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A Letter To My Pets


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[quote name='Paddington' post='1703601' date='Nov 17 2008, 05:23 PM']My mom's dogs bark a lot. They don't know how to talk.[/quote]

You should teach them.

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Dear AJ and Gryffin,

While I am very aware that your medicine does not taste good (despite it's TUNA flavoring, you spoiled things), please accept that you will be forced to consume it every night for the next two weeks and cease scratching my legs in your escape attempt when I am feeding it to you. As you learned tonight, running away and hiding after only half of the medicine is administered does not mean that you get out of taking the rest later. It just means my leg gets scratched again. Once you get it through your adorable and dearly loved but sometimes thick kitty brains that this is for your own benefit, we willl all be much happier.

My thanks in advance.

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Dear Hobbes-

CLEARLY you misread my last letter.

FURTHERMORE, feel free to hop on the bed and make yourself comfy. But, when I move my feet, at 2am, this is NOT, repeat NOT, an invitation to rabbit kick them, nor bite them. If you then get forcibly removed from the bed for these acts, don't cry about it.

Also, if you wake up the baby again, it may be your last time. Meg knows peoples and has ideas.

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[quote name='MIkolbe' post='1704036' date='Nov 18 2008, 09:38 AM']Dear Hobbes-

CLEARLY you misread my last letter.

FURTHERMORE, feel free to hop on the bed and make yourself comfy. But, when I move my feet, at 2am, this is NOT, repeat NOT, a[b]n invitation to rabbit kick them, n[/b]or bite them. If you then get forcibly removed from the bed for these acts, don't cry about it.

Also, if you wake up the baby again, it may be your last time. Meg knows peoples and has ideas.[/quote]


I thought my family was the only one who used to term "rabbit kick"...

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brandelynmarie

I had posted a copy of the first letter on my fridge at the very bottom. I highlighted this sentence:

[i]Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.[/i]

I'm not certain that it helped. :|

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