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Your Spiritual directions go something like this:

"...chant the Regina Choeli 3 times and then make a right turn. Then pray a divine mercy chaplet and make a left. Pray one rosary and take right turn after the second mystery and a right turn after the fourth mystery. After finishing the rosary, pray the Angelus. You should be there or very close. If not, ask God for directions."

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stargirl3:16
:lol_roll: Nice.

It reminds me of a sign that's on our parish office's door:

"In back office, please ring doorbell. Say 2 Our Fathers and 1 Hail Mary, then ring doorbell again."
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[quote name='goldbug16' post='1361187' date='Aug 17 2007, 01:11 PM']You might be a Catholic if:

Someone asks you what your favorite Madonna song is and you say, "Oh, Hail Holy Queen!!!"[/quote]

ROFL!

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You might be Catholic if:

- more than one of your friends has ever told you that "your face is illicit!"
- your wardrobe is sorted by liturgical color
- someone asks "what day is it?" and you answer with what feast day it is, but are unable to remember today's date...

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[quote name='kafka' post='1361335' date='Aug 17 2007, 06:09 PM']if. . . you spend your friday night on phatmass[/quote]

or maybe this means I am a geek and have no life

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Awesome thread :rolleyes: :lol_roll:
[quote name='knightec' post='1361320' date='Aug 17 2007, 05:44 PM']Everytime you see a nun with a ruler you flinch.[/quote]
Hehehe... those were the days... too bad they're not around anymore...

[quote name='kafka' post='1361335' date='Aug 17 2007, 06:09 PM']if. . . you spend your friday night on phatmass[/quote]
[quote name='kafka' post='1361355' date='Aug 17 2007, 06:29 PM']or maybe this means I am a geek and have no life[/quote]
I still have no plans. :mellow:

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TotusTuusMaria

[quote name='knightec' post='1361360' date='Aug 17 2007, 06:37 PM']This beats watching High School Musical 2[/quote]

....

I really am watching High School Musical 2... I even canceled my other plans to watch it :blush:

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