MIKolbe Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 [quote name='knightec' post='1361320' date='Aug 17 2007, 03:44 PM']a nun with a ruler[/quote] AHHH.. don't SAY that!! you made me flinch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romans1513 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 [quote name='Old_Joe' post='1360980' date='Aug 17 2007, 03:45 AM']Your Spiritual directions go something like this: "...chant the Regina Choeli 3 times and then make a right turn. Then pray a divine mercy chaplet and make a left. Pray one rosary and take right turn after the second mystery and a right turn after the fourth mystery. After finishing the rosary, pray the Angelus. You should be there or very close. If not, ask God for directions."[/quote] Hey that would be fun if you just wanted to explore a new area (ummm... I've been doing a lot of wandering around my new neighborhood lately)... although, "there" would probably signify "lost". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StColette Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 [quote name='kafka' post='1361335' date='Aug 17 2007, 05:09 PM']if. . . you spend your friday night on phatmass[/quote] lol I worked all day and then came home and started phatmassing while speaking to my fiance on the phone lol I'm such a nerd lol I'm hopeless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffpugh Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Fiance /= nerd + hopeless. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abercius24 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 (edited) You might be a Catholic if ... Your initial urge after hearing "May the force be with you" is to say "and also with you." Edited August 18, 2007 by abercius24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resurrexi Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 [quote name='abercius24' post='1361581' date='Aug 17 2007, 10:15 PM']You might be a Catholic if ... Your initial urge after hearing "May the force be with you" is to say "and also with you."[/quote] Don't you mean "and with your spirit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Hehehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted August 18, 2007 Author Share Posted August 18, 2007 ...you ever played "Mass" as a kid. ...you listen to Gregorian Chant for fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abercius24 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 (edited) [quote name='StThomasMore' post='1361601' date='Aug 17 2007, 11:35 PM']Don't you mean "and with your spirit" [/quote] Well, "et cum spiritu tuo" doesn't seem to naturally flow from the Star Wars quote, so I stuck with the Novus Ordo interpretation. Dominos and Biscuits! Edited August 18, 2007 by abercius24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiquitunga Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 You've accidentally genuflected and/or made the sign of the cross at a place other than church, eg a movie theatre or auditorium, etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StColette Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 [quote name='Margaret Clare' post='1361619' date='Aug 17 2007, 10:51 PM']You've accidentally genuflected and/or made the sign of the cross at a place other than church, eg a movie theatre or auditorium, etc [/quote] ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! lol I ummm went to my sis' church once, she's not Catholic well... not practicing one lol I couldn't help but genuflect before going into the pew lol (ps it was a Wed. not a Sunday lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatholicCid Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 [quote name='Margaret Clare' post='1361619' date='Aug 17 2007, 10:51 PM']You've accidentally genuflected and/or made the sign of the cross at a place other than church, eg a movie theatre or auditorium, etc [/quote] Or in an empty Church. My friend genuflected once toward an empty tabernacle [b]as[/b] we were processing out the Church on Holy Thursday following the Eucharist as it was led out. He reached his knee, I gave him the oddest look, it hit him, and we both started cracking up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abercius24 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 [quote name='Margaret Clare' post='1361619' date='Aug 17 2007, 11:51 PM']You've accidentally genuflected and/or made the sign of the cross at a place other than church, eg a movie theatre or auditorium, etc [/quote] Oh my gosh, yes. I admit it. Once I didn't respond to well to an adult beverage, went to a movie and did in fact find myself wanting to genuflect on entering the row of seats. LOL. How funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melikalani Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 You give directions by parish location... "The post office is past Saint Joseph's on the right side of Main Street before you hit Our Lady of Guadalupe's." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adt6247 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 [quote name='abercius24' post='1361581' date='Aug 18 2007, 12:15 AM']You might be a Catholic if ... Your initial urge after hearing "May the force be with you" is to say "and also with you."[/quote] Happens to me all the time! In my case, though, it's "And with thy spirit"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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