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If you have to stop yourself from saying amen after saluting the flag, or crossing yourself when asked to stand.

You subconsciously think of the Eucharist before eating mints, candy, or Nilla wafers.

You feel awkward or confused when your Protestant friends keep going after "deliver us from evil".

You try and kneel in another denomination's church where they don't have kneelers...

Catholic rock on your iPod!!

You catch yourself singing hymns or responsorial psalms around the house.

Bonus points if you do the above in the shower.

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[quote name='knightec' post='1362315' date='Aug 18 2007, 09:01 PM']..everytime you walk into a dark closet you start confession.[/quote]

:lol_roll:

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[quote name='Old_Joe' post='1362460' date='Aug 18 2007, 10:12 PM']...every time you shake someone's hand you say, "peace be with you."[/quote]

or if whenever someone tries to shake your hand you try to block out bad memories of the "sign of peace" :mellow:

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... you liked introducing yourself with two middle names after you were confirmed as a teen.

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... you are unconciously determined to hunt down the holy water font after entering a Non-Catholic Church.

... you really dig it when Antonio Banderas prays before the tabernacle in the Zorro movies!

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[quote name='MissyP89' post='1362375' date='Aug 18 2007, 09:35 PM']You catch yourself singing hymns or responsorial psalms around the house.

Bonus points if you do the above in the shower.[/quote]


ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! ummm I do that rofl

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[quote name='XIX' post='1362565' date='Aug 18 2007, 11:20 PM'](if you are single) Every time you meet a cute girl you want ask if she is Catholic.[/quote]


ROFL I've had random guys in the Mall back home come up to me and ask me if I'm Catholic lol

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...if you go ballistic when people bash the Church. ;)

...if you think of chrism when you smell Pine Sol (I'm just weird).

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[quote name='MissyP89' post='1362575' date='Aug 19 2007, 12:43 AM']...if you think of chrism when you smell Pine Sol (I'm just weird).[/quote]

Oh yes! That is so true!

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