guy go past you? Maybe you've got it all under control and I'm just crazy, but please do something other than just stand there looking bored (and hot). (I didn't just say that). Maybe next time if I scream "ZIBBY DO SOMETHING" louder you'll hear me. Or won't ignore me. Either way, since you're a team captain you should work on helpling everybody be more of a team. No more late hits that get you disqualified (not to point any fingers JUSTIN BROWN (94) ). And Zibby don't think I didn't see you push that one guy. I'm not stupid. And I'm not yelling at you either. It's fine, just don't do it too hard or too often that you get disqualifed like one of your teamates (BROWN). Be cool. Stay in school. Don't drop out like another one of your teamates (DARIUS WALKER). Not to point fingers. Oh yeah, and can you autograph my jersey? Thanks.


To Demitrius Jones:

Did I spell your name right? Anyway. Do you know how to throw a ball? I mean, seriously. Maybe I'm wrong and you are the running guy. I mean you are pretty fast. Like really fast. But I think the running act is kind of old. I could see it coming and if I could see it coming, don't you think that THEY'LL see it coming? Yeah. Go ask Jimmy for some tips. No. Go find Brady and ask him. You know what? Let's just go get Brady back. He can be like a tutor AND play in games until you guys can do it right. I'm sorry I'm being so negative. It's just I am disspointed. Greatly.


To Evan Sharpley:

I've heard several pronunciations of your name, SharpLEE and SharpLAY. Specify which one is correct, please. I don't really have anything to say to you. You weren't horrible, and you weren't flawless. Hopefully you'll do better in the future, and make our record so un.. un... losingly. If that's a word. Which I know it's not. Unlosingly. Nice.


To Charlie Weis:

Please don't be too hard on your players, even though I know you will. They tried. I think. You know a lot better than the rest of us, that's your job. And you're good at it. Except for this game. Maybe. I am going to go now before you become angry with me.


To All the Michigan Fans (esp Roamin):

Even though ND lost, that still doesn't damper the fact that Michigan, too, lost, AND they lost to a team that most people haven't heard of. You cannot even begin to imagine how much this delights me. Do you know that when they announced the score over the loudspeaker at the game everybody (some players included) all cheered and jumped around? Yes. It is true. I was there. I highfived some guy I didn't know.


To the kid who threw a football at me after the game:

Why? You looked so happy, but you were wearing a Zibby Jersey (same as me) so you couldn't have been. Then you threw that football at me and smiled. Even though I threw it back right as a whole group of GT fans walked by singing their song you still smiled. Were you completely delusional?


That is all, thank you for listening.

[kafka]

sorry Iggy. Looks like its going to be a long year for ND.

Go Badgers!

[CatholicCid]

[quote name='iggyjoan' post='1376336' date='Sep 2 2007, 01:38 PM']To Jimmy Clausen:

you did a pretty good job for the little time you did get to play. I wish you could have had some of DJ's time to play.[/quote]

He was playing against GT's 2nd string wasn't he?

[ardillacid]

You are depressed because you have yet to learn that Hockey is the best sport.

[Bonbon]

I heard about that...sorry






[quote name='notardillacid' post='1376359' date='Sep 2 2007, 01:16 PM']You are depressed because you have yet to learn that Hockey is the best sport.[/quote]
Hockey?

[Sojourner]

[quote name='notardillacid' post='1376359' date='Sep 2 2007, 02:16 PM']You are depressed because you have yet to learn that Hockey is the best sport.[/quote]
hockey is pretty awesome ... not as awesome as football but close.



Iggy, you should become a sports columnist.

[ardillacid]

[quote name='Cardinals Flower' post='1376379' date='Sep 2 2007, 03:56 PM']Hockey? [/quote]
Up here in the north, we have this crazy phenomenon where our lakes FREEZE over, becoming sheets of ice!!! Then we skate on it. Sometime you should check it out!
[img]http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b155/ardillacid/coyote-frozen-lake.jpg[/img]

[Romans1513]

[quote]Michigan, too, lost, AND they lost to a team that most people haven't heard of. You cannot even begin to imagine how much this delights me.[/quote]

haha I agree completely!

But I'm no fan of ND either so thats all I'll say

[Resurrexi]

I have a friend who flew out to ND this weekend and was at that game.

[XIX]

[quote name='notardillacid' post='1376359' date='Sep 2 2007, 04:16 PM']You are depressed because you have yet to learn that Hockey is the best sport.[/quote]
HECK yes!

[uruviel]

Go Astros!

[iggyjoan]

[quote name='uruviel' post='1376522' date='Sep 2 2007, 06:36 PM']Go Astros![/quote]


I heard they lost. To the Cubs. Was I mistaken?

[uruviel]

Nope. We lost 6-5 to them. It was unfortunate.


We just fired our manager. I have hope!

[XIX]

HECK yes they lost 2 out of 3 to my cubbies.

[iggyjoan]

Yeah. My brother went to that game. Now he's obsessed with Legos. Go figure.