Old_Joe Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Your Spiritual directions go something like this: "...chant the Regina Choeli 3 times and then make a right turn. Then pray a divine mercy chaplet and make a left. Pray one rosary and take right turn after the second mystery and a right turn after the fourth mystery. After finishing the rosary, pray the Angelus. You should be there or very close. If not, ask God for directions." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stargirl3:16 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Nice. It reminds me of a sign that's on our parish office's door: "In back office, please ring doorbell. Say 2 Our Fathers and 1 Hail Mary, then ring doorbell again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stargirl3:16 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 (edited) Double post. Edited August 17, 2007 by stargirl3:16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldbug16 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 You might be a Catholic if: Someone asks you what your favorite Madonna song is and you say, "Oh, Hail Holy Queen!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StColette Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 [quote name='goldbug16' post='1361187' date='Aug 17 2007, 01:11 PM']You might be a Catholic if: Someone asks you what your favorite Madonna song is and you say, "Oh, Hail Holy Queen!!!"[/quote] ROFL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adt6247 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 You might be Catholic if: - more than one of your friends has ever told you that "your face is illicit!" - your wardrobe is sorted by liturgical color - someone asks "what day is it?" and you answer with what feast day it is, but are unable to remember today's date... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel's angel Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 I always wear an item of clothing that corresponds to the Litugical colour of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightec Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Everytime you see a nun with a ruler you flinch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 if. . . you spend your friday night on phatmass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 [quote name='kafka' post='1361335' date='Aug 17 2007, 06:09 PM']if. . . you spend your friday night on phatmass[/quote] or maybe this means I am a geek and have no life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffpugh Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Awesome thread [quote name='knightec' post='1361320' date='Aug 17 2007, 05:44 PM']Everytime you see a nun with a ruler you flinch.[/quote] Hehehe... those were the days... too bad they're not around anymore... [quote name='kafka' post='1361335' date='Aug 17 2007, 06:09 PM']if. . . you spend your friday night on phatmass[/quote] [quote name='kafka' post='1361355' date='Aug 17 2007, 06:29 PM']or maybe this means I am a geek and have no life[/quote] I still have no plans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightec Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 This beats watching High School Musical 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paddington Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 You eat a gang of cod at Bingo Friday after watching Lou Holtz: Beyond the Glory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 [quote name='knightec' post='1361360' date='Aug 17 2007, 06:37 PM']This beats watching High School Musical 2[/quote] .... I really am watching High School Musical 2... I even canceled my other plans to watch it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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