Old_Joe Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Chuck norris doesn't sleep he waits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frozencell Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 The toaster oven was invented by a simple thought one day when Chuck Norris couldn't decide which one he wanted to use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertwoman Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 LOL!!!! This rules mang!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socrates Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Now I'm so much more careful in my posting, seeing that Chuck Norris is ready to give me a swift roundhouse kick to the face if I break any guidelines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deus te Amat Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 i said this in the lame board and i'm saying this here dUSt this is getting lame really lame sickening lame i'm leaving for the night its so lame all i said was that Chuck Norris will never be cooler than Jesus, and that Jesus can pwn him anyday this isn't funny anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 is this a baptist chat board now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone _ Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 [quote name='Deus_te_Amat' post='1354571' date='Aug 9 2007, 08:40 PM']i said this in the lame board and i'm saying this here dUSt this is getting lame really lame sickening lame i'm leaving for the night its so lame all i said was that Chuck Norris will never be cooler than Jesus, and that Jesus can pwn him anyday this isn't funny anymore[/quote] I concur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Wednesday Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Chuck is awesome on so many levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Wednesday Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 How come some people are in a "roundhouse kicked to the face" group? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faith 1st Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 [quote name='Old_Joe' post='1354512' date='Aug 9 2007, 10:19 PM']Chuck norris doesn't sleep he waits.[/quote] for us to mad a bad move? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faith 1st Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 [quote name='Deus_te_Amat' post='1354571' date='Aug 9 2007, 10:40 PM']i said this in the lame board and i'm saying this here dUSt this is getting lame really lame sickening lame i'm leaving for the night its so lame all i said was that Chuck Norris will never be cooler than Jesus, and that Jesus can pwn him anyday this isn't funny anymore[/quote] Hey...I just put you on friends list...does that not count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Chuck is the best in the entire west, better than the rest!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kateri05 Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 [quote name='Ash Wednesday' post='1354590' date='Aug 9 2007, 08:49 PM']How come some people are in a "roundhouse kicked to the face" group?[/quote] they were inappropriately bashing Chuck Norris in the Lame Board and dUst had to get walker texas ranger on their behinds they've all been roundhouse kicked to the face and aren't allowed to start threads until they take a pledge of non-bashing of Chuck Norris, acknowledging his supremacy over Jack Buer and some other Dog guy i haven't heard of. apparently, some are irritated, but i think its HILARIOUS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Jack Bauer can diffuse a pound of c-4. Chuck Norris can eat a pound of c-4. Chuck Norris wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Knight Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 "He doesn't feel fear, or pity, or remorse, and he will absolutely not stop, until you are dead!" - Kyle Reese, The Terminator I didn't know Chuck was the new Terminator model lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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