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[quote name='Ash Wednesday' post='1345122' date='Jul 31 2007, 07:07 AM']Why can't they just shoot them?[/quote]
That's inhumane ... not kidding.


This is a problem in many citieis ... in fact, in downtown Indianapolis and in downtown St. Paul there are fake falcon calls broadcast to scare away the pigeons. There have been many discussions about ways to solve the problems but killing the pigeons is apparently not cool ...


I think it would be ironic if we did this and then in 80 years pigeons were an endangered species as a result.

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[quote name='T-Bone _' post='1345209' date='Jul 31 2007, 10:01 AM']What's so inhumane about shooting them?[/quote]
It kills them unnecessarily? There was also talk of poisoning them but that idea didn't fly for the same reason.


I think shooting them is also problematic because they are small targets and these are densely populated areas.

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Groo the Wanderer

[quote name='Terra Firma' post='1345221' date='Jul 31 2007, 11:07 AM']It kills them unnecessarily? There was also talk of poisoning them but that idea didn't fly for the same reason.
I think shooting them is also problematic because they are small targets and these are densely populated areas.[/quote]


Just aim better. :cupid:

Besides, not many of the population hangs around squatting on top of statuary, building ledges, and flagpoles...except Spiderman.

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[quote name='Groo the Wanderer' post='1345388' date='Jul 31 2007, 12:58 PM']Just aim better. :cupid:

Besides, not many of the population hangs around squatting on top of statuary, building ledges, and flagpoles...except Spiderman.[/quote]
And Daredevil. Let's not forget him. :P:


We also don't want our statues headless.


Besides ... have you ever actually seen these flocks? They're huge ... it would take a lot of bullets.

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Archaeology cat

[quote name='Terra Firma' post='1345196' date='Jul 31 2007, 03:54 PM']That's inhumane ... not kidding.
This is a problem in many citieis ... in fact, in downtown Indianapolis and in downtown St. Paul there are fake falcon calls broadcast to scare away the pigeons. There have been many discussions about ways to solve the problems but killing the pigeons is apparently not cool ...
I think it would be ironic if we did this and then in 80 years pigeons were an endangered species as a result.[/quote]

You can't feed the pigeons at St. Paul's cathedral, I believe. So much for trying to live out Mary Poppins. . .

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[quote name='Ash Wednesday' post='1345122' date='Jul 31 2007, 09:07 AM']Why can't they just shoot them?[/quote]


At the village I was at in Peru, there was a problem with the birds eating all the seed. They made an announcement for people to go kill the pigeons. We were sitting outside the Parish Center where we were staying, and saw the little boys on top of the church shooting the birds...

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[quote name='Terra Firma' post='1345405' date='Jul 31 2007, 11:13 AM']And Daredevil. Let's not forget him. :P:
We also don't want our statues headless.
Besides ... have you ever actually seen these flocks? They're huge ... it would take a lot of bullets.[/quote]

You could always call in the air force! Bring in a black hawk with a 50 cal minigun and just hose em out of the sky!

As for killing them being "inhumane"... God did command us to rule over birds of the air!

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Cow of Shame

[quote name='Paddington' post='1345098' date='Jul 31 2007, 04:01 AM']Sterilizing male mosquitoes sounds like a lot of work. They must call in the guy at the mall who will write your name on a grain of rice.[/quote]

It's that or put teeny tiny condoms on them.


[quote name='Ash Wednesday' post='1345122' date='Jul 31 2007, 09:07 AM']Why can't they just shoot them?[/quote]

Good idea! People in cities are always sitting in their homes thinking "I wish there was more gunfire in my neighborhood!"

[quote name='Groo the Wanderer' post='1345388' date='Jul 31 2007, 02:58 PM']Besides, not many of the population hangs around squatting on top of statuary, building ledges, and flagpoles.[/quote]

Are you unfamiliar with the law of gravity?

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[quote name='Cow of Shame' post='1345937' date='Jul 31 2007, 11:02 PM']Are you unfamiliar with the law of gravity?[/quote]
I am.

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[quote name='Terra Firma' post='1345405' date='Jul 31 2007, 12:13 PM']And Daredevil. Let's not forget him. :P:
We also don't want our statues headless.
Besides ... have you ever actually seen these flocks? They're huge ... it would take a lot of bullets.[/quote]

You use shotguns to kill birds. They use shot--not bullets.

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missionarybelle

putting out tainted food seems like a really bad idea with lots of repreccussions. I think they should introduce a controlable predator to the area. That's one of the most effectve ways to deal with over populous invasive species.

they could also just provide them with tap water to drink and allow them to get Birth control that way.... <_<

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BullnaChinaShop

[quote name='missionarybelle' post='1346163' date='Aug 1 2007, 11:01 AM']putting out tainted food seems like a really bad idea with lots of repreccussions. I think they should introduce a controlable predator to the area. That's one of the most effectve ways to deal with over populous invasive species.

they could also just provide them with tap water to drink and allow them to get Birth control that way.... <_<[/quote]

The only problem with your sugestion is that most predators are not very controlable.

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[quote name='BullnaChinaShop' post='1346242' date='Aug 1 2007, 02:05 PM']The only problem with your sugestion is that most predators are not very controlable.[/quote]

"...that's the best part. The gorillas freeze to death in the winter."

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